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    Five people reside in the cabin in the woods just before a devastating storm. With rations becoming low, it’s up to them to make wise decisions and to stay alive. This Story Is Not Suitable For Children Or The Easily Disturbed. Do You Wish To Continue?

    Yes.

    - inspired by the work of Deer Dream Studios

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    This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of ficlets

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    24/?
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    It’s a cold spring in 1897, just before the century turns, and the reclusive Professor Henry Hidgens has sent out coveted invitations to the Hatchetfield Symposium. This is no mere academic conference, however- it’s a party, a meeting of minds, one of the most secretive social events of the decade! Among those lucky few invited is one Paul Matthews, a milquetoast reporter for the Hatchetfield Post with nothing whatsoever to recommend him for the honor. It must be a mistake, the invitation meant for someone else- it could never actually be for Paul! But Paul’s editor insists he must attend, and he arrives to a collection of eclectic personalities and notable names. At first confused, then frightened, over the week of his stay Paul begins to recognize a much more sinister force than a postal mistake is at work on the Hidgens Estate, and that these violent delights may, indeed, have their promised violent ends.
    ______
    or, Paul Matthews collects the horror stories of his fellow guests and finds, too late, that he's living one of his own.

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    Ted Spankoffski is a grade-A asshole. The fate of the universe relies on General John McNamara's ability to do something about it. Will he be able to this time? Does he have the strength to do this again? Or will the outcome be something far more horrible than even he could imagine?

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    13/?
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    Four teenagers fed up with their police department doing nothing in investigating the disappearance of their friend take it upon themselves to build up their courage to take on The Hatchetfield Butcher once and for all, known for his particular murder style. Now, stuck in a cabin in the Witchwoods with a storm on the horizon, it's up to them to free the innocent and trap the hellish.

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    An origin story.

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    Pete goes into his meeting with the new guidance counselor at Hatchetfield High, Miss Holiday, wary of what to expect, and leaves with the hope that he just might learn to deal with his unending grief.

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    Paul Perkins and Emma Matthews just want to live their lives killing people. Unfortunately for them, Sam Sweetly wants to fuck that up. When he gets involved, they all end up with a little more than they bargained for. Good thing CCRP specializes in being shady.

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    Paul sighed as he got out of the car. He had finally gotten the courage to volunteer at the local nursing home all by himself, and he was absolutely determined to not fuck it up.

    It was gonna be simple- just go in, spend some time with some lonely old people, and leave when you were done. You got this, Paul.

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    There are some characters who are included in the tags who do not appear until later in the fic! I’m going to include their first appearances in this note for easy reference!

    Henry Hidgens: Chapter 30- It’s A...Showstopping Chapter
    Wilbur Cross: Chapter 50- Double Trouble

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    120/?
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    I found this in my Work in Progress folder, and I decided to finally edit it.

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    a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)

    or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while

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    16/?
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    Ted and Peter Spankoffski get into a huge fight and deal with it in their own ways.

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    Nervous single dad Bill has just moved to Hatchetfield with his 5 year old daughter, Alice. The move comes with Bill’s new gig at CCRP Technical and a change of school for Alice who will be attending kindergarten, with her new teacher, Ted Spankoffski. The trials and tribulations of pining after your newest student’s dad isn’t easy for anyone - especially when you haven’t even formally met and he’s pretty sure dating your daughter’s kindergarten teacher is wildly inappropriate.

    Or a Bill/Ted Parent/Teacher AU featuring the World’s Best Dad and the World’s Best Teacher (at least according to their mugs)~

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    It was so fucking hard to get into anything right now. Pete hadn’t wanted to do a damn thing since his brother died.

    Meanwhile, the ghosts of his new house are displeased by the new family inside and want them out.

    Both parties are forced to make some terrible choices when a less than friendly ghost shows up.

    AKA, Beetlejuice AU!!

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    6/?
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    14
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    5
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    Meteor destroyed. Aliens vanquished. Hatchetfield quarantined. Instead of one survivor, Emma is no longer alone. The story of an alternative ending to the hit musical, 'The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals' by Team StarKid. Find out what happens when alien characters convert back to their human souls. How can murderous, falsetto aliens fit back into mundane society? Find out as we take a look into each characters journey from singing to living... For better or for worse.

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    3/6
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    it’s been a year since the apocalypse touched down and everything should be fine…it would be, had it not been for a denim clad janitor strolling around the supposed-to-be-dead precinct. It’s up to a group of professionals to eradicate this man once and for all and to stop what’s named The Hornet Scheme

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    Paul Matthews is a Math teacher at Hatchetfield High. And he hates musicals. So why does he agree to run the technical equipment for the Theatre department this year? Emma Perkins, the new Drama teacher, might have a little something to do with that decision.

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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    Little snippets of Bill and Ted finding themselves in closets and deciding to make out about it through the years.

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    1/1
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    1
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    Little drabbles about Hatchetfield.

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    88/?
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    17
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    20
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    2
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    When Ted Spankoffski’s mother learns of his having knocked up some snarky single mom already struggling to raise her first daughter, she pressures him into marrying her and before they know it, Ted and Pamela live under one roof with their two daughters, learning how to play house. The life of a father isn’t quite what Ted expected and he will soon learn there’s more to a traditional marriage than what he thought.

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    4,376
    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    48

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