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    After a terrifying near-miss, the Doctor sends Rose back home to Jackie. It doesn’t take long for him to realize he was a complete idiot... but will Rose let him in again?

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    The Master finds he may not be as inscrutable as he imagines himself to be, while the Doctor reflects on parenting during a War.

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    The Master grinned. “Do it then. Become me.”

    Oh, but the Master wasn’t the one willing to commit double genocide.

    That’s all the Doctor. She detonates the bomb.

    ...And wakes up 4.5 billion years in the past.

    Or the Doctor gets a do-over.

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    The TARDIS is mad, and so is Clara
    i.e The Doctor promises a trip to a space beach, but instead it's freezing cold and it's definitely not supposed to be

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    10
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    We all know what happens:

    The Master is executed on Skaro with one request: for the Doctor to take his remains to Gallifrey. The Doctor obliges. En route, the Master manages to escape and infiltrate the TARDIS, causing her to land on Earth.

    But - what if instead of landing in San Francisco in 1999, she landed in London in 2007?

    [A Doctor Who season three rewrite, featuring the Eighth Doctor and Martha Jones]

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    5/?
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    Time Lords are apex predators.

    Or,

    remember that time when Nine told Rose to put Jackie on a slow heat and let her simmer?

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    12
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    博士答应了会帮法师取走脑里鼓声,无论付出什么代价
    The Doctor promised to take away the drumming in Master's mind, no matter what price it takes

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    1
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    It's impossible not to love the Doctor.

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    Не любить Доктора невозможно.

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    The Doctor takes Yaz to the best tattoo parlor in the universe, eager to get her first tattoo.

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    3
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    22
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    1
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    The Doctor lands in Sheffield ready to take her fam on another adventure. However, the TARDIS appears to be annoyed and has left her stranded. And the entire world seems to be on lockdown. Now the Doctor must remain in place for more than a few days (what a terror) with the Fam while the TARDIS calms down.

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    40
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    2
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    Ryan knew there was a reason they never let the Doctor cook, but he hadn't expected her to be this bad at it.

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    1/1
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    2
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    38
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    1
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    299
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    One day, the Doctor and the Master find a stray cat in the Tardis control room.

    They keep it, of course.

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    1/1
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    51
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    1
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    After the loss of the Ponds, a particular alien was trying his best to recuperate. Even without a companion, the Doctor could keep moving on, couldn't he? That's how he lived his life, after all. During one of his few breaks (no, he wasn't moping! He didn't mope), the TARDIS was dragged off on an unknown course. Without the ability to struggle, he went along with it. Not because he was lazy or anything! The chance to rid himself of boredom lingered up ahead, is all.

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    3/?
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    36
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    6
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    438
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    In a world where the Tenth Doctor travels with all his companions, Mickey and Donna try out their best David Attenborough impressions while creating their own Life on Earth style documentary web series based on life with an idiot Time Lord.

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    858
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    1/?
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    7
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    29
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    1
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    The Doctor and Missy walk into a diner.

    What Happens Next May Shock You.


    "Thank you,” Missy says at last, though the Doctor can’t be sure what she’s responding to. “This will be a happy memory.” She swings their clasped hands between them like they’re much younger than they are. “You’re very wise, Doctor; thank you. And thank you for more than that.”

     

     

    "Well," the Doctor says, blushing somewhat under her praise, "950 years has to count for something in the wisdom department, I'd hope."

    Selfishly, Missy wants to press him to her, lace their fingers together. Instead, she ponders what he said to her. “You’re my present,” she says eventually, with a small twitter at the double meaning. Just now she has, as best she can, laid two souls to rest."

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    It’s an unwritten rule that it only takes five minutes to fall in love with Rose Tyler. Stuck in Versailles waiting for the Doctor after the time windows close Rose learns that not even French courtesans are immune.

    Or

    The one where the Doctor’s pretty sure Reinette only used that snog as a diversion while she tried to steal his girl.

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    Graham just wants to talk to the Doctor about The Kiss(tm) and, as usual, things get out of hand

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    13
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    261
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    21
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    The Master Distress Call activates when Missy is close to death - Delgado picks it up and saves her. A quick, lighthearted little story.

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    1/1
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    187
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    Then Rose pulled herself closer, molding herself to the Doctor's side.
    The change was immediate. Her Doctor sighed contentedly and leaned into her. She wasn't sure why she hadn't thought of it before.
    "Doctor?" she asked.
    ---

    The Doctor almost lost Rose. He's reminded painfully that eventually everything ends, everyone dies.

    Rose tells him different.

    ---
    A fluffy hurt/comfort touchstarved!Doctor x Rose fic

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    1/1
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    7
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    137
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    10
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    1009

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