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    a collection of Hatchetfield one-shots! mostly Tedgens related, with some other miscellaneous relationships sprinkled in (platonic and romantic)

    or: me dumping my one-shots here because they’ve just been sitting in my pages app for a good while

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    English
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    7,702
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    259
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    When Mr. Davidson sends all of his employees off to work from home, Bill and Ted find themselves stuck in their respective apartments in the same building. Maybe they also find each other wink wink etc

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/13
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    161
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    Little drabbles about Hatchetfield.

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    English
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    60/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    25
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    Paul Matthews is a Math teacher at Hatchetfield High. And he hates musicals. So why does he agree to run the technical equipment for the Theatre department this year? Emma Perkins, the new Drama teacher, might have a little something to do with that decision.

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    English
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    47,202
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    581
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    Henry is losing his mind. someone help the poor man. he is isolated but he always sees Emma and the gang. yes they call each other. sad fashion man loves music and dancing
    look at him as he sits on the couch dramatically and feeds himself grapes

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    1,131
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    12
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    Once a peaceful tiny town, Hatchetfield has been squeezed for resources and terrorized by the notorious gang of robber barons known as the Lord's in Black. In their pursuit of wealth, the Lords in Black have terrorized and murdered several of Hatchetfield's citizens leaving them in fear and desolation.

    In an act of fear, following a tragic shootout that kills several people, Jane Perkins sends a telegram to her sister, the notorious Emma "Doc" Perkins, a legendary gambler, gunfighter, and whip-smart woman, in hopes that she can aid their dying town and preserve what little they have left.

    In returning to Hatchetfield, Emma finds the town is worse off than she imagined, and with the help of some old friends and new ones, including a nervous general store manager who doesn't care for musicals, she soon plans to show the Lords in Black that she's returned, and all hell followed with her.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    53
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    Ted Spankoffski is a grade-A asshole. The fate of the universe relies on General John McNamara's ability to do something about it. Will he be able to this time? Does he have the strength to do this again? Or will the outcome be something far more horrible than even he could imagine?

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    English
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    15,821
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    185
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    Starkid characters but in a 19th century drama with a mixture of action and magic as well because why not?

    I don't own any characters, though I wish I did. They all belong to Starkid. The rating my also change in the future.

    Language:
    English
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    21,125
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
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    This is just where all my miscellaneous Hatchetfield fics get dumped that way my account won’t be littered with dozens of ficlets

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,636
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    193
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    Hatchetfield, 1946

    After the Second World War has come to an end, the citizens of Hatchetfield move on in life, blissful in the presence of music and life and laughter.
    But when a major executive of a manufacturing company is found dead on the beach, murder most foul becomes the towns biggest story.
    Enter Paul Matthews, a mild-mannered reporter for the Hatchetfield Gazette who gets stuck with the story.
    In the wake of red-herrings, riots, and a trail of deaths that seems to lead to one killer, can Paul, with the help of the spunky barmaid, Emma, stop the killing?

    Basically, I got impatient and wrote a Noir Paulkins AU in the middle of writing Until it Sleeps, in spite of having a bunch of other WIP’s I need to finish

    Really hope you guys enjoy!!!

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    English
    Words:
    37,660
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    58
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    873
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    It was so fucking hard to get into anything right now. Pete hadn’t wanted to do a damn thing since his brother died.

    Meanwhile, the ghosts of his new house are displeased by the new family inside and want them out.

    Both parties are forced to make some terrible choices when a less than friendly ghost shows up.

    AKA, Beetlejuice AU!!

    Language:
    English
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    6,756
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    127
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    Even though I have a few millions works ongoing I started this because I’m an idiot.

    Basically all Starkid and TCB characters at Hogwarts. Idk I suck at this summary thing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,408
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    122
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    it’s been a year since the apocalypse touched down and everything should be fine…it would be, had it not been for a denim clad janitor strolling around the supposed-to-be-dead precinct. It’s up to a group of professionals to eradicate this man once and for all and to stop what’s named The Hornet Scheme

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    English
    Words:
    18,465
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    50
    Hits:
    65
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    Paul is a divorced single dad, who somehow allows his brother to convince him to take up online dating to get him back in the game. Emma is happily living alone above her flower shop whilst appeasing her sister and going out for free dinner and drinks with the hopeless romantics of Hatchetfield. A single night changes both of their thoughts on the online dating sphere and what can come from it.

    Title and chapter titles are all drawn from Chateau Lobby #4 (In C For Two Virgins) by Father John Misty

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    55,383
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    648
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    Ted Spankoffski wasn't one to be sentimental. So when he sticks his foot out and Paul causes a clatter all over the floor, that doesn't exactly make him a dick.

    What started out as a small kiss unravels into something more.

    XXX

    Self indulgent fic where Paul gets hurt and Ted kisses his bruise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,239
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    Some snapshots through a night in Hatchetfield

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,214
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    77
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    Ted Spankoffski became the wealthiest executive in Hatchetfield overnight, ascending to a position in CCRP that baffles everyone in town.

    Despite being one of the most successful men known, Ted is known as the meanest man alive and treats everyone who crosses his path with indifference, caring only about his success, which often means that he deprives his employees of proper wages, and the chance to spend Christmas, a holiday he hates, with their families.

    Everyone everywhere is baffled by his success, but what they don't know is that it's all attributed to a dark deal from his past with an entity he is certain he imagined.

    But when the dreaded holiday emerges, and the demon he swore wasn't real has come to collect, Ted is visited by the ghosts of Christmases Past, Present, and Future to re-evaluate his own soul, and in doing so, possibly save it.

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    A Hatchetfield Christmas Carol AU!!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    64,542
    Chapters:
    8/9
    Comments:
    71
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    671
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    Wilbur is trying to study for his biology finals. It is not going the best. Much less with the distractions two little brothers bring with them.

    Language:
    English
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    2,738
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    9
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    Teddy Hidgens wants to believe the apotheosis is not inevitable, anyway. And perhaps chance is on their side in the end. Maybe good can come from bad after all?

    tgwdlm au, from the POV of my self insert, Teddy Hidgens (becomes more canon divergent as the story progresses)

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,544
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    42
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    Ever since Paul Matthews was attacked as a baby and his parents were murdered, he's sported an odd blue mark on his cheek. He hates that blue mark, he hates his foster father Stanley, and he hates his life. Until he gets his Hogwarts letter on his eleventh birthday, that is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,281
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    139
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    2447

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