19 Works in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (TV 1981)

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    Servalan - supreme commander of the Terran Federation - gets a call from her boss, President Beeblebrox.

    (An AU where Zaphod Beeblebrox somehow ended up as President not of the galaxy but of the Terran Federation)

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    Ford and Zaphod steal Disaster Area’s stunt ship, with one small difference— Marvin doesn’t go with them.

    “No, someone’ll have to stay behind and operate it manually. Whoever it was would—“ Ford stuttered, something he didn’t normally do, trying to find the softest way to tell the lot of them that one would die. Trillian did it for him.
    “Wouldn’t, uh... escape.”

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    “‘Men don’t dance ford, maybe- you know, your types do, but most men don’t dance.’”
    Ford didn’t think this was right, but he admittedly didn’t know enough about earth to dispute it.”

    aka. Ford drags arthur to a gay bar and arthur has a crisis

    aka. does a gay little dance and pisses you off

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    История, в которой Артур Дент теряет свое полотенце, Ричард Макдафф опять всех спасает, а Хьюго Фридкин открывает для себя чудный мир современной поэзии.

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    134
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    1/1
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    4
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    23
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    The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find another truth about the universe!

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    "Would you marry me, if you could?" Super-short Ford/Arthur fluff. I was picturing their TV selves when I wrote this, but it could be read as book-verse or movie-verse as well. Just a couple of dorks in love.

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    2
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  8. Tags
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    The Hitchhiker's Guide characters find the truth about the universe!

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    spoiler alert: he is

    Ignoring the increasingly- but not as rapidly as you might expect- confused owner of the pub, ford opened his mouth to start to explain ‘what the hell was going on’, before Arthur, ‘lost the grip on the day’, when he remembered why they were in the pub.
    “drink up hetero boy”

    a retelling of the story but through those sweet gay eye and with extra quotes I’ve nicked from other shows.

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    5/?
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    Colleg

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    2/2
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    Arthur is having a very, very odd time of things recently. Many of these oddities seem to stem from his knowing a certain Ford Prefect.

    this is meant to just be silly and sweet, with no/minimal angst involved. Enjoy! work title from "Keep The Customer Satisfied" by Simon and Garfunkel.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Ford doesn't understand the Earthers' view of alcohol. Arthur is concerned.

    in short, Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent's first meeting, and their adventures from there on out. Enjoy! title from David Bowie's "Hallo Spaceboy."

    (this WILL be finished btw but my hand is pretty badly injured and I can't type up what I've written!! sorryyyy I'll get the next chapters out ASAP but I guess I'm on hiatus until I'm healed :( )

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    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    138
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    In the years Arthur had been with Ford, they had never had a serious fight. Like, not an actual couples fight. Arthur supposed their spats over Arthur’s random acts of semi-bravery and Ford’s near constant cowardice could be called fights, but their relationship had never been endangered by those disagreements. For a pair that bickered as much as they did, they had never really faced any serious relationship problems.

    Until now.

    And it was all over a stupid dog.

    in short, Ford tries to be a Good Partner(tm) and Arthur mucks it all up (as usual). Enjoy! title from "How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful" by Florence + The Machine.

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    Ford Prefect and Arthur Dent are about to die. Ford makes a split-second decision that has no impact on whether or not they'll come out of it alive, but at least it makes him feel better about the whole thing.

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    17
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    What if, instead of being picked up by the Guardians of the Galaxy, Thor was picked up by a certain Improbability Drive-driven starship carrying some people he met at a flying party once, and they were enlisted to help him take down Thanos?

    In desperate situations, as the Guide says, don't give up hope. Actually, it goes on to say, you might as well give up hope, but the most important thing is to not panic.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    6
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    25
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    4
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    299
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    Arthur and Ford have arrived on pre-historic Earth along with a group of aliens who form the uesless third of their planet's population. Arthur is slightly despirited by their actions towards his homeworld and Ford tries to reassure him. Earth is still a beautiful place, is it not?

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    Zaphod wants food porn fantasies.
    Ford wants money quickly.
    Arthur wants an easy life.
    But what they really need is someone who can fix a stolen space ship.

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    16
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    3
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    I need to know-- If the world says it's time to go, tell me, will you freak out?

    Made for purplefringe for festivids 2016

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    1/1
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    1
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    11
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    1
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    131
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    An Arthur/Trillian fic. This is an alternative outcome to Disaster teleport incident from episode 6 of the 1981 television series. A bit of fluff, but it had to be done. So shoot me, I'm sentimental and love tea-drinking men in dressing gowns.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    244

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