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    They had been called the lovers for a reason, their undoubted adoration for each other had radiated from the tower. If you had seen Kokabiel outside of his tower, Aziraphale would surely be with him. If you needed something from Aziraphale, you would most likely find him in Kokabiels tower, reading one of the few books allowed while the other worked. It was simply a well-known fact at this point; you couldn’t separate the two.

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    Aziraphale has to alter Crowley's memory before he fell so he wouldn't remember they were lovers.

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    So long they’ve waited. Surely this has to be it, the moment they transgress all their fears and hesitations. Crowley had known from the very beginning on the wall of Eden what he wanted, it was the angel he wasn’t sure about, it was the angel he was afraid of.

    “It was on this shirt that Aziraphale had vented his anger, his longing his hunger and Crowley would keep it always, a bittersweet token of the the first time the angel had given himself up to his passion without thought but only with the demon in mind who had moved Aziraphale to places in himself that not even god had ever seen.”

    Angsty Crowley and Aziraphale. There are two chapters. Sweet ending...🖤

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    Crowley struggles to ignore the sinking feeling at maybe asking questions wasn't worth falling for, but all of that changes when he is assigned a new position as the Serpent of the Garden of Eden.

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    An ex-con and a retired judge team up to solve a crime that is under rug swept.

    "Aziraphale was the only prick who believed him and saved him from another round of prison. Lawyers pulling tricks was something both men could agree was bullshit."

    * Also, it's going to be a slow burn smut.

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    Deolziel was once a reputable Guardian Angel, respected and honoured. Fired from her duty for more than a century, she thought she'll never be appointed to protect and guide any soul ever again. Until one day, there's a quiet little messy bookshop in London Soho and there's a shiny Bentley parked in front of it. A couple of wine bottles and a few feathers to shed.

    Deolziel was put back on Guardian duty and it's not as easy as dealing with humans.

    Two angels, one demon, a dark past, many wine bottles, and a baby rubber plant who usually shakes in fear.

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    Aziraphale feels a subtle change in his non-corporeal form, and asks Crowley to take a look. Crowley discovers far more than he had bargained for.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley almost never talked about the Fall.

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    It's far closer than they usually sit. No longer a row between them, a couch away, on opposite sides of a bench. They’re pressed side by side now, as if it’s the most natural thing in the world. And maybe it could be, maybe it always has. Like this, he can feel all the peaks and valleys of the demon’s lithe frame flush against his softer one. Even on the uncomfortable seats, he can’t help but think they fit together remarkably well.

    He looks down and Crowley’s hand is still curled around his wrist. In a moment of bravery, he moves his own up and laces their fingers, pressing their palms together. Those, he’s happy to find, fit together remarkably well too.

    Or: 6000 years and a night in a Mayfair flat, after the world doesn’t end.

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    A while before the birth of the Antichrist, Crowley discovers the nobility of Hell is unfamiliar with Earth's favorite spooky celebration.
     

    Ligur was accustomed to lurking, not stepping forthrightly up to knock on front doors, even doors festooned with yarn cobwebs and cutout paper bats. It was fair to say he’d had a moment of stage fright when the first door swung open, and a rude surprise when it slammed in his face again.

    “Yeh, but it’s trick or treat, not dick or feet,” said Hastur. “No one wants t’see either’ve yours.”

    “Was nat’ral mistake,” groused Ligur. “Sounds ‘bout th’same.”

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    After a long night of planning and practicing to escape the judgment of Heaven and Hell, Aziraphale and Crowley prepare to leave Crowley's flat on the morning after the cancelled Apocalypse.
    Although it's understandable if Crowley's not in any hurry to let the night end.
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    "What have you done with my trousers, you impossible thing?"
    The evidence around the room suggested they'd taken off only a few items of clothing before Crowley had run out of patience and snapped his fingers, with an impulse that went something like "Trousers off NOW and pants too thankyouverymuch and also the sodding SOCKS and there's sock garters as well are you fucking kidding me angel BEGONE THE LOT OF YOU"
    Much could go wrong with a miracle that haphazard. In his defense, he'd been distracted at the time.
    "I think they're, um...elsewhere," said Crowley.
    Aziraphale tutted at him reproachfully.
    "Sorry, angel."
    "I had those made-to-measure in 1952," Aziraphale muttered. "I was rather fond of them."
    Crowley sniffed. "Not to split hairs, but that pair was actually only a few hours old."

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    Part 2 of the Blackbird series, Moment to be Free is an exploration of Crowley and Aziraphale’s history set in flashback memories triggered by events taking place post non-pocalypse. As they attempt to find new meaning in their Forced Retirement and evolving relationship, they inadvertently discover forgotten memories through Aziraphale’s new talents with human Magic and his attempts at mastering is own Light.

