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ted spankoffski drabbles and character studies by brookelohstluvr
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Jan 2022
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 440
- Chapters:
- 5/?
- Hits:
- 8
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Hatchetfield One-Shot Collection by the_spaced_out_ace
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Jan 2022
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This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of drabbles
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The guide to life, a book by Emma Perkins and Paul Matthews by softpotato66
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
26 Jan 2022
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Hi, I come from a far off land called Wattpad, so bare with me.
(I will be daily uploading here, but if you can't wait full story is out on Wattpad @softpotato66)
This is simply a Paulkins kid fic, because they are parents and you cannot tell me otherwise. it is pure fluff because they deserve to be happy, alright! so enjoy this wholesome lil book.
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moments in hatchetfield by Micah_Mell, showstoppinlatte (Micah_Mell)
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
24 Jan 2022
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a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)
or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while
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Escaping The 1920s by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, Escape the Night (Web Series)
23 Jan 2022
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I invite you all to my wonderous estate, or what is to become of it from where my position lays in time. A symphony woven from the oceans of the world. The oceans of the world, they're seven wonders. Seven's a bit of an iffy number, isn't it? I much prefer eight. With ten guests invited to my estate including my new host, only three are destined to make it out alive. They will experience blood, pain and betrayal but at the end of the day, isn't it worth it? To kill your friends to get home?
After all, would you rather die or escape the 1920s?
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- Part 1 of Escape The Night/HF
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This is set after the events of Time Bastard. Ted went missing and with the help of his friends and Teds
boyfriendcoworker Bill, Peter decides to look for him. -
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Ted Spankoffski is a grade-A asshole. The fate of the universe relies on General John McNamara's ability to do something about it. Will he be able to this time? Does he have the strength to do this again? Or will the outcome be something far more horrible than even he could imagine?
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Stuck in Second Gear by pictureit
Fandoms: Firebringer - Team StarKid, Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
20 Jan 2022
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Jemilla and Zazzalil hook up on a group vacation and decide to keep the news to themselves, and try to develop a relationship in secret. When shenanigans ensue, how will they navigate the secret, and more importantly, how will their friends react when they find out?
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meteor shower (quick, take cover) by the_spaced_out_ace for Micah_Mell
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
18 Jan 2022
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Teddy Spankoffski was five when he came up with Tinky.
It didn’t take much longer for him to decide there was something seriously wrong with his mind.
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“Amortentia,” the teacher read out loud, “is the most potent love draught in the world. Its smell is powerful enough to turn the heart of any girl or fella, anyone you’ve your sights on. And should they sip even a drop of it, then they will never, ever let you go… at least as long as the potion still works. After that, Merlin help you.”
Joey’s eyes snapped with great interest to where Sally’s classmate was sitting a few rows behind them. Vanessa was biting back a smile as Tiffany muttered something in her ear - surely something naughty, Sally reflected. She looked down at her hands, disenchanted. Of course, in Joey’s mind, the very meaning of love was embracing Vanessa and her pretty eyes, her lovely hair, her elegant manners. Why should she have expected otherwise?
The Ravenclaw and Gryffindor sixth years get a particular assignment that might just change the course of Sally and Joey’s lives as they know it at Hogwarts. When love is in the air, what else to do but to pursue it?
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Pete works at the cineplex. Ted forgot that and ended up taking Bill on a date…to the cineplex.
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Hatchetfield's Humbug by ShhImWriting
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid, A VHS Christmas Carol - Team StarKid
16 Jan 2022
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Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.
Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.
Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.
But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.
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A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!
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Emma Perkins lived an okay life. A sort of rude life, and a bit of a bummer of a life. But she knows for sure that her place in the afterlife is not The Good Place. With the help of Paul Matthews, she tries to become a better person. But does torture await either way?
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- English
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- 3,493
- Chapters:
- 1/52
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Death.
Something that every Hatchetfield citizen had to relive over and over due to an unending time loop they were all but oblivious to.
Here are the records of just a few of those deaths
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Emma Perkins, for the past 3 years, has been a regular sufferer of nightmares. They won’t stop now.
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Hatchetober 2021 by blue_skies_and_starry_nights
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
08 Jan 2022
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A compilation of all the Hatchetober prompts from Tumblr from 2021
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So Cover My Life, Idolise Me in The Media As I Pop My Meds Like They’re Blue Smarties by Vesperione
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
04 Jan 2022
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ethan runs into a young girl in the middle of starbucks and from where they picked up last October, their conversation begins again.
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It's prom night at Sycamore and Paul still doesn't know how to dance. Luckily, he has Ted there to help him.
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16 citizens find themselves in a strange building, then are told they're in a killing game. Who will survive the game, and who will succumb to the dark themes?
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CW GRAPHIC DEPICTIONS OF VIOLENCE AND DEATH IN FUTURE CHAPTERS. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO CONTENT LIKE THIS, PLEASE BE CAREFUL!! -
and i know i've kissed you before, but by luxeberries
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Universe - Team StarKid
27 Dec 2021
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"You look nice," he says, genuinely. "What's the occasion?" he asks, because there's no way she dressed up for him, for this... habit.
Charlotte gives him a small, sad smile that turns into a frown. "It's cuddle night."
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- Part 2 of with every drop of rain singing...