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    Paul wants to wear a dress to prom. Ted begrudgingly helps him with his stage fright.
    Or, I listened to Andrew in Drag too many times and stuck my feelings into hatchetfield

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    In the beginning…

     

     

    Hatchetfield: a sleepy town where nothing eventful ever happens. The youth dreams of leaving, like their parents and grandparents before them. But things change for the worse when a child disappears at night and a different child in strange clothes is found dead instead.

    And somehow, Ethan Green finds himself in the middle of this mystery, that runs deeper than he expected and reaches further in time than he could imagine. He gets more than he bargained for when one of Hatchetfields’s deepest and most disturbing secrets unravels before his very eyes.

    How do you change things when the future, past, and present are connected? How do you keep your sanity when the insane and unjust is presented as set in stone? How do you survive when time changes and works against you?

    (Netflix’s “DARK” AU; trying to update daily to get through a massive backlog)

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    91,640
    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    9
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Paul just got dumped. He is a sad sack drunk mess at a party he didn't even want to go to, wherein he finds his ex-girlfriend with a new guy she's been seeing. Enter Emma, who is willing and ready to be a friend to a sad drunk boy she just met during a strange bathroom altercation. Neither one of them wanted anything in particular from this. As per usual, though, emotions don't exactly play out as they want them to.

    a fun lil college AU y'all.

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    32/?
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    547
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    112
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    15
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    Five times Ted and Pamela sought each other out, found each other, fucked for comfort, for pleasure, for lust. One time Ted looked the other way. From when he was young and heartbroken and needed the comforting to the time she was dumb and broken and was the one needing him, and all the times in between. Two messy, trashy, complicated people who don't make the best decisions and maybe deserve each other.

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    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
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    Emma has a normal day at Beanies when the apotheosis comes to Hatchetfield. Suddenly she is confronted with the mess that is her life. In the following hours, she will connect with the cute guy who orders black coffee but lose her trusted mentor. Along the way, she faces fungi, fears, and business casual raccoons.

    TGWDLM from Emma's perspective. Adds her internal thoughts and reactions and explores what really happened back in the lab while Paul and Bill went to save Alice.

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    Chapters:
    8/10
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    1
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    Charlotte's life is going just fine. It's been 3 years since she moved to Hatchetfield with her fiancé, Sam, she has a great job at a local café and some wonderful friends. So, obviously, she's as happy as can be. Even if her fiancé is acting a little distant lately, it's surely just a rough patch, right? It's fine, really.

    Ted is also doing just fine, thank you for not asking, with a nice and boring office job that definitely isn't suspicious at all. And he certainly isn't lonely or anything, he talks to his coworkers occasionally and has one entire friend/roommate. And that's enough for him.

    Things are fine.

    Until Ted accidentally stumbles into Charlotte's Beanies one day, and their lives start to get a little tangled.

    (Or: What started as a simple CharTed Coffee-shop AU kind of got away from me.)

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    1/1
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    3
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    Spankoffski is a shitty name, anyway.

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    1/1
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    8
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    10
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    1
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    25
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    Three months have passed since the world ended.
    The few survivors remain in the safe tunnels of the underground PEIP base, not knowing whether or not they'll live to see the next day. Though grief is prominent and the iron fist of PEIPs leaders is uncompromising, the tests of this new world may return those who were thought to be dead to their loved ones.
    And in the darkness, hope could be found.

    Part Two of ’On the Outside Looking In’

    READ PART ONE (OTOLI) FIRST!!!!

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    Chapters:
    58/?
    Comments:
    876
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    Paul was straight, and Ted knew that. Any woman would win over Ted in a competition for Paul's feelings. Still, Paul could at least choose to have a hot girlfriend so Ted could pretend he was jealous of Paul and not of her.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
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    1
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    23
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    When Paul finds himself left alone and heartbroken in the wake of his father’s death, he takes solace in leaving flowers at his dad’s grave and then at the empty grave next to his. He isn't able to predict how such a simple action will end up indirectly affecting his whole life moving forward. Of course, a certain crabby barista has never been easy to predict.

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    Another au about their first meeting and their lives together

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    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Ted broke up with Charlotte when he left for college. Six years later, on his return to Hatchetfield, he meets her again. Some things stick around.

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    6/24
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    When Tom Houston and Becky Barnes apply for jobs at their old high school, they didn't bargain for the blast from the past they both have when they come face to face again for the first time since Tom left. How will crashing back into each other's lives, change things for the both of them?

    Alternatively: The shop teacher and the school nurse

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    "There’d been a jolt, a wrenching at the center of her chest as the midnight gleam of the streetlights blurred into blackness, deep and unrelenting. Cold, colder than Hatchetfield even in the depths of winter. Someone gasped, someone else screamed, short and sharp."

    When missiles streak across the sky and the world seems moments away from ending, Lex reaches out with everything she has and pulls as many people as she can to Somewhere Else. What comes after is far beyond anything she could have expected

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    34,251
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    73
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    50
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    7
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    676
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    When a mysterious room where Charlotte believed she would meet up with her office lover turns out to be a passageway to another version of her own sad little life, she finds herself thrown into a new marriage, a new family, a new level of happiness she could never have predicted. How will she keep up the pretense that nothing is amiss when starting from ground zero? But every moment spent with this husband she hardly knows convinces her to give it her all.

    Timeline hopping Charlotte leading towards happy CharTom.

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    5/5
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    165
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    7
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    1
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    113
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    Paul Matthews is pretty sure that he died. And he's pretty sure that before that, he watched all his friends die too.

    So why does he keep waking up that same morning like the world didn't just end?

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    1/?
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    A scramble.
    A scream.
    Then silence.
    Two people stood in a hotel room in silence, neither of them sure of what to say… all the while a body bled into the carpet.

    Basically what happened after Paul 23 killed Emma, and how the married couple goes on from there...

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    1/1
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    11
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    2
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    50
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    “Hello! So, we are going around tables to tell you the nominees for Homecoming court. Our nominees for Junior Prince and Princess are Emma Perkins,” Emma’s entire body jolted awake and looked at Jemilla in shock. “Paul Matthews,” his body jolted awake as well. “Jemilla Stepien, Zazzalil Roberts, Megan Gill, and Tootsie Megan.”

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    Meteor destroyed. Aliens vanquished. Hatchetfield quarantined. Instead of one survivor, Emma is no longer alone. The story of an alternative ending to the hit musical, 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' by Team StarKid. Find out what happens when alien characters convert back to their human souls. How can murderous, falsetto aliens fit back into mundane society? Find out as we take a look into each characters journey from singing to living... For better or for worse.

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    4,072
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    146
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    When the two most unlikely friends are forced to fend off the musical apocalypse they agree that they’ll get out of this mess, together.

    This is an AU of the guy who didn’t like musicals where Ted survives with Emma and drags her out of the Clivesdale hospital the second a note comes out Paul’s mouth.

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    English
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    6,970
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1098
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    Two emotionally unavailable queers. They also like musicals.

    Alternative summary: Ted is crying fo 100 chapters

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,496
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    68

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