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    Rubies. The blood looks like rubies. The face on the wall looks like a nightmare. (A crime brings the old SCU team back together, and another drives them apart. Set during s6. Rating for canon consistent violence. Updates frequently!)

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    26,689
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    13/15
    Comments:
    10
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    5
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    71
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    Lisbon could feel her headache returning, a dull, throbbing pain right above her left eye. “I know this might sound crazy to you, but what you’re asking of me is a lot more than regular work.”

    “It’s a lot easier than regular work,” Jane contradicted her. “People already think we’re dating anyway.”

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    Jane and Lisbon pretend to be a couple to catch a group of diamond thieves. The only problem? Lisbon already has a boyfriend - Marcus Pike.

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    English
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    68,901
    Chapters:
    9/16
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1517
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    The terrorist known only as Red John has sent the FBI a message: he intends to attack the 2017 Miss America Pageant! Special Agent Teresa Lisbon, along with her trusted consultant Patrick Jane, accepts an undercover assignment to put an end to Red John's reign of terror.

    Or a Miss Congeniality (2000) inspired The Mentalist fic that explores some of the Jisbon morsels that the show throws down because they totally love each other from Day 1, and that's a fact!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,682
    Chapters:
    7/12
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    228
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    Title from Richard Siken's Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out

    Jane is sick after a case and Lisbon resigns herself to worrying about a man who doesn't want to be worried about.

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    900
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    80
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    Cho thinks its just sex but doesn't know how to ask for more, Jane listens.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    61
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    Jane drinks belladonna. Charlotte doesn’t approve.

    Language:
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    444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    28
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    Lataiah learns to juggle being a superhero, an elite team captain, and being in a romantic relationship. But can she handle all of that and still have time to save the world? Or will it become too much for her to handle and get one of her teammates killed?

    Series
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    27,974
    Chapters:
    17/33
    Kudos:
    10
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    465
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    (Of course, Lisbon isn’t his mother—but sometimes…sometimes…he wishes she were.)

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    807
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Под покровом ночи Красный Джон наносит Джейну визит.

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    Русский
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    For once she felt lost, her whole life and identity was down the drain, everyone was giving her pitying glances as they visited her hospital room, she understood... Who wouldn't feel pity towards a tortured and mangled woman like her...

    Language:
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    11,868
    Chapters:
    9/15
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    620
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    Kimball reflects on his life when Charlotte spends time at the office with them.

    Language:
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    2,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    55
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    Patrick is sick while Teresa is out of town. He starts to think about how much their relationship changed him and it's all a bit terrifying.

    Language:
    English
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    679
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    174
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    Marcus Pike really had a number done on him at the end of S6 of The Mentalist. I thought he deserved a nice treat, so here we are.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,629
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    77
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    Slightly farcical one-shot. Jane and Lisbon in an irresistible, adventurous meeting. Date night away from the baby(s). It gets off to a fast start, so shoo the kiddies.

    Originally published on Tumblr on December 2, 2015.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    197
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    A bit of fluff inspired by the showy Taurid meteor shower. The G sweetness became sultry E, as thoughts about Jane and Lisbon often do.These two just have a way of igniting.

    Originally published on Tumblr, November 8, 2015.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    125
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    “Well,” he says. “If I stay at your place, we’re obviously going to have sex, and—”

    “I’m not going to force you to have sex with me if you don’t want to,” Lisbon huffs.

    “Just let me finish,” Jane says. Lisbon waits, lips pursed, staring him down. It’s hard not to be a little offended. “I feel like I’m not at my full potential,” he admits, gesturing to his wounded ankle.

     

    aka Jane makes Lisbon wait until his ankle is healed before he'll have sex with her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,448
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    341
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    A glimpse into the blissful days of Teresa and Patrick as a new couple after 622 ‘Blue Bird.“ I never tire of fantasizing about that pre-honeymoon. A bit of 707 'Little Yellow House’ foreshadowing.

    First posted on Tumblr August 1, 2015.

    Strong situations, starts right up, so please don’t read if you don’t like that stuff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,584
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    242
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    Twelve weeks since Jane had shuffled his way into the CBI in a crumpled shirt and lost expression, too exhausted to be guarded, falling into the platonic care of an intense Chicago-born CBI agent. The world has shifted more under his feet in the last eighty or so days than he ever thought it could.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    915
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    71
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    First person narrative, Lisbon's POV. Sort of a tag for 707 'Little Yellow House.' One-shot. Rated 'M' for mature situations and references, some bad language.

    First published on Tumblr July 15, 2015.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,055
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96
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    He still remembered that night, the dirt on his hands, the hissing in his ear. Stumbling backwards, away from the face of the hovering figure while he cowered against the wall like a wounded, cornered dog, but he knew. He knew deep down what he was

    He had a gift, but he had told no one. He was born different. But nothing was as it seemed, and the truth of what he kept secret was about to come out...

    A storm was brewing. He was the only one who could stop it

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    891
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    60

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