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    Harry Potter is the antichrist. The hell hound has been named. What happens next?

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    Sequel/extension of my fic A Boy and His Dog, because enough people liked it and I got inspiration rewatching the show.

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    2/?
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    8
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    52
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    14
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    Archangel Michael was a warrior, strong-minded and strong-willed, his sword in hand as he swung through the demons with grace, beheading one or two along the way and pushing those off the edge of Heaven that dared to speak up against Her law. He watched them fall one by one, before he turned his back to the traitors and returned to his mother, kneeling down before her.
    It wasn't his nature that made him a killer, for he was loving and caring to those that were dear to him, but his decision to stay by his mother's side was stronger than his wish to stay with those he had formerly called 'friends'.
    And so he remained, and so he was bound to Heaven, as the humans' strongest guardian, aiding those who called for his assistance - day in, day out.

    More than 6000 years later, his mother called out to him and made him an offer. "You want me to choose a body?" - "I want you to choose what mortal form you want, once you go down to Earth." His warm blue eyes looked for ideas, found none. "Ah, nevermind, I'll look into your heart then." Before he could mutter any protest, God's choice had been made. What she found was a memory - and what he became was the woman we all came to see...

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    8/?
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    2
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    11
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    2
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    206
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    Gabriel says "Crowley and the rest were cast out", so I thought, why Crowley first and foremost? So here we go, my Torah fanfiction, Lord forgive me.

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    2,370
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    36
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    Hours after the Apocalypse is thwarted Crowley and Aziraphale know their time is running out.

    (I intend for this to be a very long series. So, buckle up and crank some Queen.)

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    59,235
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    12/?
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    69
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    101
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    17
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    Twenty years have passed since the relationship between the Lord of Hell Beelzebub and the Archangel Gabriel was discovered. Gabriel has been demoted to a mere Messenger of God on Earth, and Beelzebub has been tasked by Lucifer himself to make him Fall and join the ranks of Hell. Holy wars abound in the wake of the failed Armageddon, keeping Heaven and Hell busy as Beelzebub slowly corrupts Gabriel, against their own will. Is there any way they can save their angel from Falling?

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    10/?
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    118
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    10
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    Heaven won.

    On paper that sounds like a good thing in reality not so much though.

    But one side begins to remember.

    Let's just say that the angels want back what they think is theirs.

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    9/?
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    48
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    89
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    14
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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    11/?
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    Satanás logra darse cuenta del intercambio de bebés así que cansado de la ineptitud de sus subordinados, decide hacerse cargo él mismo de la crianza de su hijo.
    Pero Aziraphale y Crowley, decididos a detener el fin del mundo se le unen en esta arriesgada odisea llamada paternidad.
    ¿Que podría salir mal si 3 idiotas crían al anticristo, destinado a acabar con el mundo? Nada, ¿Verdad?

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    1/1
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    Satan manages to realize the exchange of babies so tired of the ineptitude of his subordinates, he decides to take care of raising his son himself.
    But Aziraphale and Crowley, determined to stop the end of the world, join him in this risky odyssey called fatherhood.
    What could go wrong if 3 idiots raise the antichrist, destined to end the world? Nothing, right?

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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    3
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    Temptation is meant to follow desire, but desire has no effect where there is only innocent obedience. That is how the Tempter beat Desire to the Garden.

    Love belongs to desire, and desire is always cruel.

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    1/1
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    10
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    45
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    8
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    Aziraphale sees Crowley have a nightmare for the first time. They talk, and begin making plans for the future.

    1862 words.

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    1/1
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    86
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    Crowley meets London's new demon, Zira.

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    2/?
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    12
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    91
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    The night at Crowley's flat, Crowley uses classical music to tease Aziraphale's new sense of vibration--and they finally break out the wine.

    An ongoing series about the effects of switching bodies, if human-shaped Crowley lived with snake senses.

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    109
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    Aziraphale thinks his choice damned him. It didn't.

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    886
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    27
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    2
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    375
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    Michael was always beautiful on the battlefield and Carmine Zuigiber was her biggest cheerleader.

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    1/1
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    3
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    It had started, as it had ended, with a garden. And with an apple.
    A new beginning dawned, and an angel and a demon must determine what it means to be on their own side. But six millennia of clandestine meetings, stolen moments, and fear for one another's safety had become rather engrained in them.

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    82,167
    Chapters:
    23/23
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    133
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    37
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    So Aziraphale and Crowley find a baby on the street? I know, cliché and sucky. It'll get better I promise ❤. Obviously that baby was you. Also it's nonbinary pronouns so yeah. Enjoy beebs.

    Language:
    English
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    16,325
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    46
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1944
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    Wherein Crowley has nightmares, and Aziraphale is there to hold him.

    Now includes an illustration.

    {Part 8 of the 'Love, and Other Ineffable Things' series}

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    1/1
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    21
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    345
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    27
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    Crowley and Aziraphale have managed to avert the apocalypse, or so they think. Agnes Nutter has more to say on the subject. They must find out how to save the world again from utter destruction, this time with both the Antichrist and the Second Coming Of Jesus by their side.

    Warning: Dark topics are introduced into later chapters

    Language:
    English
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    9,079
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    668
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    Aziraphale comforts Crowley following Crowley's epiphany about the night sky, and they both continue to relax into their evolving relationship. Aziraphale navigates newer sensory experiences, and he makes a promise.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    828

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