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    He’d planned to say something romantic about how much he loved her and how happy he was to have her back again but all that came out was a quiet, “Marry me?”

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    When Bad Wolf saw all of time she was still a nineteen-year-old girl madly in love with a man who had lived longer than she could ever imagine. When they kissed their timelines merged and now Rose Tyler must traverse through his past and future trying to keep their timelines stable. Is a thousand years enough to break the couple? Or will they come out the other side stronger than before?

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    The Ponds have a bet that neither can settle so finally Amy decides to go straight to the source. Unfortunately, the Doctor is blissfully unaware of just how mortal humans are despite all of his boasting about superior Timelord memory.

    “Ah Pond, settled your wager then?”
    “Not quite. We were just…”
    “Just what, Pond?”
    “We were just wondering how long you and Rose have been travelling together for?”

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    “We’ll go talk to ourselves!” he said, and Rose winced. “C’mon, that way you’ll see--the world doesn’t end, the universe doesn’t collapse. We’re both still fine. No harm done!”

    “All I heard was a load of jinxes in one go,” Rose muttered dryly, and the Doctor rolled his eyes and tugged her out from their hiding place.

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    Companions get the chance of see how the real Doctor is, and that in the end of the day, he is just and ex Gallifrey lawyer that like to find rule clauses.

    Old summary.
    When companions meet and have a little sneak peek at Doctor's life with Jenny and Missy and their adventures together.
    "This is strange."
    "What do you mean?"
    "I never really thought that the Doctor could be like... this. Looking so fatherly, so him, so like..."
    "Like he's at home."

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    Missy and the Doctor move to the South Downs. Aziraphale and Crowley are their neighbours.

    That's it, that's the set-up.

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    There are secrets in our universe. Secrets kept for good, bad, and all the in-between.

    Lucy is a secret. A fifteen year old girl living with her aunt, she had never questioned who she was more than any other teenager.
    Until the magic blue box stopped by her garden, offloading a spindly old man and a woman who replicated an older version of herself.
    But is Lucy just another of Clara's echoes, or is she someone with an even closer connection?

    Join Lucy as she adventures with the 12th Doctor and Clara, on an adventure through space, time, and a discovery of her true family.

    (Set between 'Last Christmas' and 'The Magician's Apprentice'.)

    Originally posted on Wattpad 2016.

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    A butterfly flaps it’s wings. An angel begins a hunt. And a future hero disappears.

    Hizashi knew he shouldn’t have stepped in the alleyway to get to class. But he really didn’t expect to end up trapped in the past with no clear way home to be the result. Luckily, Hizashi has the Doctor to help him become the hero the universe needs him to be.

    All Shouta wants is Hizashi back. The universe can’t have him.

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    A Tale about The Doctor accidentally giving a child nightmares or how The Doctor became a Urban Legend…but not in a good way.

    For scIFmastery on Tumblr:
    https://sclfmastery.tumblr.com/

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    The Master was, as a rule, fond of attention. And the Doctor’s attention was the very best.

    In which the Master pretends they could ever choose not to save the Doctor's life, five times over.

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    The Doctor and Missy walk into a diner.

    What Happens Next May Shock You.


    "Thank you,” Missy says at last, though the Doctor can’t be sure what she’s responding to. “This will be a happy memory.” She swings their clasped hands between them like they’re much younger than they are. “You’re very wise, Doctor; thank you. And thank you for more than that.”

     

     

    "Well," the Doctor says, blushing somewhat under her praise, "950 years has to count for something in the wisdom department, I'd hope."

    Selfishly, Missy wants to press him to her, lace their fingers together. Instead, she ponders what he said to her. “You’re my present,” she says eventually, with a small twitter at the double meaning. Just now she has, as best she can, laid two souls to rest."

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    Amy wanted to bring her husband back to life. Rory wanted to keep the Doctor alive. River wanted to see the Doctor one more time.

    The Doctor wanted to fix the universe - and the Master wanted to warn the Doctor.

    Surprisingly enough, everyone got what they wanted for once.

     

    Or the one where nothing and everything changes, and it's finally the 26 of June of 2010.

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    River wanted to deliver her message. Rory wanted to help the Doctor fix the cracks. Amy wanted to go back to her boys.

    The Master wanted to get the Doctor back - and the Doctor wanted to stop the Pandorica from opening.

     

    Or the one where the gang gets back together, truths are revealed, events long set in motion finally come to happen, and the universe dies.

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    The Master grinned. “Do it then. Become me.”

    Oh, but the Master wasn’t the one willing to commit double genocide.

    That’s all the Doctor. She detonates the bomb.

    ...And wakes up 4.5 billion years in the past.

    Or the Doctor gets a do-over.

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    With five people on the TARDIS some minor complications can be expected. Especially with two Doctors in the mix. And a bunch of frisky humans, getting each other all wound up.

    (A helpful summary of key points is provided right up front for those with limited time or memory.)

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    After a terrifying near-miss, the Doctor sends Rose back home to Jackie. It doesn’t take long for him to realize he was a complete idiot... but will Rose let him in again?

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    The Master finds he may not be as inscrutable as he imagines himself to be, while the Doctor reflects on parenting during a War.

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    The TARDIS is mad, and so is Clara
    i.e The Doctor promises a trip to a space beach, but instead it's freezing cold and it's definitely not supposed to be

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    We all know what happens:

    The Master is executed on Skaro with one request: for the Doctor to take his remains to Gallifrey. The Doctor obliges. En route, the Master manages to escape and infiltrate the TARDIS, causing her to land on Earth.

    But - what if instead of landing in San Francisco in 1999, she landed in London in 2007?

    [A Doctor Who season three rewrite, featuring the Eighth Doctor and Martha Jones]

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    Time Lords are apex predators.

    Or,

    remember that time when Nine told Rose to put Jackie on a slow heat and let her simmer?

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