The Knight Before Christmas
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The Knight Before Christmas AU where Sir Cole can talk to Sir Geoffrey while living in the 21st Century. Was it a silly movie? Yes. Did I enjoy it? Also yes, so here we are.
24 Jan 2020
Loosely based on The Knight Before Christmas – a made-for-TV time-slip rom-com so cheesy you could spread it on bread dough and make an instant Quattro Formaggio.
“A staggering work of lifeless mediocrity” Vulture.com
“I was disappointed by this film even when judged by the standards of other holiday films” smartbitchestrashybooks.com
“I really can’t go on. It took me all day to watch this movie is small doses…There is no concept or Christmas trope too candied-apple sweet for this movie. We have no profanity, no sex, no alcohol…” Ruthlessreviews.com
Sian spotted this gem, and suggested we write a parody as a joint effort. Faramir as our Knight catapulted from his Medieval world into the modern day, with a modern-day Éowyn waiting for him? Possibly with added swearing, sex and booze?
But Sian's had a lot going on, so I've had a go at a Christmas cheer up. Happy Christmas, Sian!
With profound apologies to everyone. My characters, my readers, the whole world… for doing this to them. Also, I have not seen the monstrosity in question, but I have a script, and I have the trailer. So off we go. Buckle up, it's gonna be a cheesy ride.