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    Darcy wanted simple things in life. To do her job well. Look after Jane. She didn't like complications. She didn't have time for them. Unfortunately, the complications didn't get that memo. Now she needed to decide if Tony (Beep) Stark was a complication or the source of them.
    Basically a snark fest all the way.

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    60/?
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    Set after the Avengers movie. In a sheer moment (Or you know the time span of a couple of weeks) of desperation; Jane builds an arched doorway thing in the name of science! to try to bring Thor back. In the effort to destroy it, Darcy ends up being sucked in after accidentally doing something right - who knew? She ends up getting transported a thousand years into the future, stranded on a desert planet and just days before her heat. All she wants is some water, cake, a massive amount of pillows to make a nest and to lick the man that invokes such wayward thoughts within her... And dying sure as hell isn't on that list. Yes, it DOES need to be said... Who knew?

    Riddick had long suspected his mate to be long gone - with suspecting to be the last of his race and all. Little did he know was at his saving grace would come in the form of a curvaceous dark haired beauty that fell from a random wormhole, cursing darkly with a feisty personality and wielding a taser.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1218
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    Gamzee was a simple troll when he was young, all he wanted was to chill with his friends and slam a Faygo.
    When he was ten, reality struck him hard about the horns and showed him what's what.
    Family helped him down a rough road to sobriety, Feferi became the Empress, and he became the new Grand Highblood.
    Six sweeps later, Gamzee's younger self may as well be dead for all they share in common.
    He is no longer naive or carefree; trying to change the beliefs of his family so they can be free was a heavy burden to carry.
    Lately all he's been doing is bringing trolls old enough to Feferi so she can show them what's what.
    Gamzee is a simple troll now that he's older, all he wants is trolls to be happy and his family to be safe.
    When Aradia suggests that he see Feferi address the young trolls, he doesn't think much about it.
    When he sees it, he thinks maybe reality has another schoolfed up and ready for him.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    69
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Darcy Lewis is a contradictory force created from cleverness, a lack of hesitation, shitty humor, and a partially problematic love for kitschy crafts. She was somewhat lost on her long road of life, like any chaotic force scrambling to find an outlet, and tried to pick something for a college major so she could get her life going in some sensible direction. Her mother always did say that plans saved lives, Darcy recalls, as if the sixty-five year old housewife was the reincarnation of Captain America and that wholesome, outdated propaganda would somehow persuade her into becoming a functional person.

    Of course, even the best laid plans often go awry, and it’s no different for Darcy. Norse gods are real, SHIELD is surprisingly intimidated by her computer skills, cyborgs are extremely depressing creatures, and the path to discovering herself is littered with dangerous obstacles.

    (In which sexuality and gender are hard to figure out, real people make a lot of mistakes, and being friends with troubled superheroes isn’t all it’s cracked up to be)

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    2,940
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    21
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    33
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    Night 3 ...in which Little Red Riding Hood kicks the Big Bad Wolves’ asses like a boss.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    53
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    157
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1336
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    Step into the world of Lincoln as he is an unlikely participant in a harem. See as his sisters, his mother, his classmates, his teachers, and those around him who crush on the white-haired child go at whatever lengths to capture his heart. Rather if he wants it or not. Alas, it is why they are called random moments. This series is taken from the Anthology of the Loud House.

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    Chapters:
    32/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    5994
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    On the morning of June 3rd, two very different headlines appear on two very different newspapers for two very different audiences:

    The Daily Prophet
    Calamity Strikes Again! Death Eater Attacks Helpless Muggles

    The Telegraph
    Man in Darth Vader Cosplay Enters Shop, Destroys Lamp

     

    In which a Death Eater gets his ass kicked by a muggle and a little old lady, wizards are stupid, muggles aren't, and Rosa has the best girlfriend ever

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    71
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    Tony sees Steve listening to one of his old vinyls and catches on to the nostalgia the soldier is drowning himself into.

    Tony being Tony calls in a meeting with the Avengers and the extended family to tell the amazing idea he had: create Steve a playlist of their favorite songs to help with his adaptation.

    Each chapter has a different song.

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    Chapters:
    12/47
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    29
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
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    Georgiana Lewis never thought that she would meet a Norse god, much less be the soulmate of one. Nor did she her think that her sister would be the soulmate of an agent at some equipment stealing FBI type "company" called S.H.I.E.L.D.. But hey, who ever said life was easy?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1622
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    Pretty much what it says on the tin. Darcy always wondered why Tony didn't let her have the arc-reactor powered prototype taser. This is exactly why.

    *A series of 1000ish word drabbles and snippets of Darcy and Clark, their friendship and relationship.*

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    4,273
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1152
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    Sky High AU: The Four are children of super villains trying to make it through high school and become as great (if not better) super villains than their parents.

    Mal wants to prove to her mother that she can be as good, or even better than her mother. She also wants to rule the world by her mother's side. World domination here she comes!

    Evie wants to land a rich boy so she can afford a great lawyer for her mother. She also wants to seek revenge on her older half-sister.

    Jay wants to have fun and not just steal things for Jafar all the time. He also wants to get his father's super suit out of that dusty museum and use it for himself.

    And Carlos? He just wants superpowers and to make it out of high school alive. He's glad to be part of their plans at all.

    Unfortunately silly things like crushes, rivalries, grades, and schoolwork keep interfering with their plans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    75,264
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    389
    Bookmarks:
    66
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    8550
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    She was always shy, then she met him.
    A little one shot about genderbent human pikachu with a bit of Ash at the end!

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    English
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    422
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    6
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    52
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    Loki likes Darcy's taser. I mean, he really, really likes Darcy's taser.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    91
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    1609
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    Loki is in prison following his battle with the god he once called brother.

    Darcy Lewis is struggling to help a friend return to her lost love.

    Neither of them has ever seen color, until now.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    48
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    Michael and his trusty taser.

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    English
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    2,930
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    43
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    274
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    Poe Dameron is an investigative journalist working to expose the sinister truth about Sovereign Mercy Hill, a religious fundamentalist camp for "troubled" teens. Finn is a young adult who's trapped in the cult-like camp and wants to escape. Rey is a hobo who lives in the woods nearby. Together, they shine a light on the evil organization and get it shut down for good.

    Language:
    English
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    4,737
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    346
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    A spectre-fix it, where Q reminds James how much they love each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    415
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    28
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    760
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    Arthur isn't crazy, even though there's a bet that says he will have eventually become crazy after working with Cobb for so long. Arthur is hearing a voice (accented and charming, which pronounces the point man's name with such fondness it makes Arthur want to blush a little) narrate his actions as he kicks ass in dreamshare.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,513
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    2384
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    Of all the things Lila expected to come home to, Chat Noir watering her fichus was not one of them.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    340
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    Set in an AU where Samaritan never existed: Shaw has been going out of her way to avoid Root since telling her she can't be with her. However she misses the pain only Root can provide and tonight she can't bring herself to stay away.

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    English
    Words:
    2,717
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1076

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