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    Darcy has a habit of making questionable decisions, but when she's offered a job that she'll actually be paid for -- and by the Avengers, no less -- she accepts without hesitation, hoping to advance her career and maybe be taken a bit more seriously too. But she didn't realise the job consists of basically being a glorified 'babysitter' (or Mischief-Minder) to Loki, who has returned to Earth with his big brother.

    Needless to say, neither of them are too impressed by the situation, especially Loki, who's virtually under house-arrest and now at the mercy of a taser-happy intern.

    Then the most unexpected thing happens.
    The pair actually start to get along, after they are thrown together with only each other for company.

    This is set after Thor: Ragnarok but in an AU (we're just going to forget about all that Infinity War unpleasantness for now!)

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    PATIENT NAME: Redhead Schmidt-Huohvanainen.
    DATE OF BIRTH: 12.7.2029.
    PRESENTING PROBLEM: Danger to other inmates and to self, tends to bite others, doesn´t speak at all to others, tends to eat raw meat brutally
    DIAGNOSIS: Mental illness, aggression, heart problems.
    DOCTOR`S NOTES: Patient has been extremely bloodthirsty, we have been forced to keep him isolated, he has tried use his abilities and elements to attack and escape but he has failed, has attacked to other inmates without reason.
    -Signed, Joan Leland.

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    Seth asked if any of your girlfriends were bisexual. You shrugged. If they were... his fingers walked up your arm, wheedling – maybe you could have a threesome. Had you noticed, y’know, how your sex life had been kinda nothing lately yeah well maybe that’d spice it up since the 50 Shades bullshit was getting you nowhere right – you looked sideways at him. Seth recoiled, petrified. Darling, baby, light of my fuckin’ life... but he already knew you were going to say no. As if you’d let him lay a finger on your girls.

    But the thing about Seth, for all his tragedy – he still had the ability to surprise you. He asked, “What if, y’know, I go first?” You looked at him, waiting for elaboration. “Y’know... get ol’ blind Mag over ‘ere... uh... do that first. Y’know what I’m sayin’? Will you at least, y’know... consider it?”

    Belly Cutter 2: NOT3. Chapter 4: ... It's Your Brand New Leopard Skin Pillbox Hat. R18+.

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    31 whump prompts in 31 days, all centring around Bucky Barnes and/or Darcy Lewis.

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    Eamonn and Meister accidentally end up in Oz, and Ozma tries taking away Meister’s memory to make the Lion of Oz suffer for it.
    What she didn’t expect was Meister having a chance to remember Eamonn, despite her efforts to remove all memories of him.

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    Loki gets sent to Avengers tower so he won't get into mischief. Problem is, Darcy makes it her mission to get him to notice her. Things ensue.

    (Also, fair warning, there is an implied suspicion of rape at one point, as well as some violence. Not in the first chapter though.)

    I will try and update fairly regularly. I'm posting one chapter at a time, and if there's interest, I'll post more! :)

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    Alternate version of the scene where Wilkes kidnaps Neal in ‘Front Man (E13 S1)

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    A few paragraphs of different ideas I have that ( I don't believe ) are long enough ( IMO ) to be stories or full chapters .

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    When Stan and Craig are kidnapped in the middle of the night, they wake up in the middle of a movie set and are forced to be the stars of a gay porn movie. Their kidnapper, known only as The Director, forces them to have sex with each other so it can be filmed and sold on the internet.

    As if that's not bad enough, if this spreads around the school, Tweek and Wendy may find out about it and break up with them! Sick with shame, Stan and Craig's only option is to find out who The Director really is without getting electrocuted in the process!

    How will the two of them ever make it through this?

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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    **Sequel To Stowaway**
    Killian has finally found his redemption, and a new love in his girlfriend Jordan in Storybrooke, Jordan lets him be whoever he wants to be, she doesn't care about his past and loves his light side and his dark side equally. Everything is ship shape for Captain Killian Jones.
    Enter his menacing, Revenge thirsty son Benjamin who wants nothing more than to destroy any hope of a happy ending for his father threatening to tell Jordan and everyone else the kind of man his father truly is. Killian begins to have trouble as his past begins to haunt his dreams once again, and he begins to act out his dreams.
    Jordan admires Killian's darker side, and often encourages him to let it out every now and then, but how dark is too dark for her?
    On top of all that, Killian begins to realize that he knows next to nothing about who the woman he loves really is.

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    Pretty much what it says on the tin: A collection of deliciously gory, deranged, and horrific prompts for October.

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    This is a prequel to “The Aftermath” enjoy.

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    Tony sees Steve listening to one of his old vinyls and catches on to the nostalgia the soldier is drowning himself into.

    Tony being Tony calls in a meeting with the Avengers and the extended family to tell the amazing idea he had: create Steve a playlist of their favorite songs to help with his adaptation.

    Each chapter has a different song.

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    *Spoilers for Thor: the Dark World.*

    During the fight with Malekith, Darcy and Ian are zapped away to Svartalfheim after Jane accidentally hits them instead of the elves with her device. Ian manages to get back to Midgard, but she finds herself hopelessly trapped there alone. Until a supposedly-deceased God shows up and turns out to be her only hope of getting home.

    Now, the question is, will she make it home in one piece?

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    Darcy shows Bucky FMAB and he gets a whole lot more feelings than he bargained for, including for her.

    In honor of 3 Oct

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    Surviving meant a therapist. Surviving meant sometimes eating nothing but carbs and black coffee.

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    Gavin tases Connor to prove that androids can feel pain. It backfires.

    (In a horny way.)

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    Gavin means to assault his commanding officer; accidentally gives him a good time

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    A collection of one shots from MCU. If you have any requests please send them to me. I've just started with soulmate AUs.

     

    Darcy/Jessica Jones one shot is here! chapter 9
    Daisy/Thor in chapter 10, I have made some edits. Aug 18

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