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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    12/?
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    In which Bro has an existential crisis, the Grand Highblood is in the middle of having a Crisis of Faith and the Demoness is going to cut the next bitch who calls her “Handmaid.”

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    17/?
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    The Handmaid and the Helmsman are traveling on opposite parallel tracks in time, but sometimes (as time is wont to do) the tracks shift and merge. Two ancient beings find solace in each other, and finally heal at the end of the world as they both know it.

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    1/1
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    Five youths learn of their destiny: to climb a mountainous tower fraught with peril, with the promise of unimaginable reward at its summit. But they will meet opposition from all sides, including from within…

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    She'd done it. She'd 'won.' But for Dolorosa it remained a hollow victory.

    Terra remained a strange world filled with unpleasant surprises, some as alien as the human who'd stuck beside her. Others terribly familiar with a sting that no xenos creature could hope to rival. The road doesn't really end.

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    11/60
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    19
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    With a flick of her wand, she does what she should’ve done all those sweeps ago.

    The Handmaid tenders her resignation.

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    1/1
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    The Handmaid and Diamond's Droog cant keep their hands off each other after pulling off a job together as a couple

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    BOOK 2 OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES~
    The pointed striped tents of Circum Somnia, the Circus of Dreams, veils runaways in a silken sheet of color. Karkat and his group goes into hiding from a man who is forcing them to play a game. He thought he was hidden, however the hints that the man might know where they are is unsettling.
    Kankri leads a roadtrip to find himself more tangled with the game than he ever wanted.

     

    Disclaimer: These beautiful characters are from Andrew Hussie's webcomic Homestuck. AKA, the best thing ever.

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    83
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    (STARTING SOON)
    Interactive Story with choices made by the READER (you!)

    Wrote by the author of this account; Castiel

    The Story will be based on the webcomic Homestuck with an Alternate Universe based on the King's Game. There will be themes like : horror, gore, sexual content, torture, blood, game, life and death, friendship, and romances. Please read the Warnings (they may change with the story).

    In this story, every choices could bring the death of a character or even many of them. Be suspicious about everything, and choose wisely. Some Chapters doesn't contain Choices, especially the first ones.

    Read the Prologue and the Game Instructions. After it, you'll be ready to start.

    Welcome, new player.

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    2/?
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    Crash-landed on an alien planet where it seems everything is toxic to humans, John Egbert must find a way to adapt and survive. He will soon find out that though his ship appears to be devoid of all human lifeforms, he is very much not alone.

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    14/?
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    The Empress of the Alternian Empire has extended an invitation to Earth, and humanity is going to answer it. You, a former space captain and current freelance photographer, have somehow been persuaded to come along on a journey to Alternia with "Earth's finest". The rest of your crew is going to deal with the peace talks and negotiations by themselves; you are very tired of being in the spotlight, and the last time you were in charge ended in catastrophe. As the crew's photographer, your job is supposed to be documentation from the sidelines. That's it.

    The only problem is that dark and mysterious forces in the Furthest Ring are messing with your life. Trouble in the form of annoying trolls won't leave you alone. A fiery temper and an ingrained sense of curiosity isn't helping your case, either.

    [Rewrite of Foreign Dignitaries]

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    4/?
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    Eridan’s problems hadn’t started until the day the history teacher gave his class the family tree assignment. Or at least- most of his problems. If it wasn’t for his damn curiosity he wouldn’t be in a basement tied to the guy he hated and his off-again on-again friend with horrible anger issues. He thought back, trying to remember how everything had gotten to this point.

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    2/?
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    After a year looking for answers, you decide to give up on searching for how to get your sister back, that's when you accidentally end up dissapearing, just like her.

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    2/?
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    Dualscar growls low in his chest, letting go of the toy and pulling his hand out of the water as he shifts to put himself fully between you and the tub. "Megido—"

    "No weapons." You raise your hands, showing him the proof of that.

    "Howv about your eyes?"

    Oh. You suppose you forget that those powers grew so strong during your time with her; you blink and feel psionics crackle behind your eyelids. "...damn."

    The Handmaid goes to check up on Dualscar and finds him busy with a bit more than she expected.

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    Somewhere before the end but after the beginning, the Handmaid of Lord English learns an unexpected lesson from the second, third, and fourth most important people in her life.

    Somewhere before the greatest trial of her career, the Neophyte Redglare learns that there are more things in heaven and Alternia, and gets the tiniest glimpse of what maybe could have been.

    Somewhere after surviving the end of his life, the Helmsman of the Battleship Condescension is reminded, by two people who are drenched in death, why he loved being alive.

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    16,874
    Chapters:
    6/6
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    13
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    5
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    3
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    The Handmaid (alive, unfortunately) and Mindfang (close to death) have a conversation.

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    1/1
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    3
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    While exploring the tidal pools one day, Tavros Nitram finds a beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, he sees a mysterious creature disappear beneath the water of a hidden sea cave.
    Intent on discovering the identity of the creature, Tavros and his friends go begin an investigation of the town's local folk tales to find any hints that may lead to an answer.

    ~~~

    While swimming around one day, Gamzee Makara loses his beautiful seashell necklace.
    Later that night, while searching for it, he narrowly escapes being spotted by a human.
    The next day, he discovers that a human has his necklace.

    (Temporary Hiatus- Planned Return: November 2020)

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    276,012
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Comments:
    181
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    147
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    20
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    Prince David is dead, and Princess Rosaria finally answers Skaia’s call.

    The sacred geometry hums under her feet, and the crowpeople shriek at her. She prefers the latter’s song.

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    4,411
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    4/?
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    2
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    9
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    131
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    The sweep is 6094 and the Alternian Empire is the universe's dominating power. The Galatic Empress, Her Imperial Condesce, is on a mission and no species will get in her way. She's eradicated numerous species, planets, and even galaxies. Who'd dare revel against a power so large, especially when even saying the word "rebellion" is an act of treason? Well, Aradia Megido and her ragtag crew of lowbloods are, but how about we keep that on the down-low for now.

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    "Karkat, do you want to live?"

    Already he's opening his mouth, and you can see the torrent of verbal fuckery he's about to unleash on you -- so you preemptively lay a finger against his lips. You try not to notice that it's slightly moist, most likely because he keeps licking them when he's nervous, or that you can feel the teeth marks made when he chews on the bottom one. He's made up of so many little things.

    "I can keep you alive," you say quietly.

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    The story of one mutantblood and his hivemate, caught dead-center in the third -- and possibly final -- rebellion.

    4/18/2020: Start of Act 3.

    5/5/2020: Semi-hiatus. Sorry.

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    98,501
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    28/?
    Comments:
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    39
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