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    Okay, so it's exactly what it says in the tags. Barney proposes to Ted while I ugly cry behind my screen.

    "“of course – ah, yeah, that’s, that’s good – of course it’s something you said – ah! – you asked me to marry you, so yes, I’m fucking crying!”
    His eyes are burning with tears and he is reduced to a soft, sobbing mess, but Barney reaches his hand between them and uses the pad of his fingertip to wipe away his tears, and the ones that escape he captures with his kisses. He moans and whines and gasps a string of filth into Ted’s mouth, carves love letters on his skin that seep through it and into the marrow of his bones. Ted cries out and he can’t help bucking his hips against Barney, all the while clinging to his fiancé (fiancé) for dear life, not letting go, never letting go.

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    Set during/after "How I Met Everyone Else" (S03E05). Ted goes home with the strange man he met at the urinal.

    "“Fuck, Barney” Ted grinds out through his teeth as he bucks his hips forward, pushing himself forcefully against that wiry, inappropriate, gorgeous creature that is clutching at him, hanging onto him so tightly, like a... like a... Damn, metaphors are hard, all of a sudden. Fancy words and purple prose have always been Ted’s forte, spinning vivid tales of love and fate and destiny, but now, at this moment, he comes up short and then realizes that maybe things don’t always have to compare to something rhapsodic. And just like that Barney licks and bites his way into Ted’s mouth and Ted thinks that oh, they definitely don’t. There is nothing like this."

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    This is purely self-indulgent fluff. A long piece of sexy fluff with a lot of "other stuff" because I always end up exploring their relationship instead of staying on track. That's what happens when you don't plan a story before hand. Bear with me!

    Ted makes a surprise discovery about himself and Barney is completely cool with helping him explore it. There is also salmon and love involved. Mostly the latter.

    "The first time Barney calls Ted by his full name, Ted pops a boner. At that time it’s highly inconvenient, because he is at work and sporting an erection is not really proper office attire. They have been talking on the phone, Ted sitting by his desk and Barney cruising through the aisles of a grocery store, shopping for their dinner, when Barney asks, sounding slightly distracted, “So hey, Theodore, I’m feeling salmon. What’d you think?”
    Ted is about to reply that he could be feeling salmon, too, but then what Barney said registers in his mind, one particular word resonating like a bell ringing, echoing and heart-achingly sweet, and something shifts.
    He sucks in a stuttering breath through his teeth, feeling heat rushing to his face. "

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    Ever since Ted had realized that his old feelings for Robin were coming back with a vengeance, he had gone out of his way to avoid Barney altogether; but when a sudden tragedy strikes, it forces him out of Robin's bed and into Barney's arms.

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    Someone -ok, who am I kidding?- Barney challenged himself to kiss another man, and he sees this as the best shot he'll have to see if a little someone -yes, Ted- feels the same as he does.

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    "It's going to be Legen-" Barney does his typical pause that doesn't keep anyone expecting because, well, everyone knows what comes next "dary!" And there it is.
    No one is actually paying attention, no one but Ted.
    Everyone knows there's something up with them, but they decide not to interfere, to wait until they are ready, though it's kind of hard to keep their mouth shut.

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    In January I published a Ted/Barney fic called "Not a Priority" and it made me so sad that I have now decided to write a continuation (in two parts). Part 1 is kinda short, part 2 longer (because apparently I can't write Ted and Barney without having them do the nasty).

    Rated Explicit for later chapters.

    "It is November, on a quiet Sunday night where the air is crisp with the promise of frost, when Barney finally snaps. Ted has just called him his best friend, and that would have been great if it hadn’t been for the context. Ted wants something from him. He almost always does. "

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    In this AU, Ted is hiding a big secret. Ted is a merman on the run from Linda Denman.

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    Another Ted and Barney-thing.

    A few boring things first, for the sake of being correct on the relevant Star Wars stuff. I have taken some liberties concerning Stormtrooper facts. if you find anything that doesn't add up I can assure you that I do know my SW stuff, I just had to make some changes for the story to make sense.

    "Ted leans down and plants a sweet kiss on Barney’s forehead. He tangles his fingers in blonde hair and tugs lightly, drawing a small, contented hum from Barney. They smile at each other and the sensation of being so, so in love is overwhelming and stunning, hitting Barney with the same force as a football to the gut. It’s sort of painful – he is unaccustomed to feeling so much, his chest is tight with emotions – but still ridiculously wonderful. Having been abandoned and let down so many times during his childhood and young adult life, Barney never stopped to think that he might deserve more than what he was getting. Before Ted, that is.
    “I have another present for you”."

