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    The Bullet Farmer's got a new wife

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    A pack of short pieces. Including: The Keeper of the Seeds and Miss Giddy meet on the edge of the Wasteland – Scabrous Scrotus is dead and that's a good thing - the Ace marvels over a glimpse of the Vault – Corpus and Rictus suffer the Immortan’s ambitions – Cheedo consoles the Dag – Furiosa observes the Doof Warrior – Furiosa weighs her violent past against redemption - Max gives Miss Giddy’s ghost enough to go on - The Sisters meet the Citadel's Wretched artisans - and more with War Boys, post-apocalyptic survivors, and Mad Max villains.

    One update. 18: The People Eater's Guide to Pleasing People - The Bullet Farmer and the People Eater have one final conversation as Major Kalashnikov and Richard Smith. Genfic, but with warnings.

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    18/?
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    i wrote this awhile ago back when the mad max kink meme was active! i think about two people total liked it but i wanted to post it here for posterity haha. the prompt was 'The Bullet Farmer/whoever, Russian Roulette for 1, gun kink, snuff, gore' and I did my best to help. HEED THE TAGS, PLEASE.

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    He was dead now and she didn't know whether she should be happy or sad.

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    "Today we’re headin’ to Yellowstone! Today we’re goin’ camping! And today, we’re wearin’ seat belts!” Mad Max Fury Road Camping AU featuring the City Scouts, the Green Girls, and a pair of silly Park Rangers.

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    5
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    He’d been more than ready to leave, already moving towards the door the People Eater had shuffled through a minute ago, when Joe offhandedly mentioned something about “going to check on the wives,” his tone disgustingly full of nonchalance and airy disregard and unspoken ownership.

     
    Something inside Kalashnikov snapped.

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    The Peacemaker squad is out scouting and it gets cold. The Ripsaw Imperator looks out for his Farmer and gets more than he expected.

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    The Major gets bored and Joe obliges him with a weapons-filled excursion.

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    Furiosa sharpens her people skills and builds up her supply of weapons in the War Rig.

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    Immortan Joe holds a summit with the leaders of the Wastes and would-be warlord Donald Trump.

    This was buried within another collection of my more adult short stories, but I wanted to pull it out, tag it appropriately and make it available to a broader audience. Because: Donald Trump.

    Warning: Donald Trump uses a homophobic slur.

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    I'm collecting all my Mad Max fics/drabbles/writing prompts from Tumblr here. Some of these are NSFW! The only common thread is that they are set in the MMFR verse or about MMFR characters.

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    13/?
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    “Atta girl, Tamed. Be good for Uncle K,” chuckles the Farmer, reusing Joe’s words to mock her.

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    This is the second prize for the fic giveaway I'm running for the month of June! @rabidrockhound on Tumblr wanted a piece about Kalashnikov taming a feral dog! This story is safe for work. No warnings.

    I really hope you like it!! I had an absolute blast writing it!

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    Joe calls his associate warlords to the Citadel for a very important meeting with very important Business to do.

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    Jamison Fawkes is a Junkertown sewage worker with big dreams of becoming the city-state’s lead demolitionist. Mako Rutledge is an ex-bounty hunter and the owner of The Bouncing Betty, a strip club and the key to Jamison’s ambitions. Now if Jamison can only get close enough to Junkertown’s leader, the People Eater, to make his dreams a reality….

    Overwatch AU meets Mad Max: Fury Road AU in which I just want an excuse to rub four gorgeous—well, gorgeous for some of us, anyway—guys together.

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    4/?
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    What's a War Boy to do when he meets someone as fierce as he? Slit/OFC, but non-descript enough for Slit/Reader.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Before they were The Bullet Farmer and The People Eater, Major Kalashnikov and Richard Smith were two young, unhappy men with a wide-open future. What if they'd made different choices than the ones that led the to becoming two of the most feared men in the Wasteland? A Fury Road AU. Can be read as a prequel to "Bad and Free" (Overwatch/Fury Road AU of doom) but events don't perfectly match up, of course.

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    3/?
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    8
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    2
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    Not all women of the Wasteland want the Warlords' regime to end. Caliber Kalashnikov is one of them.

    Make sure you read the tags.

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    A collection of Joe smut drabbles for the Gigadumpster

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    AU. Max tends a bar and gets more involved in his coworkers lives and vice versa than either anticipated.

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    4/?
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    24
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    105
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1932

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