10 Works in Tars Tarkas

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    Seeing me hesitate, the woman advanced. I saw the golden-haired handmaiden Doreah leap forward from behind her and snake her arm around the woman’s upper chest. My opponent arched her back and her eyes became very wide. Doreah whispered “I’m sorry,” and released her.

    The hilt of the steel whip rolled out of her fingers. She slowly sank to her knees and looked up at me. She was beautiful, and I fancied that in other circumstances we would have been friends, perhaps even lovers. But instead she would now die.

    “Tell John Carter,” she whispered, “tell my beloved husband that my final thoughts were of him, my final regret the child I could not give him. Tell him that I died recalling my love for him. Before you kill me, Dejah Thoris, promise me this.”

    She had received orgasm from my husband, a gift he had denied to me.

    “I will tell him nothing,” I said, and drove my sword through her heart.
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    John Carter and Dejah Thoris of the Burroughs novels are mis-directed to the world of Game of Thrones, fulfilling two separate prophecies. Carter is a Confederate officer; his ideas might be considered unenlightened. Dejah is very good at killing people, but she feels bad about it.

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    The sun crested the distant cliffs across the vast expanse of sand and dirt in front of them, and in a blink the purple of the Barsoomian night was chased away by brilliant daggers of sunlight. Dejah whooped and shouted “It is three days’ ride— follow me!”

    John Carter does not know much about Barsoom, Tharks, Helium or the struggles of red men. During the three days' ride to the river Iss, and then Helium, he learns.

    Or: John Carter's Crash Course in Socio-Politic Relations Between Barsoom's Major Sentient Races: A Gonzo Ethnography.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    Tars has a moment of story telling for his friend's son.

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    300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    14
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    1
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    41
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    Jessie Carter was watching her favorite movie one night when she's randomly sucked into it. Things only get stranger when John Carter says she's his younger sister. What's a girl to do? Help her new bro and have the adventure of a lifetime! Though things get complicated with a certain Thark leader and the Therns running around. Will she be able to survive Barsoom?

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    34,248
    Chapters:
    21/21
    Comments:
    6
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    888
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    After the fall from the tower, Buffy is called where she is needed...Barsoom.

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    1/1
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    2
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    16
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    2
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    The first part of Gods of Mars from Tars Tarkas's POV.

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    115
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    1/1
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    12
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    Queen La, the lonely. High Priestess La, the empty. All she asked for was a companion to share her burden. A non-monkey burden. The Leopard priests brought her a slightly bruised daughter. Queen La, the lonely, wasn’t quite so lonely now that she had her lost princess.

    Princess Ja of Opar wore for a crown that which she had killed with her own hand, because nobody hurts Mummy and gets away with it.

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    English
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    1,765
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1982
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    As the Regent of the Helium Royal Academy of Science and a Princess of Helium besides, Dejah Thoris understands the importance of rules and order. And the breaking of same.

    Language:
    English
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    8,387
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    2
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    62
    Bookmarks:
    21
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    3181
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    Touch the sky. Basically the whole movie in three and a half minutes, set to Nicki Minaj.

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    3
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    Tars Tarkas looks at the evolution of his heart

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    387

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