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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    With his abdication of his claim to Asgard's throne and the deaths of his mother and brother, Thor returns to Earth to be with Jane and find his own way in life, only for them both to find that the danger is not yet past, and that their lives may yet find ways to change even more - all while an unknown enemy plots and waits for their group to rise from the shadows. The games on Earth might be different than those of Asgard, but Thor must find a way to win if he wishes to protect those he loves.

    Or, Thor and Jane embark on the journey to parenthood, Thor adopts a ninety-something year old, and Darcy is going to be the best auntie ever.

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    A collection of one shots from MCU. If you have any requests please send them to me. I've just started with soulmate AUs.

    New part out, season 1 Skye/Simmons. Not really soulmates but oh well it's cute.
    It gets better and I'm going to be updating more.

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    Somewhere in Iowa--after the whole DC nightmare thing--Darcy Lewis is in hiding and grappling with the discovery that her new-and-now-ex-husband was a Hydra mole running STRIKE Team Alpha. She’s tentatively dating certified Good Bro™ Steve Rogers and thinking about finally getting that therapist. If any of those Hydra goons show, she’s going to be prepared. Agent Gelato did teach her well and she’s been working on her aim. Her people will be safe--if it’s the last thing she does. She won’t even need to disrupt Steve’s search for Bucky Barnes.

    Somewhere else, Brock Rumlow has embarked on his second act as the terrifying mercenary Crossbones. He’s not happy about his post-SHIELDRA plans going up in smoke, but he’s got his work, right? A talented man can still do a lot with four out of five senses.

    Sequel to 'As Is'

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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    A collection of Electric Slide short fics I've been prompted. Various ratings and subject matter.

    The first chapter is the table of contents.

    I will mark explicit shorts with an *.

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    After the whole Dark Elf incident in London, Jane Foster and Darcy Lewis finally give into pressure from SHIELD about getting Jane's genius brain some armed security and Darcy a job with compensation in actual dollars. So, okay, Jane will be polite to those iPod stealers at SHIELD and take their advice. Sort of. Tony Stark's money can buy a lot of lab space and Stark Tower is safer than New Mexico, right? As long as Darcy can survive her embarrassing run-ins with Captain America and his 'I'm Disappointed in You, Ma'am' face. And then there's that one dark-haired, snarky SHIELD agent/STRIKE team leader who says he's interested in being her friend. That's a little weird, isn't it?

     

    I own nothing. Nothing!

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    Tony is fine. There have been no attacks on his person or any increase in attacks on the Tower. He’s fine. It’s just a few emails.
    And if this does blow up in his face, as things tend to do, then it will probably blow up in Malibu, which means everyone he cares about will be back in New York and outside the detonation zone. That’s what matters most.

    Tony isolates himself in Malibu with the excuse of needing to get work done, but he's not as alone as he thought. Eventually Bucky and the Soldier might be able to convince Tony that he doesn't have to handle everything on his own, but first they have a threat to neutralize.

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    Honestly, she probably should’ve pressed the panic alarm on her bracelet, but where’s the fun in that?

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    Non-lethal is a relative term when it comes to weaponry.

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    Darsea is just a guppy when she meets Tony. And honestly she's never regretted a rock being thrown at her less.

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    When Keith moved into his new apartment in Voltron Complexes, he was not expecting to stop a fight between two pizza delivery guys at 2 am, meet three of his neighbors, and his long lost brother. Honestly what is his life anymore?

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    Poe Dameron is an investigative journalist working to expose the sinister truth about Sovereign Mercy Hill, a religious fundamentalist camp for "troubled" teens. Finn is a young adult who's trapped in the cult-like camp and wants to escape. Rey is a hobo who lives in the woods nearby. Together, they shine a light on the evil organization and get it shut down for good.

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    Seth asked if any of your girlfriends were bisexual. You shrugged. If they were... his fingers walked up your arm, wheedling – maybe you could have a threesome. Had you noticed, y’know, how your sex life had been kinda nothing lately yeah well maybe that’d spice it up since the 50 Shades bullshit was getting you nowhere right – you looked sideways at him. Seth recoiled, petrified. Darling, baby, light of my fuckin’ life... but he already knew you were going to say no. As if you’d let him lay a finger on your girls.

    But the thing about Seth, for all his tragedy – he still had the ability to surprise you. He asked, “What if, y’know, I go first?” You looked at him, waiting for elaboration. “Y’know... get ol’ blind Mag over ‘ere... uh... do that first. Y’know what I’m sayin’? Will you at least, y’know... consider it?”

    Belly Cutter 2: NOT3. Chapter 3: You Might Think He Loves You for Your Money But I Know What He Really Loves You For... R18+.

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    10 days, 10 prompts; my ficlets for the 2018 Darcyland Crack Challenge. Variety of pairings and implausible themes ahoy!

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    Darcy is mistaken as Jane's maid on a trip to Asgard. Darcy, channeling her inner Alfred Pennyworth, runs with it.

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    Darcy tases Superman

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    Tony and Thor present Darcy with a brand new taser. The thing is, she wasn't aware she needed one...

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    When Steve is invited to drop the New Year's ball in Times Square, he gets more than he bargained for. A passionate on-air New Year's kiss shared with a prominent glam gay icon changes Steve's life forever, and may end up costing him the one person who means the most to him. But when one door closes, another one opens, and Steve may be looking at the opportunity of a lifetime, courtesy of a little reality show.

    In which Steve Rogers finds himself in the all the old familiar places, Tony Stark finds he can go home again with the right companions, and James "Bucky" Barnes finds himself looking to figure out his place in history. Pepper Potts and Natasha Romanoff discover the joys of having a real live doll. And Sam Wilson is the beacon of hope for everyone in Stark Tower.

    24Mar18 - Chapter 17, Can't Let You Go, is posted!!!!!

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    The human brain is fickle. Once damaged, it's never the same. Everything changes.

    Or...

    Fitz didn't go from being barely alive in a coma to walking and -mostly- talking. There were months in between where the whole team rallied around him as he tried to get back to some state resembling normal.

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