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    John and Jade have just arrived on the meteor! John, despite having absolutely no idea how to lead whatsoever, has nearly unanimously been elected to be the de facto leader of their band of players.

    But that's fine, of course. It's not like there's much leading to do while careening through the furthest ring on a claustrophobic rock with a bunch of dysfunctional teenagers... right?

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    In which Karkat is forced to perform a ritual to attract a sex deity to save troll and humankind from the end of the universe.

    Story now complete.

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    Who knew that middle school would lead to a game of Spin The Bottle that would determine your sexuality?

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you suppose a quiet drive to New York was too much to ask for. Instead you're spending the whole trip with the world's most obtuse man, all because you had the audacity to tell your friends what your post semester plans were. Fuck you for having basic human decency.

    (When Harry Met Sally AU that's loosely fit to the plot of the movie.)

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    the obligatory homestuck oneshot collection

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    It's been almost two years since Karkat Vantas got stuck on this stupid fucking meteor with this annoying self proclaimed cool guy, his snarky sister, and three of your best female friends (and enemies), and as the cherry on the fucked up sopor pie: your killer clown ex who killed most of your friends.

    Your name is Dave Strider and today is your 15th birthday.

    ...

    And you are about to compose the most epic, romantic, but also totally platonic and manly, rap battle of all of paradox space B))

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

    EDIT: I’ve written this bit by bit over the course of three years, and tbh the beginning is ROUGH. So like. Give it a try I guess, but also skipping to chapter 15 to get context for the events that lead into the more recent chapters isn’t the end of the world. Im happier with the quality of chapters 18 and onwards.

    Some of y’all I recall liking the Karkat and Rose pal time which is earlier though so. Eh. Take it or leave it.

    I don’t really plan on rewriting the beginning, hence the road map I’ve created in the summary as a compromise. If you read all this you’re a trooper.

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    You've got designer shades just to hide your face
    And you wear them around like you're cooler than me
    And you never say 'hey' or remember my name
    And it's probably 'cause you think you're cooler than me

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    In an alternate universe where harems are typical and large households are the norm, the role of head of household is coveted by all children in the house. Only one can inherit the role from their parent, however, and the others must fall into a secondary role.

    Rose was unlucky enough to be deemed secondary by her abusive father. She was arranged in marriage to a man she did not love and spent six long years as his first wife. After a rough divorce, she is returned to her father’s house. What she finds there instead is her brother running the house with a harem of his own, but everything is not as it seems.

    Ship is Rose/Kanaya, no incest present.

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    In which Dave falls into a pit of despair, you guys dig a hole in a graveyard together, he kisses you (and most likely regrets it) and the world seems to spin again-- even though Dave killed his brother.
    Jokes on you.
    Sobbing ensues, along with drunken stupors, sexual innuendos, stupid rambling, and a sprinkle of unresolved sexual tension. Oh, and some drugs, fucking, and murder.

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    It's a late night on the Meteor, and Dave's alone in his room with only his thoughts for company. He needs to talk to someone, but he isn't ready to actually do so yet - so he boots up Pesterchum, to send some messages to someone who can't get them. At the very least, he can get some shit off his chest.

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    You held his dying form in your hands. Pressing kisses to his face as the light drained from his eyes. The love of your life just fucking died in your arms.

    And as your blood seeps through your clothes, you pull his body up against a wall and interlock with his body as you go stiff.

    You wake with a jump and a loud screech. Your matesprit jolts up and looks around before spotting the tears streaming down your face

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    Sometimes, it's the first moment that's the sweetest.

    And after that, it all falls apart.

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    Nepeta Leijon's mother passed away not even a year ago. Now her older sister is raising her, despite her impending marriage. Nepeta makes time for her friends and their relationships. But can she manage her own?

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    20/?
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    Karkat is in an unfulfilling moirallegiance with Gamzee Makara, and everything changes for him when he meets the new guy at work. (Unfinished, Discontinued)

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    8/?
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    After running into Terezi at the beach a flirting a bit, Davie finds herself with an invite over to Terezi's house. They've hung out plenty in the past, but the energy... the energy's different this time. (Probably because Terezi wants to make out).

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    Terezi consoles Dave Strider as he struggles with his jealously at versions of himself from doomed timelines and decides it's up to her to help Dave Strider become the girl he wishes he was.

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    dave strider wus a loner single anime kid........... until karate vantass (the jock) gave him daily beatins

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    Doomed timeline #1111
    Death of the Knight.
    Summary: The troll players arrive in their new universe the day before the Reckoning, to assist the new, human players.
    Bug Report: The Knight is killed by the guardian.
    Suggested fix: The troll players stay on a meteor in the void, and assist through terminals left behind.
    Press any key to reboot.


    Rebooting…
    Deleting doomed timeline…
    Recreating alpha timeline…
    ...


    show doomedtimeline1111

    Doomed Timeline #1111

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    It has been three years since you've taken in Karkat and just three weeks under that for Kankri. The grubs you're helping them raise are around your waist in height now, and they're not exactly grubs anymore. You moved in with Jade permanently about two years ago, and now you and Karkat have a room together. The kids have rooms of their own, too. Jade's place is massive.

    Recently, some things have begun to bug you. Mainly that your matesprit is considered a pet, as are your kids. It really rubs you the wrong way when people tell you to collar them and the like.

    You need to do something about it.

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