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    READ THE TAGS they are there for a reason and note recurrent themes not one-time issues(and don't come here just to be rude)

    Life has calmed down after the not-pocalypse. Demon and Angel are settling into a quiet life above the bookshop and enjoying having no responsibilities outside it.

    Like all good things that calm does not last for long. A child appears, wet and terrified on their doorstep, in desperate need of somewhere to go. Naturally said child is taken in. Crowley has never left children out in the rain and doesn't intend to start now.

    As it turns out, caring for an abused child with complex medical and phycological issues is not quite as easy as nannying, tutoring, or gardening.

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    Anathema Device is a matchmaker and the proud owner of the Ineffable love agency. Since she started her business five years ago, she had only successes. All the couples she put together are perfect for each other. Her 100% rate success made her famous. Nobody knows how she does it. Some are saying she is a witch.

    Aziraphale Fell is a fussy bookshop owner who hadn't found true love. He is romantic, well that's what he wrote on his questionnaire for Miss Device. He likes classical music, theater, long walks in the parc, tartan and, of course, books.

    Anthony J. Crowley owns a nightclub. He thinks true love doesn't exist and doesn't believe that Anathema, his best friend, has any power and frankly, why is he answering this fucking questionnaire ? He likes Queen, cars (his Bentley), black clothes and, of course, plants.

    Anathema Device's next success will be Aziraphale and Anthony. Unless.

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    The bus ride back to London was utterly silent. But only for the first seven minutes. Crowley and Aziraphale have a lot to catch up on by the time they get to Mayfair.
    "Do you think I'm unaccustomed to you being **wrong,** angel?" grinned Crowley broadly. "I mean you have this whole dance you do, I know the steps by heart."
    Aziraphale frowned, jerked abruptly out of his wallow. "Pardon."
    "First you act horrified," Crowley explained as if it were the water cycle, "then there's the bit where you justify and explain things sanctimoniously. After that you disavow me and pretend we don't know each other. Then evidence mounts 'til you snap, and finally you turn up again and act like you agreed with me all along. Wossat, five parts? The five stages of Aziraphale Coming Round."
    Aziraphale blanched, feeling a little too Seen. It had been shaping up to be such a nice apology too.
    ..................
    "Oh, I didn't burn up," Aziraphale corrected breezily.
    "Then how the everlasting fuck were you discorporated!?"
    Aziraphale froze as the realization hit. "Oh Crowley, you'll never believe it, I was --" the angel's entire body began to shake, breath stopped.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley both recognize the value of coming to a mutually beneficial arrangement. It's only the particulars that cause them to argue, as always.

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    It's the First Day of the Rest of Their Lives, and Crowley and Aziraphale have begun a courtship.

    However, when Crowley shows up the next day to greet his angel with flowers, he discovers Aziraphale is gone-- all signs pointing to an archangel abduction of his beloved.

    Crowley marches straight up to Heaven, intent on knockin' on Heaven's Doors. When he eventually makes it inside, he comes face to face with God Herself & She has much to say to him.

    Or, the fic where Crowley is finally told he is Good and is able to have everything he's always wanted.

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    Crowley felt gentle fingers run over wings, carefully preening his already meticulous down feathers before carding tenderly through his primaries. Azriphale hummed tunelessly behind him, offering comfort as Crowley continued to shudder and twitch uncontrollably.

    “What are we going to do?” he whispered, unable to disguise the overwhelming dread threatening to shatter his carefully constructed self-control.

    “Hush love,” his angel whispered, pressing a light kiss against the back of his neck. “I have you.”

    “He’s looking for me,” Crowley whispered, unable to keep the horror from his voice despite how dearly he wished to spare Azriphale. “I can’t hide from him forever. No one can.”

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    Follow Crowley and Aziraphale and some of the other Angels and Demons from before the Beginning of time until after the End of it.
    Friends to strangers to friends to enemies back to friends and eventually to lovers -slow burn. Yes, I do intend to write the slowest slowburn of them all!

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    God's disappearance, of course, had ripples in Heaven and on Earth, and after a year Her daughter was able to quell most of them. But what no one knew about was the Almighty's secret plane, neither Heaven, Hell, nor Earth, where She spent most of Her time.

    In which Crowley runs over someone rather unexpected with the Bentley, and even God needs to learn to love Herself (or else the world as we know it may literally end).

    A sequel to the previous works in this series!

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    Crowley and Aziraphale have a discussion about faith after Crowley makes a late-night discovery.

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