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    Adrien started to pull Todd out of the room by his waist, and Todd lost his cool completely. The walls fell in and the world lost its balance, if Adrien hadn’t been holding him the way that he had, Todd would have collapsed entirely.

    “What is your damage?” Adrien huffed. He shoved Todd, watching as he fell the rest of the way to the floor.

    “Don't- touch- don't.” No no. Oh no.

    “See, and here I thought you understood the rules. I do whatever I want.” Adrien said, crouching down next to Todd and grabbing him by the front of his shirt. This close up, Todd could clearly see the glowing red in Adrien’s eyes.

    No no no no no.

    No!

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    When the reality is in danger, a message is spread all over the Universe: The promise of pain that will overcome everyone in the Cosmos. And on the verge of the end of the world, only one man can save us all. His name is Dirk Gently.

    A dysfunctional trio, a powerful pack, a missing girl, highly intelligent children, several people disappeared, a backwards clock, loads of ketchup and three words:

    Everything is connected.

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    As requested, here is a collection of drabbles, all based on prompts I've gotten on tumblr (protecticarus, hence the title of this collection).
    Some are gen & some include a romantic relationship (Todd/Dirk mostly, but occasionally others too) which will be pretty clear from the prompt.
    Thank you so much for my tumblr followers for prompting, reading & liking these so far!

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    A few scenes from after the show. Featuring: the Rowdy crew in their new grey clothes, emotional honesty, and most importantly, Bart.

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    Just a ficlet written for the Three Sentence Ficathon, which can be found HERE.

    Prompt: “She’s a rainbow.”

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    Todd throws a holiday party.

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    A collection of oneshots where Dirk shows his hidden talent for singing. None of the stories are connected and are made to stand on their own, and all of the songs are sung by Samuel Barnett (links are provided).

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    Thanksgiving dinner at Dirk and Todd's new apartment was an incredible success, with the exception of one tiny, unfortunate detail - which, according to Dirk, was actually very Big and Devastating and Not, In Any Way, His Fault. Todd begged to differ - gently, though, because obviously, something was upsetting Dirk. Figuring out what was just a matter of time, patience...and an unexpected heart-to-heart on the bathroom floor.

    (*Chapter 1 is puke-free and can be read on its own, if preferred*)

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    It's Halloween, the van just broke down, and the Rowdy 3 have a shitload of candy. It's time for some impromptu trick-or-treating.

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    A series of promptfics for Whumptober

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    Amanda's quiet afternoon at the agency is interrupted by the hasty return of the Rowdy 3, only one of them is now... a puppy?

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    Turns out there are some fundamental truths that no one can simply dismiss.

    1. Blackwing doesn't do Halloween. If something does happen and they end up celebrating, it's usually for a sick and twisted reason.

    2. Dirk Gently's plans always end up with someone bleeding and someone dying.

    3. Amanda Brotzman isn't a good driver.

    4. You never bring up the past.

    5. Farah Black should be the next James Bond.

    This is a story of how some people learn that there is always more to every truth. And to think that it all began with a simple trick-or-treating.

    Or,

    Todd can't say no to Dirk, Tina adores Farah, only Martin should drive the Oh no! van, Priest is a creepy dude and the Blackwing subjects never celebrate Halloween.

    (Oh and Ken is briefly one of the good guys.)

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    When vital documents are stolen from Blackwing, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency jump into action to get them before they can fall into the wrong...wronger hands.

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    The Rowdy 3 are taken by Blackwing once again and it's up to Amanda to find them. Without Wakti Wapnasi's help this time things go wrong and she finds herself in a strange place called Purgatory and the only person who can help her is a crazy demon with Martin's face who calls himself 'Bobo Del Rey' (Wynonna Earp x Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency Crossover fic)

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    Dirk decides it's time to go on a road trip

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    “I don’t know why I bother,” Farah offered, hoping Todd would join her in self-deprecation.

    “I’m starting to ask myself the same question,” he said slowly, flashing her a lopsided grin.

    Starting?” Dirk scoffed, punching Todd in the arm. “It’s about two months too late for that, and you sampled the goods. No take-backsies.”

    [Not related to my other fic 'verse—except that character backstories are the same, and that incidental details turn up in different configurations.]

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    The sound of trouble was coming alright, but it wasn't the rumble of a gun or the click of a taser. The sound of trouble in this case was a soft giggle, followed by a whimpering noise from the front seat. Cross darted forwards into the gap between the two seats, returning after a moment holding a wriggling, small human wearing an oversized grey t-shirt.

    Dirk and Todd get visited by the Rowdies, who deposit a de-aged Martin and Amanda on their doorstep.

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    Best friends Bee & Amanda move into a house with three guys. They’re a little odd, but nice enough -- though they do seem rather haunted by the accident their mysterious fourth roommate was in. In fact, the entire house seems a little haunted, especially to Amanda, who keeps catching glimpses of the ghostly figure of a man with white hair.

    As the girls settle in, the five housemates get to know each other, growing ever closer. Meanwhile, they’re dealing with a mysterious break-in; living in a haunted house; not one, but two surprise pets; and the guys’ grief over the loss of their friend. And Martin? Martin’s dealing with being a ghost, a ghost who can see and hear what goes on in the house, but who can’t do anything to help at all... or can he?

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    Jaws chirped and dashed out of the kitchenette just as Todd finished tying his belt. She snagged the hem of his robe and climbed, dead-weight at intervals, until Todd could stick the bulb in his sole remaining empty pocket and sling her over his shoulder. Jaws hung there, purring.

    “Baby girl,” he whispered into her fur, horrified at how contagious Dirk’s epithets had proved. “Wanna help me find something? I probably lost it, and Dirk will never forgive me.”

    Mrrr, Jaws trilled, which was her standard response to anything out of Todd’s mouth.

    “Yeah, okay,” Todd sighed, offloading her on his desk once they’d reached it. “Thought not.”

    [Anons and commenters keep prompting additions to this. These are a string of outtakes off the end of Home Is Where It Starts.]

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    It’s a rare, quiet morning at the Agency, and Farah is enjoying it immensely when the door opens and in come two of the Rowdy 3. The others, including their van, have disappeared in a flash of blue light and now Gripps and Cross are turning to the only holistic detective they know to help find their family and bring them back.

    Meanwhile, it seems like the whole area has gone Area 51, because there’s strange lights in the sky, lightbulbs that won’t stop flickering, mysterious disappearances, and a sudden resurgence of crop circles. Tina & Hobbs investigate a missing cow while communicating with the Agency through Snapchat, Friedkin is up to something, Assistent is an alien conspiracist and he’s been talking to some ex-cop about soul-swapping..?

    My contribution to the DGHDA Big Bang!

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