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    Listen, I don't have much time to say this. Something big is happening in Skyrim, shit, even all of Tamriel. We got dragons, there, and here. There was an attack, there in Helgen you see? Then there was another, and another, here and then here. Then theres, this, this dragonborn? And the Thalmor all are all up their own ass to find them. But then, I was going through birth records, and I found an absolutely ancient high elf. Calls herself nowadays the, um, the Condence? Condesce? Got a real hard on for being the empress. But then, I learned about an order for the Dark Brotherhood assassinate to the emperor, and they actually went through with it. Imperials just think everything's dandy and fine, but no, they have a high elf for Empress now. What's even worse, is someone killed Ulfric Stormcloak. Hey that's a good thing right? He's racist right? Wrong. This is the start of something huge. His death paved the way for the Condesce to grab control. She's got the legion wrapped around her finger. The thing is, the thing is she isn't a vampire, and the average high elf lifespan is far less than her age. How old is she? 5000 years old. Now what the hell is happening here? Shit! We gotta go, they're here!

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    Jake English just finished his third year of high school, and when a particular day of his Nanna wanting him to go out he goes out to Plum Beach, an abandoned beach when he sees a weird orange thing in the water, and with more investigation it looks like that giant goldfish was actually a mermaid- I’m sorry, merMAN.

     

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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    Gamzee Makara and all his friends have changed their unreal, never-meant-to-be-lived-out world forever - and now, they are so, so close to the final challenge for the future of that broken Alternia. This journey will involve long-distance feelings jams, dream bubbles leaking in from the furthest void, and an Empress very used to forcing her will on a galaxy that never had to be hers.

    (Thank you so, so, SO much again, both to everyone who suggested a sequel back with this arc's first story, and everyone who encouraged me as I worked on the second one. This finale story exists thanks to you all!! I will do my very best to update it on Sundays!!)

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    Prince Eridan Ampora has made a law that all lowbloods must wear magic on their necks to protect themselves, the highbloods and the kingdom from a threat that the lowbloods might pose. John Egbert and Rose Lalonde are pushed by their dreams to stop this horrible decree. Lead by a prophecy from ancient times, Rose's Seer magic, and strange helping hand and the determination to set things right, the pair will go to gather the foretold warriors to overthrow the royal bloods and the new command.
    This medievalstuck AU will feature many canon and noncanon ships. THIS IS AN ONGOING WORK THAT POSTS EVERY WEEKEND

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    In which Karkat Vantas navigates a sexist high school that houses nothing but drama as he dreams about the man he's hopelessly head over heels for, the seemingly straight Dave Strider, all the while dealing with the psychotic bully Derek Ichabod whose only goal seems to be to make Karkat's life as difficult as it can be- and trust me when I say it will be difficult.

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    Alternative description: In which the author's mind is a dark twisty place and all he really wants is a hug.

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    Dave is suddenly flung onto a meteor hurtling through space with only his sister and a bunch of aliens. Everything goes to shit. He deals with it badly.

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    Karkat's poem about Terezi

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    В льющемся сверху свете, тёплом и золотистом, эти дети выглядят прекрасными и знакомыми, странными и любимыми, розовые лепестки путаются в их иссиня-чёрных волосах, коричневатые чешуйки коры липнут к угловатым серым силуэтам их тонких ящерьих тел. Они совершенны, ибо они есть у него, в каком-то смысле, и в этом, Дейв знает, он себя не обманывает.

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    A collection of inter-connected oneshots set in my Alternian Empire AU. Multiple ships and scenarios exploring love, life and friendship under the rule of Europe's only matriarchal absolute monarchy.

    Rating due to coarse language.

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    Dave and Terezi have never done more than kiss... except for that weird grope that we will never speak of again. When they reveal to each other that they've never had satisfying sex with anyone else, they decide to try with each other. OBVIOUSLY this is Pre-Retcon.
    If you want backstory, then porn, read both chapters! If you just wanna get off, skip the first chapter!

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Over fifty years ago the Alternian War was ended when Earth's greatest hero, Colonel Sassacre, repelled the invasion by defeating the alien leader, Her Imperious Condescension. Now his descendants must take up the mantle of protecting the Earth when the Alternian Empire returns. But what's this? A peaceful Empress? And she wants to talk to who?

    The story of how Jade Harley became Empress of Earth, Feferi Peixes quelled her first revolution, Karkat Vantas became the ultimate symbol of peace, and twelve trolls and eight humans became the most screwed up family in all the known universe.

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    The game is over. The glitch that once threatened to infect reality is dormant. All that's left is to watch over the newly created universe as immortal godlike beings.

    It doesn't take long for a victory littered with casualties to feel hollow.

    A new threat lurks in the game the players left behind. Ghosts of strangers reach out for help in their dreams. And when doomed timelines branch off by the thousands, the alternate iterations of an old adversary never end.

    (Direct sequel to Constants & Variables)

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    Terezi and Dave get reacquainted at Rose and Kanaya's wedding.

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    Why the fuck do all trolls seem to have thigh gapes? Skinny, fat, it doesn't matter, and Dave's fucking confused.

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    GC: SO HUM4NS 4R3N’T NOCTURN4L?
    TG: nope
    TG: its just that both me and rose here on the meteor are the opposite of healthy

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    A bunch of one-shot ideas that came from AUs, headcanons, videos, songs, comics, or other stuff.

    All said and done, this is a collection of different ways that I think Davekat would happen in a high-school kind of AU world (also college). Just two dorks falling in love in all sorts of different fucked up times and places.

    Fasten your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen, because this will be one hell of a ride.

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    Terezi wants nothing to do with tenth grade. What's the use? She'll never learn anything there anyway. At least nothing to help her become the best legislacerator since her mother, Redglare, for sure. That's when the coin flips and lands Terezi a funny little mutant troll who manages to steal her heart at first sniff. As well as snap it into puzzle pieces within the next second.

    And in the end, hopefully, she'll get his heart right back.

     

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    archiving my old fanfictions here first so people can get to them all in one place, provided they want to

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