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    Ranboo is a hero in training, unwillingly, he might add. While dealing with all the stress of being in the public eye, fighting crime, and a not so good mentor, he stumbles into one of the worst of the worst villain, turns out, he’s not so bad and might get Ranboo out of this situation.

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    So basically Connor= ranboo and techno = hank
    Yeah I think we all know where this shit goin

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    He had to run, there was no other option. If Ranboo stayed out there another minute he'd get another scar. If he stayed out there five more minutes he'd get a broken bone. If he stayed out there ten more minutes he'd need to go to the hospital urgently. If he stayed out there half an hour, he'd probably be dead. So what did Ranboo do? He did exactly what he was told not to do.

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    Or- Ranboo runs away from his abusive home and finds a mansion hidden deep in the forest. He only planed on stayed a night but the people living there are so kind to him. So what if the longer he stays the more this people seem more crazy and less human? He can leave when ever he wants, right?

    Or in short, dark sbi decides to adopt Ranboo
    (Check notes for TW for specific chapters!!!)
    Also this is my first fic so sorry if it's not the best!

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    It wasn't supposed to end like this.

    The heat of the fire was overwhelming, flames surrounding him as he struggled in his bonds.

    The fire wouldn't kill him, but that didn't mean it didn't hurt and he didn't want to have to explain to Phil why his clothes were covered in soot and ash.

    Almost the whole population of the town was here to watch the show, to watch a witch burn.

    He wasn't even a witch.

    The only reason he was even in this situation was because some girl accused him of witchcraft because he slipped up and corrected her on some war that happened over a century ago.

    Now he was being burnt at the stake because only a witch could have known that or some other stupid reason, he's not really sure since he didn't even get a trial.

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    (ON HIATUS)

    Technoblade was used to the extremities of the Nether. They were a scholar at heart, but growing up in the hot wasteland made them not only a survivor but a warrior — and eventually something more.
    Because what else could they possibly be when their idea of strength and training was a clear hint at their lack of common sense. But they were determined to go through with it and there were no gods in the depths of hell who could judge them. For now, at least.

    When they inevitably go through a portal into the Overworld they meet the Angel of Death with the kindest smile. And, perhaps, there was truth in the stories of soulmates, because Technoblade would give the world to Phil.

    OR

    In which Technoblade climbs the stairs to godhood faster than humanly possible, platonic soulmates are a thing, there is a lot of lore and a "bit" of angst and fluff, and Techno somehow becomes a monarch? Heh? Also, gender isn't real.

    OR

    In which they are all monsters in their own way and learn to live with that.

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    No answer.

    Not that he expected one, it’s been nearly a year since the other replied. No answer, no reason they went silent, no explanation on where they went. Technoblade has become so used to not receiving any reply that sometimes he wonders why he is still trying to reach out. A year ago his arms would be covered in words, questions and answers, even the occasional doodle. But now? Now his arms were covered in bruises that weren’t his own, in faded scars that he hadn’t caused.

    And not a single answer as to why.

    He at first lined his arms and legs with questions, wondering where his soul bonded went. This went on for days, weeks even. Months flew by and he backed down, figuring they were growing annoyed with his constant pestering. But that’s when wounds and bruises started showing up, and at first, he wasn’t too worried. They were probably accidents or mob fight wounds, nothing to be worried about.

    But then they wouldn’t stop.

    · · ─────── ·⋞ 〈 ⏣ 〉 ⋟· ─────── · ·

    B0N3 strikes again!!

    Another Fic has joined the game!!

    Platonic soulmate au this time, with some Technodad and Ranson~

    ((This is in no way romantic or sexual, and anyone looking for that DNI))

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    Dream is not a man who takes things lightly. When the Sleepy Boi Coven took a part of his land, he knew one day he’d take it back, no matter the cost. Leaving a fledgling for dead in L’manburg was supposed to be a statement, a warning for what was to come when he was stronger- more powerful. A worthy opponent. It was not supposed to be an act of war.

    Or// Technoblade basically adopts a half turned fledgling that Dream left for dead as a warning to stray vampires. This is what that entails.

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    "So uh... what's your name?"

    Wow Ranboo, you are truly a master at social interaction. When the man didn't answer the teen just started rambling, probably because of nerves. He did just get kidnapped by this intimidating man, they were well within their right to have a slight panic attack.

    "Well I'm Ranboo, don't know why I'm telling you this since you, ya know... are currently kidnapping me. I don't suppose you would let me go if I swear to never speak of this again?"

    "Shut up, kid."

    "Yeah, okay. I can do that. Shutting up now. Uh-huh."

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    Maybe being kidnapped by a notorious super-villain was actually a good thing for Ranboo?

    Or maybe it was the worst thing that could ever happen to him.

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    Ranboo is an ender hybrid who struggles with his memory and meets Technoblade.
    Philza is the king of the Antarctic Empire. Philza is also a father, with two biological sons, and one missing adopted son.
    Techno was the adopted son of King Philza.
    The Blade is a weapon who escaped it's wielders and fought in the war against the undead, on the side of the Antarctic Empire.
    Technoblade is a solitary potato farmer in the frigid north. Searching for a peaceful life.

    Unfortunately the universe isn't a fan of peaceful lives.

