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    The thing about the Multiverse Theory is that it leaves a spacious seat for Murphy’s Law to sit its ass down and completely wreck everyone’s individual shits. So when Dave and Dirk find a webcomic called Homestuck, the least surprising thing that occurs is their lives taking an instant downward spiral. All Dave wanted to do was draw his subjectively amazing comic and survive at the bare minimum, but really, who can blame him for anything that happens afterward.
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    In which the main protagonist discovers a comic about himself and righteously flips the fuck out causing a chain of events that leads to the end of the universe as we know it, meeting some zany characters along the way and playing a game with his friends.

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    19/?
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    212
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    31
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    One night, Dirk Strider finds his bath full of water, with a strange kid floating in it. When he pulls the kid out, he finds that he can’t talk, but sings in a way that gives everyone the creeps. But you can’t call the cops and say that a stranger appeared in your bathtub. That’s crazy, right?

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    30/?
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    217
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    25
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    Back before the events of Ophelia, Vriska and Terezi asked Aradia and Tavros to play Dungeons and Dragons.

    This is a companion piece to Ophelia. While you don't need to read Ophelia to understand what's happening, I would love if you did, in whatever order you prefer!

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    2/?
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    2
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    14
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    1
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    251
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    Did... did I just not write anything for Homestuck?

    Wtf I was heavy into this for a year and I'm kinda dissapointed I never did anything for it!?

    Wll Imma fix that somone come talk to me about homestuck rn!

    These are just headcannons cuz I literally can't even with an actual storyline and junk :)

    Enjoy<3

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    352
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Rose Lalonde finds herself prisoner of the legendary Handmaiden of Lord English. But she will not remain one for long...

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    1/1
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    6
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    1
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    348
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    Just a bunch of self indulgent homestuck porn drabbles!

    More characters and more tags will be added with each update!

    You can submit requests here: https://forms.gle/i4cj7EAuDbCoprTt9

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    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    25
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    3
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    1357
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    If you’re the older brother and son of a Vantas, a family destined to be overthrown by a bunch of trolls what else could you do when you barely remember what happened from the beginning?

    Magic is powerful, yet so easy to exploit.

    There used to be only two kingdoms, Derse and Prospit. But then all of a sudden it all went to shit the minute the Vantas family was overthrown.

    (Inspired by a Medievalstuck au server)

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    9
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    1
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    98
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    So yeah. The Homestuck AU of the MCU NO ONE wanted. Basically the MCU characters are trolls on Alternia, going through life on a dictatorial planet, just trying to keep their loved ones safe.

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    2/?
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    Tu nombre es Dave Strider, has perdido la cuenta de cuantos años tienes, lo único que sabes es que eres un guerrero activo que ha estado luchando contra el imperio Troll desde que tienes memoria, tienes un niño que cuidar, estás obligado a convivir con personas a los que habrías llamado amigos sino vivieran en medio de tales circunstancias y acabas de descubrir un asentamiento Troll que estás obligado a descubrir si son rebeldes o enemigos

    Tu nombre es Karkat Vantas, dejaste de contar tus barridos una vez que te disté cuenta que el color de tu sangre era razón suficiente para que te asesinaran sin miramientos, tienes una larva que cuidar, un ideal que proteger y aliados a los que les debes tu vida y que lucharán junto a ti, ahora el presentimiento que te ha mantenido con vida te pide que te reúnas con los humanos que les permitirán tener una oportunidad contra su imperiosa Condescendencia

    Language:
    Español
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    18,419
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    "Karkat, do you want to live?"

    Already he's opening his mouth, and you can see the torrent of verbal fuckery he's about to unleash on you—so you preemptively lay a finger against his lips. You try not to notice that it's slightly moist, most likely because he keeps licking them when he's nervous, or that you can feel the teeth marks made when he chews on the bottom one. He's made up of so many little things.

    "I can keep you alive," you say quietly.

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    The story of one mutantblood and his hivemate, caught dead-center in the third—and possibly final—rebellion.

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    29/?
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    342
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    44
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    A world in which some humans due to over population were forced to move to Alternia. Humans were slowly filtered into blood castes via their eye colors rather then their candy mutant blood. Everything is mostly the same, the hemospectrum, the trolls themselves. The only different is romance.

    Romance has been flipped on its head. Hearts are black, Diamonds are Ashen, Spades are pale, and Clubs are red. Due to the change of humans being forced to move to Alternia, humans were forced to go into their jobs, and accept their weird terms of speech, some adjusted well, others did not.

    It's a very unconventional time full of strife and weird romance that no one really understands. They can only hope to survive in this weird whacky world. Even if things will get a lot stranger.

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    1/?
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    Tavra Nitram begins to challenge the ideas she's been taught all her life when she finds and can't kill a savagely capricious sea troll, but she's playing a dangerous game and will need to work if she wants to keep her head above water.

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    English
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    62,640
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    180
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    They came to this isolated colony at the edge of human territories in search of reprieve, a way of putting their broken family back together again. Instead the Strider-Lalondes find themselves in an insular society operating on antiquated rules, and in the middle of an awkward political standoff with their violent alien neighbors.
    In an attempt to stop unchecked bloodshed between the two settlements, an arranged marriage is proposed. As the children of the most influential woman in the colony, Dave and Rose have very little choice but to shoulder the responsibilities of their position.
    But in politics, as well as life in general, few things are as they first appear. It quickly becomes apparent that both sides might’ve gotten more than they bargained for in the exchange, leaving a variously traumatized bunch of young soldiers and a mismatched group of would-be troll rebels with the task of settling their interpersonal issues and learning to work together. There is far more at stake than just their lives.

     

    [Space opera fic with arranged marriage elements, updates at least once every month. 3 guesses on which is the slow burn couple, no price.]

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    English
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    236,591
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    415
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    600
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    88
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    This story takes place after the Game Over timeline, which was Theresa's coma dream. She woke up after she bled out in the dream. She thinks the reality she's in is an alternate timeline that was created via her last instructions.

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    1,537
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    45
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    A timeline where The Handmaid is determined to save MSPA from Doc Scratches clutches. She takes a detour on the way to make sure he doesn't die before that.

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    English
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    2,276
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    Feferi Peixes does NOT want to get married to her best friend, Eridan Ampora. If she were to break a few rules.. what could go so wrong?

    Language:
    English
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    2,164
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    42
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    The Handmaid will enlist the Condesce, extending the same bargain once offered to her. It will be the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal, expressed in terms plainly understood by the psychotically genocidal. The Condesce will serve as her new master's witch, carrying out—

    I am very sorry, was I not clear? I said "the sort involving neither negotiation nor the possibility of refusal." It is quite impossible for the Condesce to say,

    MEENAH: oh no beach youre not lurin me in that easy

    (Or: the Condesce avoids the whole plot of Homestuck simply by not playing along with Lord English’s plan. Even if it requires abdicating the throne and kidnapping her descendant.)

    Language:
    English
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    2,779
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    247
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    Book One:

    Ultimate Hal is on a trek across space and time to defeat the renowned Lord English, deciding to go in John's stead after the timeline splitting decision. What Hal didn't anticipate was his complete and utter powerlessness, his underestimation of the Lord of Time. Now, he was trapped, locked in a cage and treated like an animal with no way to escape.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,237
    Chapters:
    5/40
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    250
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    It's all gotta end sometime.

    Language:
    English
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    17,000
    Chapters:
    13/15
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1385
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    In which we completely ignore the fourth wall to answer your pressing questions about the fanfiction Miracle Child.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,213
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1350

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