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    Before Weapon X, Wade Wilson loved being an Omega. Before he killed Gwen Stacy, Peter Parker loved being an Alpha.

    Now, someone is replicating the Green Goblin's old experiments and trying to transform Betas and Omegas into Alphas. Peter failed both Norman and Harry Osborn; it's his responsibility to stop whoever has picked up where they left off. Wade missed a few people when cleaning house at Department K, and he knows that this project might not have gotten off the ground if he'd been more careful.

    Can Spider-Man and Deadpool work together to solve this case without getting into a quip-off every time they meet up? Will they have to face their issues, or will they be able to conveniently ignore their emotional trauma and queer angst? Just how many times will White and Yellow catch Wade ogling the Spider-butt?

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    “For the record, you kidnapped me so I could help you with your homework,” Wade stated.

    “Um, yes?” The kid looked briefly sheepish. “I’ll owe you a lot. Will you help?”

    Peter is chaos. Wade is in love.

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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    89
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    8
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    Sometimes, Spidey is too hot for his own good. Or for Wade's own good. Wade has begun experiencing a weird side effect as a result of his crush. He gets so turned on, he dies.

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    1/2
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    7
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Peter Parker has been Spider-Man for a few years now and he's learning fast how much life costs. Between the price of the tech he needs for his suit upgrades and the amount he's going to need to go to college, he knows Aunt May won't be able to pay for everything and neither will his job at the Daily Bugle.

    He decides to start looking at some options. Other than loans or scholarships he sees a website for Sugar Daddies, who are more than happy to pay for a bit of company.

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    Chapters:
    33/33
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    1217
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    169
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    After a casual hookup with a guy in a bar, Peter wakes up to find coloured, sentient text boxes following him around. Although they adore him, he wants them gone. The only thing to do is track down this mysterious man, Wade Wilson, and force him to take them back.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    682
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    160
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    Peter has a rage that's too close to the surface. Wade has his reasons for doing what he does. They've worked together before but this time it's... different.

    Fourteen missing children. Zero news coverage. Repressed childhood trauma and the novel experience of not being alone.

    or Ten Times Peter Doesn't Leave Wade and The One Time He Does.

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    Chapters:
    8/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1189
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    Wade is tired.
    He hopes, maybe this time, he won't wake up.

    or

    Ha, sucks to be suicidal and immortal.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    Deadpool has been hired to gather information about Spider-Man, but he is a fickle bug, and the job is taking longer than expected. Obviously this could put him at odds with his favorite hero, but there's a shit ton of money involved, and it's not like his client would be able to kill the Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man. Wade definitely has everything under control.

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    Chapters:
    27/33
    Comments:
    165
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
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    Deadpool finds ducks!

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    131
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    86
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    FebuWhump 2021 Day 11: [Hallucinations]

    It’s all in his head. The voices he hears, the hallucinations he sees. Sure, but that doesn’t make it any less real.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    363
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    Ever since the field trip that hijacked everything from Peter's genetic profile to his daemon's shape, he's had to hide his entirely-too-recognizable daemon from the world. He doesn't expect to come across a man with an embarrassment of daemons, or maybe...no daemon at all. Is Deadpool as delusional as everyone thinks? He's certainly been helpful, but how long can that last if his reality hinges on the existence of a daemon no one's seen in years?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    51
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    353
    Bookmarks:
    66
    Hits:
    1422
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    Deadpool talks with himself about fan fiction, vampire cows, spideypool, casting choices, Ryan Reynolds perfectly sculpted abs, and more!

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    15
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    Broken minds, accidental pan dimension travels, oxford commas, X-men trolling avengers, Weasels setting Parker Industries on fire, oh my!

    Weird and stranger tales that don't fit within my stories, but are kinda set in their universes, but sort of stand alone

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Peter worked hard to have off for Christmas with his new boyfriend and his daughter. This would be they're first official Christmas together and they both were determined to make it special.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1983
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    Four years of solitude was nothing compared to the losses Peter had to deal with. He was better off on his own. At least, that's what he strongly believed in. People tended to die in his presence, it became a pattern; If they hadn't died due to the apocalypse- they died by his mistakes.

    However, this stranger who refused to leave him alone strongly believed that Peter needed a friend. Someone to keep him sane- though his own sanity might've left him years before the apocalypse.

    Will they be able to help themselves, or will their differences result in their end?

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    English
    Words:
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    376
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    He pulled up short in the doorway when he saw a kid crawling through the window after a battered backpack he had clearly just dropped on the floor. Wade tilted his head, and watched his burglar glance around the room, seeming completely unfazed by the small arsenal scattered over the dresser and nightstand. He was slender, with messy brown hair that made him look like he had recently been thoroughly fucked. At least he was wearing a mask. Definitely wouldn’t want to catch covid-19 while out breaking into places.

    Language:
    English
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    4,100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    248
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    2796
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    Уэйд пропал, а Питер сломлен.

    Дэдпул вновь убивает, а Человек-паук… изменился. Больше между ними нет взаимопонимания и, кажется, невозможно вернуться к тому, с чего они начинали.

    А если им вновь удастся найти путь друг к другу, совпадут ли они так же идеально, как раньше? Или доверие разрушено настолько, что восстановлению не подлежит?

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    сиквел к «Думаю, я мог бы тебя вдохнуть».

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    62,463
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    32
    Hits:
    463
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    Peter can't remember anything, can't even remember who he is, but he remembers Wade.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,363
    Chapters:
    7/9
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    140
    Bookmarks:
    26
    Hits:
    4183
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    Peter is having a normal day at work, when it's interrupted by the appearance of his crush, Deadpool. Now he has to keep his best friend and his boss from finding out what he does in his free time, while also dodging several attempts on his life.

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    English
    Words:
    26,795
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    154
    Kudos:
    1208
    Bookmarks:
    241
    Hits:
    13556
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    The superheroing community of New Amsterdam has issued the friendly neighborhood Spiderman an ultimatum--tell them who he is, or be without backup. However, there are a few details the superheroing community doesn't know, and Spiderman is determined to protect them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    216,364
    Chapters:
    192/192
    Comments:
    1902
    Kudos:
    2106
    Bookmarks:
    322
    Hits:
    40493

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