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    Kryten’s orders are usually given, scheduled, or yelled, but he came up with this particular one on his own.

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    1/1
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    This is just a load of short fics I write in my freetime. They're not linked to each other, just posting them under the same piece.

    If they're not post a specific episode, they're set if they never lost the Red Dwarf in s6 but still met Legion. (s6/s7 most of these are set like that)

    Enjoy!

    Sum of the first Story:

    Rimmer can't take it anymore. Lister keeps playing his smegging guitar at all hours. Even though he can't stand it, somehow, he is given courage to face his demons.

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    English
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    70,310
    Chapters:
    53/?
    Comments:
    234
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    They say there are seven stages of grief.
    They also say there are three trimesters of pregnancy.
    Lister’s pregnancy, on the other hand, involved eleven separate stages, none of which can be succinctly summarized, but all of which I have endeavoured to. It is, after all, my duty to record the many humiliations I know he would rather I forget entirely.

    Series
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    English
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    7,682
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    219
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    An A.U where the Willoughby kids were separated and raised in different homes.

    One day a young child, a small blue cat, and fate reunite them once again...

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    678
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    38
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    What if instead of the memory of an old girlfriend, Lister gave Rimmer an old boyfriend? A rewrite of Thanks for the Memory in which Rimmer is forced to combat his own repression in new and fun ways.

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    7,331
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    90
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    A simple supply run on an abandoned ship goes wrong, leaving Dave Lister, Kryten, the Cat and Holly with a three year old Arnold Rimmer. Lister, not wanting to let the little boy go so quickly, decides to keep him around for a while to give Rimmer a few happy memories of a childhood that was anything but. Set around S10-12, but slightly AU since Holly's around.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    20
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    kaito and kokichi have an acid trip.

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    1/1
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    3
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    After finding her parents and the three souls of the children that the Beldam took before Coraline is done.

    She is done with the world around her and she is done playing games.

    So with the Cat on her shoulders, a fire poker in her hand, and her parent's globe alongside the three souls in her bag Coraline is ready to face the Beldam for the final time.

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    1/1
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    2
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    3
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    Whoever says that anonymous love letters are romantic is either a liar, or has never met Arnold Rimmer and Dave Lister.

    Language:
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    5,159
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    A miscalculation on Rimmer’s part puts his and Sam’s relationship in jeopardy.

    Oh and Holly’s invented a time machine.

    Series
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    17,623
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    20
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    5
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    Lister is a struggling Engineering student with a crush on the barista he loves to wind up.

    A cafe AU because I'm craving coffee and feelings.

    Language:
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    Words:
    2,943
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    141
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    In which Coraline discovers the Cat isn't what he seems.

    Eight years after her triumph over the Other Mother, Coraline finds herself stumbling into yet another world.

    Language:
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    Words:
    64,015
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1254
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    Finally getting a physical body is great and all, but if it means Rimmer has to analyse his less-than-platonic feelings for his shipmate, maybe being able to touch is overrated.

    (aka; rimmer tries to navigate the daily struggles of being a hard-light hologram while hopelessly pining for lister)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,185
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Lister is mortally wounded in an accident. Rimmer is forced to reassess everything.

    Language:
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    14,223
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
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    26
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    4
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    144
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    On the verge of failing the year all over again, Guy Am I is ready to drop out of his Inventing and Engineering course at Meepville University. But it's when his heart is at its most heavy with the loss of his aspirations that the young punk meets Sam I Am, a rising star who shines as bright as his dreams once did. An excitable and flamboyant performance arts student, Sam is determined to have his name in lights, and in spite of himself Sam's warmth and kindness steadily rubs off on him, chiseling away at the rebellious facade he's thrown up around himself.

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    A college AU, woo! I'm really passionate about this one. Multichapter long fic with romance, slowburn, some minor swearing here and there. Multi ships are implied/touched on but Guy and Sam is the focus.

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    6,187
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
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    14
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    2
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    Rimmer takes up the Ace mantle.

    He hops from dimension to dimension and it's not easy, nothing ever is for him, but thankfully the Wildfire has a selection of recordings made by previous Aces that guide him through. But at some point he realises that a certain pocket of time and space is dragging up behind him. Undeniably, he can rely on some wise, albeit smug-gitty words left by his counterparts to figure out what's going on.

    And even though everything seems to trace back to a certain someone, certainly there's a rational and coherent explanation for this?

    But, once again, is anything ever this easy for Arnold J. Rimmer?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,205
    Chapters:
    1/4
    Comments:
    4
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    8
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    2
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    After being whacked over the head by a deranged simulant on an abandoned ship, Lister wakes up to find that he is a hologram.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    126
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1327
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    Hi my name is Richard Papen and I have short brown hair that crinkles like paper (that’s how I got my name) with golden streaks and blonde tips that reaches my ears and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Timothee Chalamet (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Morrisey but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a heterosexual white male but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a classics student, and I go to a liberal arts college called Hampden in Vermont where I’m in my first year (I’m twenty). I’m a softboi (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly tweed. I love the thrift store and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a fancy shirt with matching monogrammed cuffs and tweed jacket, khaki trousers and black dress shoes. I got the jacket from Judy Poovey. I was walking outside Hampden. It was autumn and cloudy so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of proles stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

    Language:
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    12,258
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    77
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    3
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    1099
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    “Honey. Darling. Sweetums.” Luke pointed at the mass of fluffy white fur on his lap. “This one. This is not negotiable.”

     

    Martin and Luke get a cat.

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    English
    Words:
    763
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    When Lister and Rimmer find themselves locked in a cell on-board a simulant death ship, Lister’s claustrophobia kicks in. Rimmer attempts to distract him with a kiss. Lister has some notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,097
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    169

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