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    Karkat Vantas has been through hell and back, multiple times. When he was young-
    You know what, he doesn't have fucking time for this vague and confusing philosophical bullshit. Like seriously, is his inner realizations about how much his life might change important to anybody? He highly fucking doubts it!
    This shit is what someone who actually cared about fate would do, say something ultimately pointless and seem *mysterious*. Fucking bravo. But Karkat knows fate is almost as fake as magic, so he doesn't waste his time wondering if the cosmos will line up perfectly for something important to happen, or whatever it is someone who believes in fate would say.
    Screw waiting for fate or miracles, Karkat has a job to do and he can't waste any time on things like that.

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    The Disciple, before she was the Disciple, was Dianna Leijon, a short girl with a crush, two best friends, and a hell of a lot to prove to her mother.

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    94/?
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    24/24
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    The Signless is leading a revolution in the strangest way - spreading kindness, pacifist philosophy, solid resources, and problem solving through the towns his clade visits. They’ve tackled everything from rehoming slaves to rescuing imprisoned trolls to clearing out daywalker infestations. Fuck knows how many trolls owe them their lives.

    The Psiioniic knows how their story is destined to end. He’s seen the way the military will react to Sign’s visions of peace, even if Sign hasn’t. And, with the help of Death herself, he’s exploiting universe loopholes to avoid destiny. The only problem is that he’s willing to do anything to protect his family, including betraying them to hell and back.

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    28/33
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    165
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    So your friend doesn't want the worst person you've ever met dead. What are you to do?

    Maybe you could just... reach over and...

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    Written for those who enjoy those parent fics for purely ironic purposes. The ancestors are raising their kids in a single parent style. Stay tuned for wacky shenanigans.

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    5/?
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    "You think that this is all a game for you to play! Just roll the die and cheat your way to the lead. But guess what? There's a new player at the board and they know all of your little tricks!" - Unknown

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    "The birth of a universe is both instantaneous and infinite. As you sit at the edge, you can see it all."

     

    12 trolls influenced Alternian history, giving their descendants strength to play a game. An Outcast becomes a prophet, a hero becomes an example to the masses, a follower becomes a scribe. Their stories end in death but their choices will allow their descendants' stories to end in victory.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. Sburb AU divergence from Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Obligitory Psiioniic Trauma fic.

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    1/1
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    The trials and tribulations of the Psiioniic from early in his journey with the Signless until the bitter end.

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    Chapters:
    8/8
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    49
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    6
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    A summary of all families in the Acceptance AU.

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    Befriending Katya Levin isn't the end. It's the beginning.

    Your name is Simon Cao and - years later - you keep thinking about her.

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    1/2
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    4
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    26
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    4
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    274
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    Sollux Captor has not always been Sollux Captor. Confused yet? So was he.

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    20/?
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    All the trolls are fairies and they protect humans. The ancestors work at the high school they all attend and shit goes down. Will probably have multiple endings. Basically a fic to show the world how great Eridirk can be! I don't care if the interactions are OOC, I just want to write this, okay?

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    12/?
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    38
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    5
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    547
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    Your name is Simon, and you don’t like telling people about what happened, because either they feel sorry for you, they try to interfere, or both. Your choice was just that. A choice. Freely made. Fuck anyone who tries to suggest otherwise. Your name is Simon, and once upon a time, when you were sixteen, you were involved with a woman named Carolyn.

    Your name is Yekaterina, and you would very much prefer it if your best friend from high school didn't drink himself to death behind that which he cannot change.

    Your name is Krishna, and you don't know how to reach your roommate. What words will reach him over the twenty-foot wall he's erected around himself.

    Your name is Marisol, and you never quite seem to say exactly what you need to tell Simon. You try anyway.

    Her name is Carolyn, and even if they've been broken up for years, she still looms - larger than life - in his dreams, in his nightmares, in the back of his mind. For good reason.

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    35
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    Homestuck End Exchange Assignment for tumblr user @archivalrust. Hope you like it :D

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    850
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    1/1
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    5
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    6
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    1
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    This is a story i made listening to the song "It took me by surprise" over and over again. I hope you enjoy it ^_^

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    Based on an old rp with a friend, Potterstuck Ancestors.
    When an information leak happens in the Aurors' headquarters, Simon Captor thinks they have solved it, but discovers the problem is closer than he thought. Without a chance to argue, he is pulled into a huge mess with changes, both good and bad, though they don't all feel so simple.

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    11,060
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    4/8
    Comments:
    8
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    6
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    1
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    Alone on an empty flagship, the Condesce has a very long time to herself. Is it any wonder she turned toward steadily more nonsensical plans and a fondness for the shiny things in life?

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    English
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    1,384
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
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    23
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    3
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    363

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