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Ethan Lives Forever by xX_AJRfootfetish_Xx
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
14 Aug 2022
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Ethan has been coughing a lot lately. He chalks it up to the cigarettes, then to karma, but when he finally spots blood, he knows it's over. After seeking comfort in Miss Holloway's diner, Ethan finds time missing, not that he's surprised. It's happened before. What is new, though, is the feeling of eyes on him and suddenly being unable to die.
In a twist of fate, Ethan is driven away from Hatchetfield and towards California by himself. But when he comes back, things have changed. Lex is in jail and Hannah is in desperate need of a friend. Pizza Pete's is a corporation and either it or CCRP seem to own almost every building on the island. The only places left untouched are Miss Retro's and his dad's auto-shop.
To make matters worse worse, no one seems to recognize Ethan or even remember him. In his desperate attempt to help, will he fix Hatchetfield? Or destroy it?
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...And I'm Hungry Like The Wolf by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Cooking Companions (Video Game)
12 Aug 2022
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Five people reside in the cabin in the woods just before a devastating storm. With rations becoming low, it’s up to them to make wise decisions and to stay alive. This Story Is Not Suitable For Children Or The Easily Disturbed. Do You Wish To Continue?
Yes.
- inspired by the work of Deer Dream Studios
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- Part 2 of Cooking Companions
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Peter was six years old the summer he met his brother. What he hadn't initially known is that Ted was a ghost.
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Hatchetfield One-Shot Collection by the_spaced_out_ace
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
06 Aug 2022
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This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of ficlets
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- Part 3 of Em’s Hatchetverse
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It’s a cold spring in 1897, just before the century turns, and the reclusive Professor Henry Hidgens has sent out coveted invitations to the Hatchetfield Symposium. This is no mere academic conference, however- it’s a party, a meeting of minds, one of the most secretive social events of the decade! Among those lucky few invited is one Paul Matthews, a milquetoast reporter for the Hatchetfield Post with nothing whatsoever to recommend him for the honor. It must be a mistake, the invitation meant for someone else- it could never actually be for Paul! But Paul’s editor insists he must attend, and he arrives to a collection of eclectic personalities and notable names. At first confused, then frightened, over the week of his stay Paul begins to recognize a much more sinister force than a postal mistake is at work on the Hidgens Estate, and that these violent delights may, indeed, have their promised violent ends.
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or, Paul Matthews collects the horror stories of his fellow guests and finds, too late, that he's living one of his own. -
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Ted Spankoffski is a grade-A asshole. The fate of the universe relies on General John McNamara's ability to do something about it. Will he be able to this time? Does he have the strength to do this again? Or will the outcome be something far more horrible than even he could imagine?
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I'm Lost In A Crowd... by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Cooking Companions (Video Game)
04 Aug 2022
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Four teenagers fed up with their police department doing nothing in investigating the disappearance of their friend take it upon themselves to build up their courage to take on The Hatchetfield Butcher once and for all, known for his particular murder style. Now, stuck in a cabin in the Witchwoods with a storm on the horizon, it's up to them to free the innocent and trap the hellish.
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- Part 1 of Cooking Companions
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An origin story.
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- Part 11 of Starkid Prompts
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they don’t know how much I miss you by showstoppinlatte (Micah_Mell)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
29 Jul 2022
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Pete goes into his meeting with the new guidance counselor at Hatchetfield High, Miss Holiday, wary of what to expect, and leaves with the hope that he just might learn to deal with his unending grief.
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- Part 3 of HF one-shot things
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Secrets of the Past by glazeddoughnutpancake
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
28 Jul 2022
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Paul Perkins and Emma Matthews just want to live their lives killing people. Unfortunately for them, Sam Sweetly wants to fuck that up. When he gets involved, they all end up with a little more than they bargained for. Good thing CCRP specializes in being shady.
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Growing Old (with you) by Lichinamo
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid, Spies Are Forever - Talkfine/Tin Can Brothers, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
27 Jul 2022
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Paul sighed as he got out of the car. He had finally gotten the courage to volunteer at the local nursing home all by himself, and he was absolutely determined to not fuck it up.
It was gonna be simple- just go in, spend some time with some lonely old people, and leave when you were done. You got this, Paul.
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There are some characters who are included in the tags who do not appear until later in the fic! I’m going to include their first appearances in this note for easy reference!Henry Hidgens: Chapter 30- It’s A...Showstopping Chapter
Wilbur Cross: Chapter 50- Double TroubleSeries
- Part 4 of we deserve a soft epilogue my love
- Part 4 of Author’s Recs
- Part 11 of Spies Are Forever Works
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The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals by x_endmii_x
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
27 Jul 2022
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I found this in my Work in Progress folder, and I decided to finally edit it.
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moments in hatchetfield by Micah_Mell, showstoppinlatte (Micah_Mell)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
25 Jul 2022
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a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)
or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while
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- Part 2 of HF one-shot things
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An Office Asshole and an Obnoxious Teen (2.0) by awigglycultist
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
24 Jul 2022
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Ted and Peter Spankoffski get into a huge fight and deal with it in their own ways.
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Don't Insult My World's Best Teacher Mug - It Was A Gift by quailbot
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
21 Jul 2022
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Nervous single dad Bill has just moved to Hatchetfield with his 5 year old daughter, Alice. The move comes with Bill’s new gig at CCRP Technical and a change of school for Alice who will be attending kindergarten, with her new teacher, Ted Spankoffski. The trials and tribulations of pining after your newest student’s dad isn’t easy for anyone - especially when you haven’t even formally met and he’s pretty sure dating your daughter’s kindergarten teacher is wildly inappropriate.
Or a Bill/Ted Parent/Teacher AU featuring the World’s Best Dad and the World’s Best Teacher (at least according to their mugs)~
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It was so fucking hard to get into anything right now. Pete hadn’t wanted to do a damn thing since his brother died.
Meanwhile, the ghosts of his new house are displeased by the new family inside and want them out.
Both parties are forced to make some terrible choices when a less than friendly ghost shows up.
AKA, Beetlejuice AU!!
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What if I told you we made it? by WarrensOccultBooks
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
18 Jul 2022
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Meteor destroyed. Aliens vanquished. Hatchetfield quarantined. Instead of one survivor, Emma is no longer alone. The story of an alternative ending to the hit musical, 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' by Team StarKid. Find out what happens when alien characters convert back to their human souls. How can murderous, falsetto aliens fit back into mundane society? Find out as we take a look into each characters journey from singing to living... For better or for worse.
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it’s been a year since the apocalypse touched down and everything should be fine…it would be, had it not been for a denim clad janitor strolling around the supposed-to-be-dead precinct. It’s up to a group of professionals to eradicate this man once and for all and to stop what’s named The Hornet Scheme
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- Part 2 of The Insect Strategy
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Paul Matthews is a Math teacher at Hatchetfield High. And he hates musicals. So why does he agree to run the technical equipment for the Theatre department this year? Emma Perkins, the new Drama teacher, might have a little something to do with that decision.
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- Part 2 of Teacher ‘Verse
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Little snippets of Bill and Ted finding themselves in closets and deciding to make out about it through the years.