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    (Originally posted to a server in the Furthest Ring and recovered by yours truly.)

    A story about Dave Elizabeth Ludacris Snoop Dogg Strider who lives in Texas. To say any more would spoil the story.

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    English
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    23,940
    Chapters:
    26/44
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    166
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
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    And so the Machine did observe the people before him, and he scoffed, thinking that they could ever possibly defeat him and his armies. "The idiots. The fools. Bugs to be swatted and Squashed."

    And thus did the Machine declare them obsolete, and deserving of death. And he raised his arm and thus did he spread his influence towards them- a sickening gleaming red light falling down from the heavens upon which he sat.

    Doom and Death, he decreed.

    Doom and Death, for his Kingdom would be of Machines ruling a dead land and a dead land only.

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    English
    Words:
    211,056
    Chapters:
    70/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    843
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    Dirk Strider aches like a motherfucker these days. The mornings are too long, the afternoons too languid, the nights too excruciating. Balanced measures are lost on a sea of unfiltered bullshit verbatim and altercating thoughtspeak. He struggles with a narrator that is both his enemy and his facilitator while tripling as a sincerely alluring copy of himself. And even though he hasn't ever classified himself as a man of religion, he still bemoans: God, how i wish i could just get fucked.

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    English
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    2,482
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    73
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    i kill dirk strider in this one

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    894
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    75
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    533
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    Transcend, forget, remember, heal, make out with your hot media theory classmate if you can summon up the chutzpah. Vriska is there. Earth C and most of its gods have a lot of healing to do. Jake is excited to be included. One story ends, and life, in its infinite complexity, goes on.

    What happens after the conclusion of The Grand Battement of the Learned? Well, this.

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    English
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    34,021
    Chapters:
    5/8
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    336
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    A look at the events surrounding the Candy Timeline from Roxy's perspective.

    Language:
    English
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    11,016
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    283
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    Two omniscient bros with debilitating depression, sitting between realities, five feet apart because we haven't reached that part of the narrative yet. Keep a tight grip on the bridles of your metaphorical horses. I'm working up to it.

    (Dirk is tired. Haven't you ever wanted to let someone make the tough choices for you?)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,000
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    87
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    You love your alien wife, love how deceptively fragile she seems, love her sharp words and even sharper mind. Yes, you love everything about Rose Lalonde.
    You especially love it when she calls you beautiful.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,206
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    156
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    The documentation of the splintering psyche of a splintered man.

    Formatted for both mobile and desktop, but desktop provides a slightly more immersive experience.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,130
    Chapters:
    47/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    2891
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    Alternatively: Of Dirk Strider and the philosophical dilemma of his person.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,892
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    62
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    Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and gosh! Have things gone awry for you!

    Whether you've forced down gritty, raw meat first or stomached through sweet, terrible indulgence, neither outcome has been kind to you.

    Not to worry though! In this vast space, anything is possible, including a happy ending for someone like you.

    The question is, are you willing to work for it?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    60,517
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    385
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    “So we answer the time-honored question by taking a third option,” she says, with a ghost of a smile. “When confronted by our clone, we neither fight nor fuck. We monologue.”

    “Dialogue,” you parry. “For all we’re being mindful of our prefixes.”

    Rose attempts a thought experiment. Some Strilondes are gentler with their splinter-selves than others. Spoiler alert: they fuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,186
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    243
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    this is the homestuck epilogues, but instead of Dirk being completely chill and coy with his new powers, he just goes batshit insane and makes reality crumble around him, the protagonists of this story (every single homestuck character except dirk) now have to somehow save themselves and the whole universe from destruction by going through increasingly stupid and increasingly hilarious situations, a good time for all. (except Dirk)

    Language:
    English
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    8,272
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    2
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    76
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    You have spent years vilifying your mother. A figure once so big, she held your world in her tiny martini glass. And now, you find yourself staring face to face with her again. That same languid smile that ignored you all your youth, stuck on a teenager. For a moment, you fear that she will walk up to you and be thirty feet tall again. You approach her like a frightened gazelle might approach a lion's corpse, a small anger in your heart alight once more, to find that she is your same height.

    How do you begin to repair yourself, when you are broken at the roots?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    123
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    In a spaceship hurtling to an M-Class planet to do hell knows what, a troll girl falls asleep.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,044
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    581
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    "All endings are merely beginnings, waiting to be born."

    Words which had once echoed the rebirth of Mata Nui now promise a dying John Egbert a fate worse than death. Meanwhile, the people of the Matoran Universe continue their search for the Great Beings, but will soon find the ancient scientists have plans far greater than they could have imagined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    30,002
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    158
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    You are Rose Lalonde. You are a freedom fighter. You are a lover.

    You are not afraid.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    833
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    67
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    ”could've been one lonely night
    just like the others
    but you lit up my life
    this is what it's like to be lovers“
     

    jade thinks about what she had, and what she’s left with. slightly compliant with the canon of the homestuck meat epilogue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    828
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    72
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    Dirk knows what he's doing. When his fingers first touch narrative strings, he experiments with the unimportant. The NPCs. People who never played and won't matter before or after John makes his choice. People nobody wants to read about.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    39
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    you:
    1.
    occupying a position at, or on both sides of, a boundary or threshold.
    2.
    completely empty.

    OR,
    Roxy has a midlife crisis.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,014
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    76

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