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    The one in which Gabriel and Beelzebub hog the ineffable husbands' garden. It's kinda hot.

    There is also wine.

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    There is special providence in the fall of a sparrow - Hamlet
    A look at the creation of two angels, a meeting, and the connection between them.

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    After being blessed with a daughter by the Almighty, Crowley and Aziraphale saunter vaguely into the life of parenthood with a not exactly demon, not exactly angel child. As she grows, Crowley is forced to confront the memories he has been attempting to repress and the trauma he has fought so hard to hide. How is he expected to keep her safe when he couldn't even save himself?

    Meanwhile, Aziraphale is left wondering where this all fits in God's Ineffable Plan--and where in the world does his daughter sneak off to late at night? He's tried asking, but all she does is laugh like her other father and say, "I was born to join in Love--not Hate, Papa."

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    So Aziraphale and Crowley find a baby on the street? I know, cliché and sucky. It'll get better I promise ❤. Obviously that baby was you. Also it's nonbinary pronouns so yeah. Enjoy beebs.

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    An insight to the finer details of Crowley's moment at the airbase, and the aftermath.

    A warm breeze coming and a weight settled on his back as the solid tarmac of the runway shifted and shoes sank into sand. Pure white, untouched and celestial that Crowley blinked while his wings stretched out. Drawn forth by the familiarity of the area and warmth that might feel like love to an angel, by Her grace. Feathers catching in the breeze of the desert outside the Garden of Eden.

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    What's left to do after the Armageddon-That-Wasn't? Sweet fluff, hot smut, and facing Holy and Infernal Retribution. Just how did Aziraphale and Crowley hatch the plan to swap bodies? And how could they be sure it would go off without a hitch?

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    A story of two supernatural entities and their affairs... Gonna be a longer series so stay tuned for next chapters.
    WARNING: gonna be soft!
    Each chapter's gonna have theme song which it was inspired with.
    And It may contain fanarts at some point.

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    6,000 years of slow burn has to catch fire eventually.

    Wherein Aziraphale and Crowley finally acknowledge what has been right in front of them the entire time. Despite all the odds and the forces of heaven and hell arraigned against them, some things are simply inevitable.

     

    {This picks up right after the show’s finale lunch at the Ritz. Crowley and Aziraphale are back at Aziraphale’s bookshop having a celebratory drink, as one does after avoiding the end of everything. This story is from Aziraphale’s perspective.}

     

     

    "This was madness, glorious madness, and in that moment Aziraphale realized that he never wanted to be sane again."

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    Wherein a demon finds a measure of peace.

    {An Ineffable Husbands Story, Part 3, from Crowley's perspective}

    "Six thousand years had barely dimmed the wonder he felt whenever he looked at Aziraphale. No one else on earth (or above it or below it) had that same gentle presence. Aziraphale walked around radiating kindness the way fire gave off warmth, and like a moth drawn to a flame Crowley couldn't look away."

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    Being a Scrupulous and Exact Account of the Development of an Arrangement Between Michael, Archangel of Heaven, and Beelzebub, Prince of Hell

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    Wherein an angel asks his demon to come home.

    {An Ineffable Husbands Story, Part 2, from Aziraphale's perspective}

    'As they walked down the street Crowley reached out and took his hand, lacing their fingers together. “What?” he asked, as Aziraphale looked up at him in surprise.'

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    Wherein a demon has plans that make him very, very nervous.

    {An Ineffable Husbands Story, Part 6}

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    (A sequel for 'Wherever you are' but it makes sense also separately.)

    Crowley and Aziraphale take out Adam for an annual "sorry we tried to kill you before" type of lunch.

    It goes nice and smooth up until the point when it doesn't go nice and smooth anymore.

    If we may say; it goes horribly horribly wrong when they realize that they can't leave Tadfield.
    No matter what they try they always appear back in town.

    But like yeah, what's the worst that could happen, am I right?!

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    It lasts exactly two weeks. Two weeks of thinking they averted the doom of earth together. And they had.

    But a new storm is yet to come, as Crowley predicted.

    Aziraphale and Crowley won't let earth and humanity fall. But they are both in danger - Heaven and Hell figured out how they evaded hellfire and holy water. And they are angry.
    A vision from a former Antichrist and some burnt prophecies are their only help to figure out a plan to avert "the real big one."

    And then there is the thing with the changing of Crowley's and Aziraphale's souls as they finally figure out what God had them destined to be: Lovers and wardens.

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    Set after the Not-End-of-the-World, Aziraphale and Crowley have to establish their own side.
    Please see the writer notes at the end.

    Also, constructive criticism and comments are always appreciated. :D
    Thanks for reading!

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    If you want it done right, you should just do it yourself.

    Or, Gabriel and Beelzebub, and the problem of the Ineffable Plan.

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    It begins with a snake, and a garden, obviously.

    No, not that beginning, and not that snake, and not that garden, either, to be perfectly honest. This beginning, this link, this closed and independent little loop, begins in 1980, as we said, with a snake.

    [A little bit of punk rock, some interludes across the ages, and what happens immediately after the first day of the rest of their lives, which is something neither of them would ever expect.]

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    Each human, angel and demon has one half of a quote that is important to their relationship. For humans it's quite simple, but for ethereal and occult creatures? And what will happen if a demon is an angel's soulmate? It will take God six thousand years to discover it, but the wait was worth it.

    (for the Soulmate AU square of Ineffable Husbands Bingo)

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    Chapter 1: Raphael in heaven, creating stars

    Chapter 2: Crowley meets Aziraphale again in Eden

    Chapter 3: Crowley- as Aziraphale -sees Gabriel and the other archangels again

    Chapter 4: Crowley and Aziraphale have a date under the stars

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    The slow smirk that Crowley had given Aziraphale was entirely too knowing and seemed to imply something that the angel didn’t understand. The sight of it had made his stomach feel very strange and fluttery.... He blamed his embarrassment for the weird fluttering sensation. And the oysters. Definitely the oysters.

    (Alternative title: 'A Chronological Record of Crowley and Aziraphale's Relationship Behind the Scenes, Including Lots of Angst and Smut')

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