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    The essential truth of life is that nothing stays the same. One learns, one grows, and sometimes one comes back from the dead to kick ass and take names. Or that's what it looks like from the outside, anyway. The hunt for Helmsman continues, and our heroes discover an awful lot about themselves and each other along the way.

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    Byers is sure Susanne's broken up with him. He's not wrong, but she hasn't said a word to him about it, yet. She's still writing letters, trying to figure out how to say goodbye, now that they've just said hello, again. Chaz is trying to figure out exactly why Byers knows, without letting Alcea know he thinks Susanne's converted. Alcea wants to know why Chaz is so interested in her mother's writing. Reid and Langly are just trying to have a good time, in the few hours they have before things get serious again, and they'd really like to be left to that. Later, they'll have to interview Paul Asher, to see what he knows about the abductions of his 'wife' and stepdaughter.

    (Susanne/Byers breakup, mentions of Byers/Langly one-night-stand)

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    Langly asked Byers to do something for him, weeks ago, before this mess with Susanne and Alcea turned into a mess. Byers finally came through. Reid's not taking it well -- there are some gifts, in his mind, that don't need to be given, things that upset the balance of a relationship.

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    Langly should have known better than to let Frohike have something as dangerous as novelty sex dice.

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    The dream that kicks this fuckfest off. We'll see about the rest of it, but dang, have a few hundred words of hot Byers dream sex.

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    Snapshots of the best of times and the worst of times, in life and in "death".

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    Even after all these years, Chaz occasionally overestimates himself, and he's been using the mirror a lot more than usual. Reid and Langly notice he's not doing so well, and they show up with dinner and a little something extra for dessert.

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    Langly thinks suits and dry-clean-only are bougie filth and gets mad at Byers for paying for dry cleaning when they can't afford to print their next edition. Things get out of hand, or out of pants--well, Byers still has his pants on, but that doesn't stop him from getting off.

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    After walking off the prison grounds for the last time, Byers doesn't quite realize just how much he needs to be comforted. Jimmy does, and he's more than happy to provide.

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    Chasing a lead landed the intrepid Gunmen in hot, anomalous waters. An "anonymous" tip to the ACTF sorted the situation out post-haste, but in the wake of it all, Langly finds himself with a very different dilemma on his hands...
    Yes, this is just an excuse for a hot three-way. I'd apologize if it gets out of hand, but lbr, we all know why we're here.

    The italicized memory lines are cribbed directly from Vanity and Vexation canon ("L is for Love Letters", chapter 18). That's right, Pen, you're canon here.

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    Reid decides to visit his mother, over the weekend. He hasn't, for too long, especially now that she's so much closer. But, she's supposedly doing well, this week, so now's the time. And then he decides to invite Langly.

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    Reid and Langly finally have the conversations Reid's been procrastinating about: what was with that message and what happened between the donut shop and the hospital? Renovations begin at the most annoying possible time. Byers gets some frightening news about the woman he's loved for almost thirty years, and then some much, much stranger news regarding the informant he's been so curious about. And that's when the shit hits the fan.

    Who is Alcea, and what does Susanne Modeski have to do with any of this? with all of this

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    Byers has a problem: Langly's getting laid. And not just getting laid, but fairly regularly getting banged against the shared bathroom wall. And Byers knows he shouldn't be, but he can't help listening. It's all right, as long as he doesn't come -- or that's what he tells himself.

    Langly has a problem: Byers has been more and more stupid and distracted, over the last few days. Finally, Byers says it's because he can't sleep with all the fucking noise -- the entirely literal fucking noise. So, Langly stops fucking at home, for a week.

    Byers doesn't get any better, without the noise, because now he's distracted by the lack of it. Langly decides it's time to try a different solution to this problem.

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    Finally back at work, after nearly being shot in his apartment, Reid winds up on a case that pushes buttons he didn't know he had. Byers finds a connection between the case and something that turned out not to be his problem. Garcia brings up a very old, very personal problem for Byers. Langly has some difficulty juggling other people's problems, as things get weirder around him.

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    In the wake of the Narcisse, Reid's apartment is a crime scene, and he has a week off, whether or not he wants it. It's like Seven Drunken Nights, but not...

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    Langly discovers vibrating floors after accidentally being locked in a semitruck trailer he wasn't supposed to be in. It's a good thing Lemon Demon didn't release "Two Trucks" until more than a decade later.

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    Vanity's been arrested, after theft of data from another source, but Garcia doesn't think they've got the right person. Neither does Langly.

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    A couple of weeks after the Vanity case, Reid ends up with some unexpected gifts. Fortunately, he's on leave for a week, and has time to figure out how to handle this. And then Langly shows up at the door.

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    Even the Office of Unsurpassed Excellence needs an extra pair of hands, every once in a while, and who better than someone who handled the weirdest shit the Bureau had to offer, before he ... 'died'. Reid goes to babysit for the duration of the assignment. Mayhem ensues.

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    The Lone Gunmen remember their friend Mulder...

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