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    Ted didn’t want to babysit Bill’s daughter. He didn’t like Bill, and Bill didn’t like him. Why did he have to be the only one in the office who was free for the weekend? Alice didn’t exactly want to be babysat either. She’s too old for that!

    Little did Ted and Alice know how much fun they were going to have.

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    Paul and Emma are getting married in three days. They're both all in and ready to go, but Emma keeps having these nightmares about things that have never happened. About both of them getting hurt or being hurt. About the nightmares coming out of the ground and skeletons coming out of their closets. But the fact of the matter is, they are inevitable and can and will weather any storm that comes their way.

    A continuation of Merry & Bright

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    Another great magical year is kicking off at Pigfarts Academy for all the apprentice mages and sorcerers of the land to fill up their brains in the splendor of its grandiose old halls − but the have-nots are screaming injustice outside its ancient majestic doors. While the elite sit idly on their power and greed, it’s up to a handful of starry eyed kids, beatdown workers and exhausted parents to unravel the tangled intrigue that seems to trail behind the new leadership’s every step. Unknown forces awakening beyond anybody’s control or understanding, an ever more power-hungry administration and a heart beating hard for its beloved − will our unwilling heroes’ strength be enough to stop the cogs before the realm itself falls to ruins? And what exactly is so thoroughly sought for in the Evergreen Forest?

    Magic AU crossing over many Starkid musicals. Written for Camp NaNoWrimo 2020. Expect loads of self-indulging nature aesthetics.

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    The world is still very much screwed, five years after the apotheosis. On Shay’s first supply run for the survivor community of Durbin, West Virginia, the Hive attacks the group. She believed this would be her end, but when a stranger saves her life, she has yet to realize this is merely the beginning.

     

    Post-apotheosis survival story with a multitude of OCs, part two: the sequel to “Nothing left to lose” no-one asked for, with a heavy focus on a female OC. You probably should read "Nothing left to lose" to understand the context behind what's going on.

    (updated on Sundays)

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    The meteor promised to give them what they wanted. It lied. Instead it gave them what they feared

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    Ted finds out his co-workers are nerds and that the new employee at Toy Zone is kind of hot

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    tw: implied child abuse and slightly violent imagery. nothing too bad unless you are incredibly sensitive
    also nightmare time spoilers i guess? i mean i knew his last name but. its in here so if you want to wait dont read

    A very rushed angst no-plot drabble that I wrote because I'm anguished

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    Here's to joy and the light it brings
    Here's to songs that I'll never sing
    Here's to love and its sunken dreams
    Here's to life and the way it seems

     
    Many things happened in Hatchetfields all over the multiverse – for the better or worse. These are snapshots of moments from several of these different universes.

    (Series of one-shots; book and chapter titles based on lyrics from “Here’s to love” by Jasper Steverlinck)
    (updated randomly)

    Latest: Love (in loveless times) - Ted and Charlotte don’t know what to do when they’re the last survivors after the meteor struck. Maybe he should’ve appreciated her more. (Emma and Paul are useless)

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    The windscreen wipers were a little slower than they should have been, but Tom was the only one bothered by it. He was squinting to try and see clearly through the pouring rain as he drove, he could see just enough but still had a pit in his stomach. He felt that something bad was going to happen. He was right.

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    After high school, Emma decides to live in a shitty apartment to get away from her parents for a bit before she finally leaves the horrible excuse for a town that is Hatchetfield. It's all but a pleasant surprise when she finds out Becky Barnes, the most annoying person from her high school, lives in the very same apartment building

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    Ever thought about if TGWDLM and Black Friday were in the same timeline, and what would've happened between the two if that were the case? Because I know I have! I've tried to make this as canon-compliant and in character as possible, but I've also included some headcanons and (accidental) inconsistencies, so it's more like a parallel universe canon-compliant fanfic, if that makes sense
    Starts at the end, ends at the beginning and written from multiple perspectives but mostly focuses on good ol' paulkins. Mentions of violence but probably nothing too graphic (except for a dream-sequence in chapter 10 that's pretty unpleasant I think, but I'll make it easy to skip)

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    Ted was never one to settle down. He didn't like relationships and he didn't want to be tied down, so an unplanned pregnancy definitely threw him for a loop. In a move shocking everyone that knew him, he asked for shared custody. Time to try to be a better dad than his own. Twice.

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    It's Halloween in Hatchetfield, and Emma and Paul's daughter doesn't want to dress up alone.

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    Ok this is kinda crack but not really. ANYWAYS this is a CurtWen Resurrection fic,,,, as CharTed. Charlotte is Curt Ted is Owen. I thought of this in a discord server and it would not leave my fucking head so here we are. This is a series of connected one shots (probably out of order idk yet) and it will eventually go through Charlotte and Ted remembering their past lives thru TGWDLM and maybe Black Friday. Thank you for reading!!

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    Who is Who:
    Charlotte = Curt
    Ted = Owen
    Bee = Cynthia (this is a friends thing ask if you dare)
    Tom is Cynthia’s adopted son
    Sam = (i'm not saying who it is complete crack try and figure it out)

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    It was supposed to be a nice, peaceful, somewhat stressful camping trip.

    Just Paul and Emma with Tom, Tim, and Becky at the Hatchetfield nature reserve. Nothing special. But as Tom and Becky have become closer than before and Charlotte and Ted make their relationship known, Paul wants the same for him and Emma.

    His plans are thwarted, however, when a medieval knight shows up and kidnaps Emma, bringing her back to his realm. Now it's up to Paul and his friends to not only save Emma, but also to resist the dangers and trials of the deadliest road they must walk before they can get her back.

    (updated weekly)

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    On the day of Paul and Emma's wedding, Hatchetfield's infamous homeless man gets a second chance to fix the biggest mistake of his life.

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    SPOILERS FOR NIGHTMARE TIME EPISODE 2!

    Ted wasn’t invited to the wedding. But he went anyways.

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    MAJOR SPOILERS FOR NIGHTMARE TIME

    Picks up after the end of Time Bastard.

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    Moments through Paul and Emma's relationship

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    Very AU. The apocalypse hasn't happened and stuff like that. I just love these characters and wanted to write them.

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    College Au where Henry goes to college and has a horrible roommate. The roommate is Ted. Emma and the others are there too. It‘s a fun Au with a lot of clichés.

    If u decide to actually read this:
    thank u, I hope you enjoy it

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    73/?
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