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【敢死队/The Expendables】Stop Bite, Start Kiss (巴尼/圣诞 怪癖梗一发完） by CreepTina
Fandoms: The Expendables (Movies)
11 May 2020
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“骂人，吃东西，咬指甲或者接吻，我的嘴总得忙活点什么吧？”
怪癖警告。
- Language:
- 中文
- Words:
- 3,554
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 10
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Gunnar's never been one to complain, but outsourcing for a translator? Then he meets their new coworker. Belle's angry and fresh from prison, and what is it about her that makes Crankenstein want to play? The last thing Barney needs is the team compromised, but the past seems determined to free the skeletons from their closets and none of them are ready for that, especially Gunnar.
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From the Middle to the Top to the End by Viwiel
Fandoms: Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV), The Expendables (Movies)
16 Apr 2020
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“I wonder when you’re going to tell me what you really do for living,” Barney gave his niece an assessing look.
“Pretty sure all gallery owners don’t have the scars you’ve got.”“Likewise,” Buffy tossed back. “Although, I got a pretty good idea about what you do.”
“You do?”
“Uh huh.”
(Or the one where Barney Ross was Joyce's estranged brother.)
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Things weren’t smooth at all in the beginning, and not just because they all had no idea what they were doing or how to actually take care of the animals. Learning how to live with each other is a challenge in itself. They’re a hodgepodge of skillsets, but between them there is enough knowledge to get the park into shape. But it's not all sunshine and glossy magazine-style landscapes, and keeping the animals safe from the greed of the black market is more difficult than Barney ever anticipated.
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Gunnar has a crush. Doc notices.
Written for challenge 457 - "bouquet" at slashthedrabble.
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He puts the 'crank' in Crankenstein.
Written for challenge 006 - "scratch" at gen_drabble.
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- Part 6 of gen_drabble
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 100
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
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- 23
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"I'd like you to meet the team."
Written for challenge 001 - "beginning" at gen_drabble.
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- Part 1 of gen_drabble
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Gay psychopaths get really emotional AU !
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(Multifandom Fanvid) If You Wanna Be Loved by Fannibalistic
Fandoms: The Society (TV 2019), The Umbrella Academy (TV), Call Me By Your Name (2017), The Good Place (TV), Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), The Alienist (TV), Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Lawrence of Arabia (1962), The Expendables (Movies), Hawaii Five-0 (2010), The Magicians (TV), Sherlock (TV), Russian Doll (TV 2019), A Discovery of Witches (TV), Star Trek: Discovery, Seven Days (2015), Schitt's Creek
23 Feb 2020
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(Fanvid) Lee/Barney - War by Fannibalistic for dont_be_hasty
Fandoms: The Expendables (Movies)
21 Feb 2020
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A woman from Lee’s past comes back into his life.
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Jason Statham One-Shots (xReader) by Asher_Solwalker
Fandoms: The Mechanic (2011), mechanic Resurrection, The Expendables (Movies), Safe (2012), Fast and the Furious Series, Hobbs & Shaw (2019), The Meg (2018), Real Person Fiction
04 Dec 2019
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Jason Statham
One-Shots
Scenarios
Imagines
Movies
In person
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Cuando han pasado tanto tiempo juntos, y vivido de todo, entre Chrismas y Ross, quedan muy pocos entretenimientos, las apuestas forman parte de uno que aún no les termina por aburrir. Aunque a veces las consecuencias no les resulten cómo planearon.
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- Language:
- Español
- Words:
- 1,325
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 2
- Hits:
- 39
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This is basically my spin on "The Expendables" movies. The team is made up of a face cast of the following: John Cusack, Ewan McGregor, Gerard Butler, Nicholas Cage, Jeffrey Donovan, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, and Johnny Depp. The bad guy's face cast is Eddie Izzard and Javier Bardem. The parents face cast is Bruce Campbell and Jamie Leigh Curtis with her brother being face cast as James Marsters. For most of the actors named I picture them in some of their earlier roles since most of them are currently in their 40's, 50' and/ 60's the exception being the parents and Eddie Izzard. I've taken liberties with the city of Atlanta and the metro area from my time there.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 67,965
- Chapters:
- 23/23
- Hits:
- 102
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Gunner Jensen left college and followed a dancer, when she falls pregnant what will gunner do?
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- Part 1 of Jensen family drama
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Lee Christmas trusts Barney Ross with his life. It's the rest of it he has trouble with, these days.
Or: post-Expendables 3, Lee has trouble dealing with how easy it apparently was for Barney to toss the team (mostly him) aside. Nobody at all is happy about this.
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敢死队成员Gunnar在自家门口捡了叫做Danny的狼犬男孩。故事背景是《敢死队》和《狼犬丹尼》的融合，Danny是李连杰在《狼犬丹尼》里面的角色。
算是拉郎配？老枪陪丹尼成长，没有爱情描写。
一篇温馨合家欢的文，包括会做饭和哄孩子的温柔大块头老枪，以及他又蠢又有爱的敢死队家庭。
是好多年前写的了，旧文存档。 -
De Blonde Baby by BicthItsNina
Fandoms: Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991), The Expendables (Movies), Rocky Series (Movies)
22 Aug 2019
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Some kinda serious sexy stories between the goddess Nina and sometimes!her blonde haired blue eyed babies.
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Maybe it was bound to happen.
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Still ... it is Thanksgiving, and maybe inviting Gunnar over will end any tension between them. Maybe it will start an orgy. Who knows? Either way, someone's going to have to eat that turkey.