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    Barney thought that Ted getting dates would be a good thing. He didn't expect how jealous he'd be. Lily concocts a cunning plan to re-capture Ted's attention. (This plan involves a lot of alcohol.)

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    This was one of those write a tiny ficlet for different genres of fiction; crack, angst etc. The first one allowed a couple of sentences, the others had to be 15 words max.
    Very brief Being Human crossover for the Torchwood ones and very brief Torchwood crossover for the Primeval ones. The third chapter was multi-fandom.

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    Marshall looked at Lily's back while she exited the bar, with a bitter taste in his mouth...

    Now in bed looking at the window Marshall couldn't sleep, so he kept repeating the moment on a loop, wondering where everything went wrong.

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    Barney and Ted get cutesy in the sex way. They are both precious and horny. Also deals with some of Barney's insecurities and how Ted tries to help him with them.

    " “Barney...” Ted whisper-whimpers, looking at his lover through long lashes, studying the fine angles and curves of Barney’s face; the perfectly straight line of his nose, the sturdiness of his jaw and the sharp hollows of his cheekbones. He is beautiful and Ted is floored by the love that swells inside him, rising with the tide, breaking with every swell, and Barney is straddling him and leaning in so close that their noses are bumping together and his sunshine hair and deep, deep, deep eyes is all Ted sees."

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    Ted had been acting weird lately. He had been leaving MacLaren’s earlier than usual each night, he always looked exhausted, and he always seemed to be forcing his smile. The biggest difference Barney had noticed, however, was that Ted always pulled away from Barney’s touch. Hell, he didn’t even have to touch Ted. If Barney so much as sat on the same side of the booth as Ted he would be met with eyes cast downward and his best friend scooching away from him. It hurt more than Barney cared to admit.

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    This is the third installment in my Ted/Barney miniseries, the first being 'Robin's Fault, Really' and the second 'Maybe You Should'. In this one Ted and Barney have just come home from their first date and are greeted unexpectedly by their curious friends.

    " “Hi, Teddy” Robin says, crossing her arms across her chest and tilting her head, the look on her face inquisitive, “Swarlos.. What are you doing?”
    “We didn’t know you’d be home” Ted says lamely, cheeks already burning like a furnace, “this isn’t – “. He stammers, then stops talking altogether.
    Robin stares. Barney groans. It is an overall awkward situation, really. The silence stretches into infinity between the three of them until finally an exasperated Barney grabs the bull by the horns and exclaims, “Jesus Christ, Ted, my tongue was in your goddamn ear, of course it is what it looks like"."

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    A collection of drabbles for the pairing Barney/Ted from How I Met Your Mother.

    Warnings: abuse, dub-con, non-con, bondage, violence

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    I've been meaning to add to this hellish pairing/fandom. What better way to do it than International Fanworks Day!

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    This fic is the sequel to 'Robin's Fault, Really'. Ted and Barney wake up after their night together and don't quite know what to do now that morning is here.

    "Then he remembers the night before, it all comes back to him, and the slight pounding in his head suddenly feels like someone has taken a jackhammer to the inside of his skull. He closes his eyes, willing the dizziness to go away, and mutters, “can I go back to sleep, please, we’ll deal with this later and – God, Barney, stop kicking me!”."

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    "Ted is Barney’s best friend, but Barney isn’t Ted’s. Marshall is. Barney doesn’t know why he keeps putting himself through this – why he keeps setting himself up for “Marshall’s my best friend”/”I’m his best friend”. He has grown so tired of that beast made of jealousy and sadness and loneliness living inside his stomach rearing its’ ugly head. Perhaps he just cannot let go of the hope that one day Ted will look at him with that wide smile and bright eyes and say, “yes you are”. "

    Okay so this is super sad. There is no happiness to be found. At all. It's Barney pov and rather short, mostly because I became too sad to continue. it's just really terribly depressing. Enjoy.

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    12
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    A five times fic. Five points in Barney Stinson's life, connected to each other but nothing else.

    **updated** All FIVE now done! Yay, go me, I finished something!

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    5
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    11
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