13 Works in Tattooed Q

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    Post Spectre: Max Denbigh (C) is dead, Franz Oberhauser (Blofeld) is in custody, James Bond has gone off to retire with Madeline Swann and all is well with the world... except Bond keeps seeing things that simply can't be there, and his dreams are very disturbing... and Q finds out his past is about to come back and bite him.

    Written for the 00Q reverse Big Bang, i chose the artwork by themuller labeled "Hunted"
    (and half way through I got a plot bunny for a totally different story, which i may someday write based on the same image)

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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Collections:
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    20
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    22
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    3
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    Sequel to: you’re a holy fool all colored blue.

    Home, for James, was once a shoulder holster in a foreign country, women he didn’t know and regularly forgot, the London skyline outside his window, a martini shaken just right, and a suit so sharp, marks sometimes cut themselves on his edges. Home, now, is a person, is pizza after a long day, an entire cabinet full of tea, soft pillows and a warm mouth across his shoulders—it’s still London, but home is a flat he shares, a bed where he fights for blankets, the permanent indent of a book spine resting against his ribs, and he’s finally done running away.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    337
    Bookmarks:
    101
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    Theo broke into Bond's safe house - Bond broke into Theo's safe house. Bond shoots Theo's friend - Theo shoots Bond's friend. Theo changes his name, gets a job at MI6 to save his friends, flirts with people in Russian, becomes the entire hit list for any Russian killer, hitman or spy, and single-handedly takes down all that stand in his way - all before his first cup of Earl Grey.

    The bugger always had to one up him.

    A slow burn fanfic that follows Theodore, then Crow, then Q's life as it becomes entangled with James Bond's, the spy that broke into the abandoned factory called Bird's Nest and forced him and his 'minions' to flee across the world. It was never going to be easy for Q to kill Bond. Especially when said special agent is so adamant about not dying.

    *I pinky promise the fic isn't as shitty as the description*

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    6/?
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    14
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    72
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    Q wonders, briefly, how James could possibly think this is an appropriate time to profess his undying love—or whatever the hell it is he’s attempting to do; though, frankly, the skeleton suit did make him blink a bit stupidly at his laptop—but then something explodes to his left, and Q heaves a long-suffering sigh and snaps at him for ruining everything good in the world. James laughs and carries on wielding his Walther like it isn’t the 7500th replacement that Q has thrown at him.

    Language:
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    70,033
    Chapters:
    3/3
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    587
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    234
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    8804
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    James had stopped trying to find the right person to sleep with on a mission a long time ago; they always found him just fine on their own. Apparently, even by accident.

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    463
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    125
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    6459
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    Sequel to "Glenfiddich Slut".

    Bond and Q go to a Goth night at Club Colosseum. Q has UV ink.

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    English
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    10,337
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    59
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    246
    Bookmarks:
    43
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    7120
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    Q patches up Bond after a mission gone a bit rough. Alcohol comes out. Sex follows.

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    16
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    1/1
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    27
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1873
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    For the 30 Day Fandom Challenge, Day 1--"Tattoos".

    James is fascinated by Q's tattoo.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    138
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2633
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    They’d bantered and kissed and humped against each other, but hadn’t done anything like this before. Nothing like flirtation with death to bring your baser instincts out to play.
    James and Q run dangerous missions together in an alternate universe, and James discovers he really doesn't know Q all that well.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    80
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    2580
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    Q gets a massage, Bond gets a conversation. No one's really surprised until they are, actually, surprised.

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    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
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    Hits:
    4837
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    Q patches up Bond after a mission gone a bit rough. Alcohol comes out. Sex follows.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    84
    Kudos:
    532
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    13164
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    Moneypenny has had a very bad day, one of the worst she's had at MI6. However, in the dark of night illumination is found.

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    49
    Kudos:
    710
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    22269
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    He’s ambidextrous. He likes animals, particularly birds. He abhors the Beatles and Catcher in the Rye. His favorite book is Ender’s Game. He likes films of all kinds, except those made after books, because he’d much rather spend his sparse free time with the source material. His favorite color is dark blue and he loves the smell of honey even though he hates the taste. Q is a thousand strange, inconsequential facts that make up an incredibly intriguing whole.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,954
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    415
    Bookmarks:
    106
    Hits:
    7544

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