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    You believe in aliens but not in lights above Arby's? -Keith

    They did it. They had finally won this war and were returning back to Earth. After a lot of talking, and convincing, Keith finally decided to accept and contact his family. Welcome to Night Vale, Paladins.

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    Night Vale is a town of exiles, of freaks, of rejects, of people marred by a War they didn't fight.
    It's also the town that Carlos the scientist has to study.

    This isn't the Night Vale you know and love.

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    9/?
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    The man had unmarked skin when he entered the desert.

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    A Collection of short stories inspired by Welcome To Night Vale. Carlos and Cecil are married in some and not in others.

    I just find it funny im gay and a journalist going to host a radio show once i move and my bf is an engineer. So this will be closest to canon bc i relate.

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    1/?
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    Carlos is ready, there are no legal reasons why him and Cecil can't sleep together. Now, if only Cecil let's him go that far and- What is that?

    Or

    Cecil's secret is reveled and Carlos finally scores. Win win.

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    5
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    It's Cycle 27: Our heroes find themselves in a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while everyone pretends to sleep.

    (The crossover nobody asked for but I realised I absolutely needed.)

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    5/?
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    "Let's get married."
    "Okay."
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Love is hard, especially when in a zany town under constant observation. Carlos knows this all too well. But, he and Cecil love each other more than anything, so surely they can handle it.
    Right?
    ********
    Author's Note:
    I am going through and revising the wording of certain parts but the premise is still the same. This may not be updated frequently, but I will try my best!
    ********

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    2/?
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    Well holy hecking shit, it seems nobody else has done this yet, so me and my equally heroic friend have taken it upon ourselves to gift you with this hot mess of a crossover. You’re welcome.
    Shit happens, our Reds and Blues end up in Night Vale, and everything goes about as well as you’d expect. Which is to say, it quickly spirals out of control, and shenanigans commence.

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    3/?
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    In an alternate timeline, Carnivals are not to be feared. Also- Carlos is here!

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    The more you wish for something to be perfect, the less it will be.

    Cecil messes up, but everything has to be perfect in the end. Right?

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    After a long and grueling campaign, Cecil Palmer is now the President of the United States. He has a knack for politics, a staff full of talented people, and a nation that, if not loves him, at least tolerates him. However, President Palmer has a secret, a secret which, when revealed, may cause the whole tower to come crashing down.

    Updates every other Sunday

    (next update: 11/12)

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    Dedicated to a family member who just recently lost her beloved companion. This is also therapy for me, so be warned, this will be short and possibly tear inducing.

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    Surviving an internship at Night Vale Community Radio is much harder than the interns suspected; Cecil aspires to become the next host at the station, the successor to Leonard Burton, but between being an NVCR intern, working through the long-standing issues with his sister, Abby, and creating a whole new kind of Sheriff's Secret Police ordeal, he's really not sure if he'll ever get to achieve his dream...

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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

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    Where was Carlos during the events of Cal? He was right there, the whole time.

    The whole time.

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    • Cecil Palmer, ripping himself apart over what he should wear on his first date with the scientist. I told him to take the tunic. It was the one with the least mothballs.

    • Jackie Fierro sitting on her couch, drinking orange juice. Forgetting her past.

    • And you.

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    "Someone's going to kill you some day, Cecil, and it will involve a mirror..."

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    Mathematics tells us that a pyramid is one of nature's most stable shapes. Triangles, though, can be another story...

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    I’ve decided to start this diary because writing is an important kind of creativity, and these years are supposedly the best of our lives. Well, that’s what the Faceless Old Woman says. I’ve also read many books that were diaries, and if I’m influential enough, maybe this’ll be published one day. Considering I hope to reread this, if my ideas flow freely, maybe they’ll inspire me to write a story eventually. It’s hard work, considering writing utensils are illegal.

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    4/?
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