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    The tourism industry may never be the same again! A Spring Singles tour led by a crooked tour guide, his duplicitous assistant, a dubious unknown backer with a highly-lethal agenda, a load of pigeons along with a small assortments of hawks, and two intrepid UNCLE agents.

    And now, in Milan, there are two new additions to the tour, by the names of Sinclair and Wilde. Lord Brett Sinclair and Danny Wilde on a Spring Singles bus tour?!! No, of course not - that would hardly be likely, now would it? And the reservations clearly state those two tourists to be Lady Agatha Sinclair and Ms. Sophie Wilde. Well, how could it be otherwise?

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    When a mission goes awry, Napoleon Solo, Illya Kuryakin, April Dancer, and Mark Slate are trapped in a manmade cave, the only opening far above them through which the pale moon gave them their only light. Their only resources are each other. Well, along with that one York's Peppermint round that Illya had grabbed somewhere along the way, and the small split of red wine April had purchased at the gift shop as a gag gift for Napoleon (with his tastes for fine wine, the cheaper than cheap 'vintage' would have been just that for the sophisticated senior agent) and stashed in her handbag.

    Chocolate, wine and moonlight - standard Valentine's Day requirements, if not being shared under ideal circumstances. But for them, it was enough.

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    Where better to find the perfect gift for your partner than at Grace Brothers Department Store?

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    April Dancer's Halloween party was becoming quite the tradition, something no one at UNCLE Headquarters wanted to miss. People drew lots in each department to decide who would have to stay behind to cover essential business and who would get to attend the party. Ideas for costumes were eagerly discussed in the hallway; several individuals went on crash diets to provide breathing space for the lavish buffet she provided. The one person who dreaded the night? Mark Slate, April's partner. But he stuck it out; if she had to have the bloody thing, he'd stand beside her til the bitter end. If he could do that under a Thrush attack, surely he could do it for a Halloween party. Still, in the far reaches of his mind, was the never-ending hope that this would be the last year for it, that she'd decide on some other time of year to throw her party. He didn't hold out a lot of hope; that would have involved a change of attitude, a transformation far beyond anything he could see happening.

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    Funny thing about what Alexander Waverly called 'Affairs', but what the agents usually just called 'the job'. There was always the official report, of course. More often than you would think, there was the far more inclusive entry into the U.N.C.L.E. Agents' Cautionary Guide To Travel. Then, for some locations, some events - there was 'all the rest', never written down, shared only by those directly involved in the affair.

    Castle Mòr, what transpired there - it came under all three categories. With so many different factions involved, of such widely varying descriptions and motives, some quite fantastical (and DO take that literally!), that was probably inevitable. In fact, so MANY were involved that Mark Slate, once it was all over, looked back on the whole misbegotten sequence of events, and proclaimed in a rather disgruntled tone, "we might as well have had a sing-a-long while we were at it. All together now - 'And a partridge in a pear tree!'

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    They are as familiar as our favorite teacher in school, or our best buddy - as obvious as the lead character in our favorite book or television show. So familiar are these individuals, so predictable, that the mere suggestion that you are perhaps receiving a skewed vision, interpreting matters quite different from the underlying reality, was truly laughable. Well, appearances can be deceiving at times, even about those you thought you knew quite well. What if your most basic assumptions, perhaps even just one or two of them, are wrong? What if?

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    Could anything sway April Dancer away from her determination that she WOULD continue her Halloween Party tradition? Mark has a suggestion, but before it was over, even he was thinking another Halloween party wouldn't be all that bad after all. Not in comparison to 'The Easter Hat Affair', anyway.

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    He gulped, he’d done it again, let anyone who was trying to help leave. It was so easy to leave rather than work with someone as difficult as him, most people never even tried to even come close to the icy Russian, and the ones who did, gave up trying to break away the wall of ice around him.

    [ ten and a half hospitals, of the spies being together ]

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    Christmas Eve - the company of good friends, Christmas music on the radio, Christmas characters remembered from song and story, snow falling all around - ah, what more could you want! Ask our four intrepid UNCLE agents - or, maybe not.

    If you're looking for a sweet, fluffy little Christmas story to tell your tiny tots on Christmas Eve - this probably isn't it.

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    Tiny little snippets of fics, written for the Word of the Day posts over at section7mfu on Livejournal. Some will hopefully become longer fics in the future.

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    Sometimes, in order to escape, you have to stop running and hide away for a while.

    Written for the Short Affair Challenge over on Livejournal, for 25th November 2019.
    The prompts were hope, attic, and black.

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    They'd already planned to spend Thanksgiving together, the four of them, at April's flat. Of course, that was before Waverly started them on a stream of assignments that took them hither and yon, criss-crossing the globe, some together, some apart, but with the last job taking all four of them to Memphis, Tennessee to shut down an infant Thrush operation. Eventually all that traveling led them, as the old song proclaimed, 'over the river and through the woods.' In this case, though, it wasn't to 'grandmother's house', but to a very different house, one belonging to Amelia Needles. Well, the lady HAD issued an invitation of sorts. Not the usual kind, perhaps, but still, a most sincere one. One they found themselves unable to refuse. Oh, well, at least they were all together again, and no horses were harmed in the process.

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    The title page of that Doctoral Dissertation had just recently been hung in a polished frame on the wall of Alexander Waverly's office. To one side hung another frame, that one recounting the story of David, King of Israel, and Uriah The Hittite, one of David's most trusted warriors. To the other side there was a framed copy of a letter credited to John Dalberg, 1st Baron Acton. Perhaps there were those who considered those to be odd choices to adorn the office of the Head of UNCLE New York. But then, they didn't know the whole story. They never would. But for Alexander Waverly, that small grouping had became vitally important, enough that he paused there every morning when he arrived, and again when he left for the day. His very honor rested there, and he was determined never to forget that.

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    "Must it always be your way, Napoleon? Must the decision always be yours? Must you always have the last word?"

    He'd been accused of that any number of times, by many people, but most frequently by his partner, but had always dismissed the idea as the flimsy protests of those who should be GLAD to have someone as knowledgeable as himself making the decisions. Now, Hungry Shadows Gap just might make a believer out of him. Might make him question whether having the last word was really worth the price.

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    Now is the time when some of us are working on what to prepare for Thanksgiving.

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    Does the future depend on choice, or does it depend on fate? A sidetrip, courtesy of orders from Alexander Waverly, allows one UNCLE agent the opportunity to explore the possibilities. Hopefully, that agent might even survive the experience.

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    April Dancer's annual Halloween Party was always interesting. But this year? This year, things get a little out of hand! As Alexander Waverly was heard to say later, "memorable, to say the least,", though privately adding {"and I must admit, the least said, the better!"}

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    A late October visit to a seasonal country fair, complete with 'haunted house' and greasy indigestible fair food proves memorable for the teams of Solo/Kuryakin and Slate/Dancer.

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    Halloween is just a month away. Hope everyone has their stories in the works.

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    So what was most memorable about that affair in Mexico? A few gruff words of reluctant approval from their boss, Alexander Waverly. A shared bit of amusement at Angelique's frustration and embarrassment. Napoleon, usually immune to most of the more common illnesses, came down with a severe, possibly incurable case of scarlet fever. About the same time, Mark came down with a decided case of the blues, which threatened to prove unusually distracting to everyone. And, as April ruefully admitted, they also gained an average of about five pounds each.

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