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    Summary

    Twice, a person has achieved postmortal status on the Dream SMP.

    (Except not really, because this is honestly just an excuse to write pretty and also do a fix-it because I'm still in denial over Ranboo.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,337
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    150
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    Technoblade doesn't know if Ranboo heard him.

    (or: Technoblade is not coping well post jailbreak)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    261
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    1009
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    Technoblade never meant for Wilbur to find his journal (He refused to call it a diary) but here Wilbur is, smudging the ink with his tears. It wasn;t supposed to happen this way.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    158
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1174
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    He didn't know how, or why, he was back, but it felt great to be out of that hellhole. He was ready to feel the sunlight hitting his face, the moon's glow lighting his eyes and even the rain pouring down on him.

    What he wasn't ready for, were the horrible feeling that he hadn't felt in many years, rushing to meet him again. The numbness being carved into his bones, consuming him as the world around him changed, a new one came into view.

    The pain came crashing harder than a sword being run through him.

    Wilbur was fucking alive.

    ----------------------------

    Or, Wilbur is revived and he has to learn how to live again before his own mind destroys him. At the same time, has to try to rebuild his relationship with his family and friends and maybe even find some solace in a certain duck hybrid.

    Tnt Duo my beloved!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,785
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2308
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    Nefelibata- “Cloud Walker”; One who lives in the clouds of their own imagination or dreams.
    -
    A problem has arisen in the Antarctic Empire. Some criminals are using a back trading route to illegally traffic hybrids. Emperor Philza Minecraft and Emperor Technoblade discuss the issue but come to a disagreement that leads to Emperor Philza’s disappearance.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    251
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    Niki mourns, and comes across a few paintings that might help with her grief.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,168
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    207
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    Mr. Sam guided him up to the art room, since he's never been under the guise of picking something up from there. Upon opening the the door and Mr. Sam leaving him he became immediately entranced by the works around him. He had never felt this sort of fascination
    before. He had to learn more.
    A bit further in, Mr Sam and Ms Puffy shared a look.
    -Or-
    That one where Tommy becomes a painter to escape his life.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,035
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1285
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    Techno doesn't know what to do when he witnesses Wilbur collapse on the beach, salty seawater being thrown back up all over the sand. It scares him. Wilbur's not going to die, is he?

    or; your author is feeling especially angsty one day after watching too much bondi resuce, and decides to stir up this monstrosity

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,835
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    113
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1685
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,623
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    272
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    Tommyinnit meets someone who claims to be a god, it gets more confusing from there.

    OR

    A god tries to help a different version of himself, it doesn't go as planned.

    OR

    I got obsessed with tma while writing an au based on the Transcendence AU, this is the result

    (Originally titled Full Disclosure (I Am a Monster)

    (If any of the ccs say there uncomfortable with this I'm nuking this off the face of the earth)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,228
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1872
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    Coughing blood into the sink, he gazed up to the mess coating deathly pale skin. Red curled around his pupils like it was mocking him, sneering in his face ludicrously. A disgusting show of what settled into his bones, sitting beneath his rib cage ready to tear through his skin.

    It wasn’t easy being newly inhabited by a blood thirsty God.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    488
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    201
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    How low would you go to ruin someone?
     
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    After witnessing a certain incident during his childhood that lingered in his memories for years, Ranboo left his hometown and moved in with his friends. Finding interest on an old property that is rumored to have paranormal activity, the three investigate the place.

     

    Taken back to a familiar location, Ranboo discovers a horrifying truth that has been buried deep for years, 9 circles beneath the Earth.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,670
    Chapters:
    2/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    140
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    tommy is barely keeping it together, and his brothers really aren't helping

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    793
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    294
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    putty and stickers are keeping Techno's heart together right now; encasing it in a shell or smiles and good grades and athleticism. It's ok if Techno imagines his heart in a box to keep himself from spilling his secrets and fears onto the pavement, because it works, and nobody is the wiser. He's fine.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    519
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    380
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    Then they were informed that Tommy was jumping out of the window so they dashed to the front lawn and caught him just in time when he was sliding down from the icy roof.

    “What the fuck?!” Tommy scowls.

    “Please don't do that again.” they huffed. I should be the one saying that, you gremlin child.

    “You’re a bitch,” he grumbles.

     

    Or

    The reader is going to be a parent figure for all the minors but it’s not just going to be fluffy content.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,220
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    186
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    3600
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    A young boy disappears into a sea of trees that has stood for centuries and will stand for centuries more. When he returns, he's not quite the same.

    or,

    Even from a young age, Technoblade had always shown promise.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,941
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2333
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    A hand runs through his hair.

     

    The voices quiet down a little bit.

     

    He doesn’t move. He doesn’t open his eyes, he just lets the hand roam his head as the voices beg him to chop it off.

    ----
    OR: Technoblade struggles with the voices, Phil helps.

    BASED ON A TECHNOBLADE COSPLAY TIKTOK FROM @kiwis.cos

    link- https://www.tiktok.com/@kiwis.cos/video/7024692252534443311?is_copy_url=0&is_from_webapp=v1&sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=6896222219962746374

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    548
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    441
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    Phil liked to watch people, not in a creepy way, just in a watching people way. I guess that’s why he took this job in the first place. Most people would probably avoid a job at a shitty 7/11, especially when it’s the night shift. But Phil needed the extra cash, and he liked to watch people, so what’s the harm?

    ⇼⇼⇼⇼

    Techno was only here for booze and some cigarettes. He didn’t have time left to make friends anyways. He wasn’t fussed, he was an easy guy, as his old friend described him. That was before that same friend left when he got his diagnosis. It made him want to laugh, because it hurt. Because if he cried about it it would make it real. Techno was very good at pretending things weren’t real.

    ⇼⇼⇼⇼

    Phil wasn’t living, and Techno was okay with dying.

    ⇼⇼⇼⇼

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,986
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    141
    Kudos:
    682
    Bookmarks:
    114
    Hits:
    4757
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    Life is precious to humans because it's so short. Or at least, it should be. Sometimes, life is laid out like a mushed amalgamation of chess, poker, and Russian Roulette played in the dark all at the hands of a dealer whose hands are too full of puppet strings to deal out the cards correctly. So, in all honestly, Tommy's had enough of it. When he finds a stronghold, he thinks it might be his final chance to defeat Dream, to live out a life with his patchwork family away from a Green Bitch with a mask literally made from a paperplate. Then things get fucked.

    OR

    Hurt!Dream SMP on crack but give it a semi-plot. Everyone's a bitch in this.

    OR

    Tommyinnit simultaneously needs heavy therapy for trauma, and heavy restraints to stop him from going for EVERYONE'S KNEECAPS.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    38,578
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    144
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    3108
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    Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
    Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    But how could I hate her, she's such an angel
    But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
    Walks by
    What a sight for sore eyes
    Brighter than the blue sky
    She's got you mesmerised while I die
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, I wish I were Kristin
    Oh, oh, wish I were Kristin
    Why would you ever kiss me?
    I'm not even half as pretty
    You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    But you like her better
    Wish I were-

    (Or in short, Technoblade is in love with Philza but Philza is in a happy marriage with Kristin who is also Death whom humans can't kill and you don't want to Fuck with in any way. that includes taking husbands)
    (But there will be a happy ending <3 You just don't know how it will happen~)
    trust me its better then it looks.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,121
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    325
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    5454

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