13 Works in The Alchemist (Venture Bros.)

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    An Agoraphobic Witch joins The Guild with a little help from Watch and Ward.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,413
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    93
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    Getting together after watching a bad porno was the easy part, taking the next step in their relationship and telling their friends and family is the hard part.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,436
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    277
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    I’m probably not gonna use some of the characters tagged plus alot if things I ship are like crack ships but idk anyways it’s just gonna be oneshots about venture bros the first one is short and kinda sad but I hope people like them!! :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,088
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    172
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    Byron chats with Al and comes to the conclusion he’s probably not as straight as he thought. It's complicated.. And hard to grasp.

    [Set some time directly after Operation P.R.O.M.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,555
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    140
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    A spoof of "Manimal" w/ Dr. Orpheus as Dr. Chase, Tatiana as Det. Mckenzie, Jefferson Twilight as Ty, Alchemist as Lt. Rivera, Triana as Teresa, it can be a flashback so it doesn't mess w/ continuity.

    At a Christmas party at the home of her father, Triana tries to demonstrate her new magical skills to her friends and family, but things don't go smoothly, and she finds herself transported to an Alternate Universe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    18
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    Chapter 1 is set in between All this and Gargantua 2 and Hostile Makeover. Chapter 2 takes place after The Curse of the Haunted Problem.

    The destruction of the compound and the unforeseeable future weigh heavy on 2 men sharing a motel room.

    A possible explanation for the rift between Orpheus and Venture. (Besides the fact that he's kind of a jerk sometimes)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,638
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
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    It's been awhile since Orpheus has heard from his landlord/friend/infatuation. When the call comes, he's not sure how he feels about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,924
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    205
  8. Tags
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    Orpheus and Rusty match on a dating app and decide to go for it.
    Comedy and smut ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,009
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    540
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    Shore Leave and the Alchemist are determined to figure out what a Rusty Venture really is. Never has a sex act been more elusive or mysterious. But they have never been more determined.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,435
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    333
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    Considering what an ordeal being a henchman was, Gary can understand why nobody ever mentioned how much crap a hero goes through. Luckily, working for the Monarch conditioned him to endure bumpy, bullet-riddled, explosive rides. And maybe even to enjoy them too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,945
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    572
  11. Tags
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    Five seconds in the back of a car.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    610
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    Wherein Shore Leave and the Alchemist have a sexy party, start a business, and dance to the beat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,425
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    849
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    Shore Leave gets more than one chance with the Alchemist, but how many times will he screw up before he gets it right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,007
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    634

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