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    "We've got Ghosts, with a capital G, that rhymes with T, and that stands for Trouble, right here in Union City!"

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    Generous inventor and environmental pioneer Manservant Neville, founder and CEO of Fatboy Industries, is proof positive that the rich and powerful don't have to be scum.

    It's just that, well, sometimes they just have to be...for the pineal fluid. You understand. (Nate, Sophie, Parker, Hardison, and Eliot don't, but you do - right?)

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    This video is Sheer Elegance in it's Simplicity!

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    This is a video celebrating the MiddleMan's creative use of language to avoid profanity (most of the time)

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    Tommy Tam, Steve, Rodney and Ben combined didn’t make her feel as unloved. Even zombies in Italian wouldn’t help. Revenge through villainy had a little kick in the moment, but she wasn’t thrilled to be holding up local businesses for money. It was a pretty crappy evil plan with an obvious endpoint. It had no elegance and was the insulting kind of simple.

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    She had squeezed pity from Ida. Wendy thought about what it would be like to be a real temp at Jolly Fats. Thought about staying behind as The Middleman went to fight the strange evil of the day; she couldn't bear to watch him walk away even in her imagination. Sitting around for hours or days while he might be getting killed wasn't a sacrifice she could handle. She'd be breaking into the armory and running off to be with him, or get tranq darted trying.

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    Nothing had happened to cause it, except some barrier in his mind stopped holding. He would do anything to keep her. He would do anything to make her safe and happy. He was arguably the most powerful human being in existence, and his morals sizzled away under his passion for Wendy. Love was immorality behind kisses and he had failed the test before. In order not to disgrace the position he held – the position he wanted to hand down to her- she had to be gently taken out of his life and put back into her own.

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    He used autopilot so he could apply pressure to his arm, which was bleeding steadily. The smell of his own burnt flesh made him ill. The absence of Wendy was harshest in his downtime, especially in the car. Her banter was often unhelpful. Her work ethic waned from time to time. She would be the one who stood looking over his shoulder as Ida fixed him up, making yucky faces and telling him how he should have blasted all the bad guys, even if they were cookie-making elves at their day jobs.

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    He pushed her hair off her neck to prod and worry started pulsing behind his light brown eyes. They should be happy eyes, she mused. He did enough for the world to deserve happiness. There must be a ray gun for giddy joy. The 10 year old pig-tailed you-bought-me-a-pony ray or the 8 year old boy best-birthday-ever blaster. They looked like tiny caramel sundaes from way up high, light brown centre on the vanilla ice cream whites of his eyes, a black cherry perched on top.

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    Each bellowed word hit his ears and absorbed into the working part of his mind. He hauled himself from the water. The heavy coat was only a weight keeping him cold and stiff. Wendy was thousands of times colder, thousands of times less able to use her arms and legs to fight her way back. She would have lost all her air immediately. The lungs pushed it out automatically. The body betrayed the will to live.

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    When a man's dead wife is used as part of an art exhibit, without consent, The Middleman and Wendy investigate.

    I no longer recall why I used a famous name for the husband, but this Will Eisner is not the Will Eisner. Archiving here for safekeeping, and so I can think about continuing some of these small fandom fics that lasted longer than the shows that inspired them. Unfinished.

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    A man waits in Wendy's bedroom.

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    Wendy seduces her boss rather by accident, but at least she lets him keep his hands.

    The Middleman's POV of "Just That Easy." The Middleman's quote is by Melvin Maddocks. I will admit to knowing next to nothing about the guy, but he has a lot of quotes floating around the internet.

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    Middleman HQ has a new feature that might not be working the way it should, and since it's Monday, Wendy has the same idea.

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    The Middleman tries a preventative way to stop comic book evil, and narrowly escapes losing a hand.

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    The Middleman's desire for his partner sometimes torments him. Sometimes he gives in.

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    Someone bombs Middleman HQ.

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    Five times Wendy's mother had more to do with it than you'd think; their baby.

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    Five times Wendy's mother had more to do with it than you'd think; their dinner.

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    Five times Wendy's mother had more to do with it than you'd think; their drink.

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