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    ⏣》》》》》✼《《《《《⏣

    If you told Technoblade that today would be the day his life changed, he would have slammed the door in your face and assumed you were trying to sell him some bogus item. If you told him that while opening up his shop, as he took the trash out from last night, he’d find a dead body in the alleyway behind his garage… well who would believe that?

    Yet here he stood, black trash bag in hand as he stared at the unmoving body just laying on the pavement. Now normally people call the cops when finding a body, or maybe an ambulance, but well this whole situation wasn’t normal. 

    The body itself wasn’t normal.

    ⏣》》》》》✼《《《《《⏣

    An auto shop mechanic finds himself in the possession of an android teenager who has no clue how to be 'human'.

    Join them and their friends on their journey of discovering what it truly means to be human.

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    And so it begins :]

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    Techno felt the grasp on his own body slipping once more and what felt like moments later, he was sitting against the wall of the alley. Blood caked the floor and seeped into his clothes, staining his skin.

     

     

    A sniffle came from the little bundle that Techno hadn’t realized he held close to his chest. He looked down to see the tiny, scrunched up face of a child. The child didn’t seem particularly distressed, despite the blotchy burns that marred its skin.

     

    Or, Techno comes out of a fugue only to find an abandoned child that he can’t seem to leave behind.

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    As much as Ranboo wanted to trust them, he knew better than to think there wasn’t some invisible line he could cross and ruin everything. He hated tiptoeing like this, unsure in such a different way than he’d been before.

    More than anything, it was the lack of punishment he didn’t understand. How far could he push it before they snapped?

    He needed to know. He needed to find that line.

    Or, in an effort to understand his place with Technoblade and Phil, a newly-claimed Ranboo acts out. To his surprise, he learns that his new family will never stop loving him, no matter what he does.

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    Fairytales always end with a happily ever after, but sadly in life we don't always get our 'happily ever after'.

    When a prince is cursed and war is on the horizon the fate of the kingdom falls on two heroes' shoulders.
    Two children who've escaped literal hell embark on a quest to cure the cursed prince, stop the war before it starts, and live happily ever after in a warm cabin in the woods.
    The strings of fate are tangled around the prince and the heroes, their destiny intertwined together.

    Will the children get their happily ever after?
    Will the prince?
    The kingdoms?

    Or will they fail their quest and end up with a bad ending?

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    It seemed the avian was not gonna let off. "Well, I'm sure you can provide a traveler with a quick place to sleep in, right?" A dry chuckle before the man continued. "Or we finish this today and I'll leave this evening."

    Technoblade frowned again. "You'll be fine," he said, scolding down the beggar.

    "Not really the most reassuring thing coming from your mouth when I saw…" the man gestured wildly, "this…" his smile finally fell. His stare was blank and long as he looked up to Protesilaus.

    "Do you regret it?"
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    --
    At thirteen Techno became king. At fourteen he became a conqueror. At sixteen he lost all he built.

    Or:
    Protesilaus becomes a furry named Technoblade, a rewrite.

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    Technoblade was getting tired of this. When he’d first been arrested, he’d hoped his trial would happen quickly and they’d hurry along his execution, so he could get out of this cell and slaughter everyone within a mile radius. But apparently, bureaucracy waited for no man, and now Techno was approaching the end of his second week in this cell.

    His daily meal was delivered via the small hatch in the door, so when the cell door clanged open suddenly, he knew something had changed.

    Techno looked up lazily. “I hope you’re here for me,” he drawled, as two guards entered the room.

    Unfortunately, that didn’t appear to be the case. They were dragging a third figure between them and as they entered, they tossed them to the floor of the cell.

    Techno squinted at the new person incredulously. This had to be some kind of mistake.

    A kid was hauling himself up to his knees, his arms buckling beneath him.

    Techno's chat went wild.

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    Tommy was fine with being in a house of killers and leaders of the underground’s markets. He was ok with knowing that if anyone messed with him that all he could do was go crying to his family and then never having to hear from that pest ever again.

     

     

    And he fucking enjoys this power trip.

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    First time writing pog. Let’s get into this

    Also I really like reading comments so please do so and say what you think!

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    Ranboo was just trying to buy a new sage plant. All he wanted was a new plant. That’s it. He didn’t mean to become the only living witness in the case of a serial killer. He especially didn’t mean to forget the entire event, making him a useless piece of evidence to the police, but a useful plaything for the killer to psychologically torture. But Ranboo knows too much and the second he recovers those memories, the killer’s in trouble. Ranboo’s life depends on not recovering those memories, but the lives of the killer’s future victims rely on him recovering them.

    Eight didn’t mean to get roped into murder. Honestly, they just wanted to spend time with their best friend and make him happy. So what if that was at the cost of a couple of innocent lives? Eight would do anything for Dream. Their relationship isn’t as innocent as it seems, and neither are Dream's intentions. And who even is Eight? And why keep Ranboo alive?

    “[Dissociative amnesia] is when the brain doesn’t file a specific (usually traumatic) event(s) as a memory. So it floats around without it being known. To the person who suffers from the disorder, it’s just a blank spot in their memory.”

    Title from "Eight" by Sleeping At Last

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    Ranboo gets dropped off at Phil and Kristin's ranch and Techno emotionally adopts xem pretty much immediately.

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    Abused all his life, Ranboo is left in a dirty alleyway to die. Who knew that would have been the best thing to happen to him?

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