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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

    Language:
    English
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    109,507
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    42/?
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    332
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    "Angel, have you ever thought about that night in Rome after we tried Petronius' new restaurant, we had the oysters yes and our corporations were filled with wine, yours much more than mine. Your cheeks were so pink that evening and I blamed it on the wine but I wanted it to be because of me."

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    1/1
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    3
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    33
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    2
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    Кроули и Азирафель, наконец-то, воссоединились, но рай не совсем такой, каким его представляют...

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    Русский
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    47,058
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    11/28
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    2
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    13
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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    18/?
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    972
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    171
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are directed by their Head Offices to influence the Spawn of Satan in the ways of good and evil. The weight of the world is on their shoulders as they raise the Antichrist. Like any stressful job, they find a way to distract themselves. Too bad all their relaxation leads to a wrench in the Great Plan.

    Or, the one where the gardener knocks up the nanny.

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    English
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    14,967
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    63
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    247
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    41
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    2809
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    God and Raphael knew each other well in Heaven. Very Well. So Well...that they had a fledgling of their own. However, Raphael asked too many questions, so God cursed him, but also gave him an assignment. He was to watch over their son from the shadows, with the cruel exception that their son must NEVER know who he really is to him until the time is right. Thousands of years later, the former Archangel wonders if the time will ever arrive, or if perhaps...it might be nearly too late.

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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    2
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    214
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    Aziraphale and Crowley adopt Adam to stop the Great Plan. Some glimpses in those 11 years.

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    4,124
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    25
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    2
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    Aziraphale is on an assignment of the utmost importance in Bethlehem. It all seemed so simple at the outset, but nothing he does ever seems to go quite to plan. Who else can he depend upon but his wily adversary to help him put things right? And if things turn out differently than he had expected, well, perhaps that was part of the Plan all along…

    An alternative story of the Nativity starring one Angel of the Lord, one Demon, a Star, some argumentative shepherds, two expectant parents and one very grumpy donkey.

    This follows on from the previous work in this series.

    Happy Holidays Elf!

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    English
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    7,249
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    13
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    1
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    After God turned Crowley back into an angel, there still are questions to be asked. Some of them may actually be answered.

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    2/2
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    12
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    "El manto de la noche me esconderá de ellos, con tal de que me quieras que me encuentren aquí. Más vale que acabe mi vida por su odio, que prorrogar la muerte sin tener tu amor".

    Contrario a lo que todos creen, poco después del apocalipsis que nunca fue, Aziraphale y Crowley se separaron, yendo por caminos separados sin volver a verse.
    Tendrían que pasar tres años para darse cuenta de que entraría a las profundidades del inframundo para rogar el regreso del ángel que vivía enterrado entre sus memorias. Así como alguna vez un hombre llamado Orfeo le pidió a Hades por su Eurídice.

    Así como alguna vez un demonio llamado Crowley le pidió a Satanás por su Aziraphale.

    Language:
    Español
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    1,324
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    An alternative version of the Good Omens scene involving Crowley and Aziraphale waiting for a bus. Now includes a fist bump, one of those little top hats you get in Monopoly and a brief discussion about exorcisms.

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    English
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    2,817
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    1
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    Crowley and Aziraphale have managed to avert the apocalypse, or so they think. Agnes Nutter has more to say on the subject. They must find out how to save the world again from utter destruction, this time with both the Antichrist and the Second Coming Of Jesus by their side.

    Warning: Dark topics are introduced into later chapters

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    English
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    15,722
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1026
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    Crowley and Aziraphale Thwarted
    the Apocalypse, fooled both Heaven
    and Hell, and finally came to terms
    with their love.

    Though even in her Ineffable Plan
    no one truly knows what her
    intentions are. Leaving Gabriel
    and Beelzebub to
    take that for granted.

    Language:
    English
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    17,578
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    234
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    Playing a game is a perfect excuse to meet and talk in public.

    Now they don't need an excuse, but they may need the familiarity of an old game to get them talking about their new circumstances

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    English
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    497
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    13
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    80
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    What if… the Thirteenth Doctor was the God of Good Omens?

    (waits)

    I mean. How could I not write it?

    Also there are not enough fics that take God’s POV and motivations into account. Especially when God is as daft as a brush.

    Language:
    English
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    58,674
    Chapters:
    14/15
    Comments:
    580
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    253
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    3570
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    It all began in a garden, where a demon and an angel met for the first time. 6000 years of 'fellowship' (as a certain bookshop owner in SoHo would call it) followed. Golgotha, Italy, the Globe, Paris, London... Aziraphale and Crowley can't help but end up together.
    How was the Arrangement born? Who is Raphael? Why are there so many poems and songs which speak about angels, old fashioned lover boys and pining?
    Well, this story will answer all these questions and some more.

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    English
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    22,621
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    2
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    37
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    602
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    After a long night of planning and practicing to escape the judgment of Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley prepare to leave Crowley's flat on the morning after the cancelled Apocalypse.

    Although it's understandable if Crowley's not in any hurry to let the night end.

    ++++

    "What have you done with my trousers, you impossible thing?"

    The evidence around the room suggested they'd taken off only a few items of clothing before Crowley had run out of patience and snapped his fingers, with an impulse that went something like "Trousers off NOW and pants too thankyouverymuch and also the sodding SOCKS and there's sock garters as well are you fucking kidding me angel BEGONE THE LOT OF YOU"

    Much could go wrong with a miracle that haphazard. In his defense, he'd been distracted at the time.

    "I think they're, um...elsewhere," said Crowley.

    Aziraphale tutted at him reproachfully.

    "Sorry, angel."

    "I had those made-to-measure in 1952," Aziraphale muttered. "I was rather fond of them."

    Crowley sniffed. "Not to split hairs, but that pair was actually only a few hours old."

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    English
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    7,718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    330
    Bookmarks:
    26
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    1781
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    They had come to the park for a picnic. Laid out a tartan blanket and pulled a bottle of wine, along with some pastries and fruit, from their basket and basked in the warm afternoon sun.

    Language:
    English
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    499
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    1/1
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    10
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    41
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    2
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    138
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    Anathema Device is a matchmaker and the proud owner of the Ineffable love agency. Since she started her business five years ago, she had only successes. All the couples she put together are perfect for each other. Her 100% rate success made her famous. Nobody knows how she does it. Some are saying she is a witch.

    Aziraphale Fell is a fussy bookshop owner who hadn't found true love. He is romantic, well that's what he wrote on his questionnaire for Miss Device. He likes classical music, theater, long walks in the parc, tartan and, of course, books.

    Anthony J. Crowley owns a nightclub. He thinks true love doesn't exist and doesn't believe that Anathema, his best friend, has any power and frankly, why is he answering this fucking questionnaire ? He likes Queen, cars (his Bentley), black clothes and, of course, plants.

    Anathema Device's next success will be Aziraphale and Anthony. Unless.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,392
    Chapters:
    8/10
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    331
    Bookmarks:
    48
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    4773
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    God's disappearance, of course, had ripples in Heaven and on Earth, and after a year Her daughter was able to quell most of them. But what no one knew about was the Almighty's secret plane, neither Heaven, Hell, nor Earth, where She spent most of Her time.

    In which Crowley runs over someone rather unexpected with the Bentley, and even God needs to learn to love Herself (or else the world as we know it may literally end).

    A sequel to the previous works in this series!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,538
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    203

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