1 - 20 of 24 Works in Taako (The Adventure Zone) & Everyone

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Taako gets into a little pickle, but it's nothing he can't handle. He'll be back on the ship in no time

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    54
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Lup’s died before. Obviously. Gods, he’s watched her die before; watched from the ship as she battled their unbeatable pursuer to the bitter end. Lup is bold and reckless, and Taako’s good out here.

    This shouldn’t feel different. It shouldn’t.

    So why does it?

    He knows the answer. It sits heavy and cold in his stomach.

    He’s alone. He’s going to be alone. For months.

    It feels real, this time. More real than it ever was, back when she’d collapse to the ground a mile below them only to materialize, fully intact, mere seconds later. It’s real.

    Lup is dead.

    (Or: Taako makes elderflower macarons for Lup every year for their birthday. She’s not always there to receive them.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    126
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Taako makes an amazing Cake... Or at least he's planning on making an Amazing cake. Unfortunatly it's for his estranged ex-boss and former crewmate slash little sister from another mister's party.
    Who'd have thought a birthday would be such a conundrum, or be so complicated for a chef.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,947
    Chapters:
    12/17
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    696
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Taako’s knows people are worried about him. Hi, hello, yeah, he’s not an idiot, even if he plays one on TV, and he knows what the looks on his family’s faces mean. He knows what it means when Magnus’ eyebrows furrow like that, when Merle keeps glancing at him out of the corner of his eye. He knows what it means when Davenport reaches up to squeeze his shoulder, when Barry goes out of his way to ask a million questions. He knows what it means when Lucretia stares at him like that. He knows what it means when Lup—

    They’re concerned, yeah, but they shouldn’t be, is the thing. This—the whole ‘no magic’ thing, the takeout, the snapping—isn’t, like, a silent cry for help. Taako’s good. It’s just business, honestly. Quitting magic widens his appeal to non-spell casting audiences. He’s at work too much to cook as often. People are frustrating. There are plenty of perfectly reasonable explanations for all of this that don’t require people to look at him like he’s one of Paloma’s prophecies, about to shatter at any moment.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,534
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    312
  5. Tags
    Summary

    The night after the Day of Story and Song, Taako cried.

    He couldn’t remember the last time he’d done that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,035
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    503
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Lup had been right. Lup was usually right- not that Taako would admit it, because fuck being the bigger person- but Lup had been totally right this time. They were going to have to move.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,585
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    787
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Taako cooks for seven.

     

    (or: a study of cooking and family throughout the adventure zone: balance)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    414
  8. Tags
    Summary

    "What could have hurt you so bad that you don't expect your own family to love you?"
    OR
    Taako hasn't asked for help since he forgot he had anyone to help him. Lup wants to know what hurt him so bad that he doesn't expect his own family to care for him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    979
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    800
  9. Tags
    Summary

    You don’t know where you are.

    It’s shining and silver and there are stars, there are so many stars above you, and somewhere, somewhere, someone is speaking. Speaking to you.

    And then the voice is gone.
     

    (Welcome to the TAZ dumping ground, your ficlet collection for the modren era. Join me as I take my endless Feelings about a fucking DnD comedy podcast and turn them alchemy-like into shitty drabbles about all our favourite fantasy dumbasses. Updates whenever. Summary blurb pertains to newest chapter.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,350
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    431
  10. Tags
    Summary

    He's great.

    He's Taako, y'know, from TV, and everything is just fucking dandy .

    Yes sirree bob.

    Don't even worry about it.

    And he’s good, he’s fine, everything is peachy-fucking-keen until he throws a kid off a train.

     

    (Or, The One Where Taako Relearns What It Means to Have A Family)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,471
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    307
    Bookmarks:
    51
    Hits:
    1,519
  11. Tags
    Summary

    It’s Candlenights. Taako has a house. Taako has a boyfriend. Taako is happy?

    It’s Candlenights and something, someone almost shatters.

    It’s Candlenights and it feels suddenly like the one chance to be together again before they’re all finally truly apart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,922
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1,603
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Taako spent New Year’s Eve draped across a sofa, a glass of champagne in one hand and a potsticker in the other.

    It was late but not yet the new year, and the house was…

    Comfortable.

    It was loud, and warm, and bright.

    It was something Taako hadn’t known he was missing, something he never thought he’d have again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    805
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    395
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Taako laughed, just a little, and rolled off of Kravitz and onto his own (mostly decorative, at this point) pillow. His hand found Kravitz’s under the blankets. “Not necessary, Ghost Rider,” he said, leaning over and kissing Kravitz’s cheek. “Wanna help me make some breakfast? Gods know I’m gonna need some food to get me through today.”

    It was the first night of Candlenights, and later in the day they would loading up with gifts and games and snacks and traveling to Magnus’ house for the apparently Traditional IPRE Candlenights Get-Together.

    (Kravitz had asked if it was actually ‘traditional’ or just their tradition, and Taako had smiled and said, “What’s the difference?”)

     

    Can Be Read Alone

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,729
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    914
  14. Tags
    Summary

    The funeral of one of the birds should have more attendants than this, some part of Taako thinks. But Magnus hadn’t wanted that, of course; he’d told Taako as much decades ago, just a few years after the Day of Story and Song. Taako had laughed then, told him he’d regret it when there weren’t any adoring fans weeping and tossing flowers into his grave. Taako isn’t laughing now, here in this clearing with the body that used to be his friend.

    (What comes after the end.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,317
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    737
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Taako is…

    Taako is fucking tired.

    He—look, he hadn’t even wanted there to be final exams at Taako’s Amazing School of Magick, but apparently just having kids duel each other for grades was, like, bad form or whatever. So here the fuck he is, three days before Candlenights, still at fucking work, grading fucking—grading research projects and semester tests and what-the-fuck-ever at—fuck—half past midnight.

    So. Two days before Candlenights, actually.

    Whatever. Who cares. Point is, he’s doing some teacher bullshit after midnight, when he should be at home in the arms of his loving boyfriend, in bed, asleep.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    981
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    644
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Troubled kids Taako and Lup are sent to a foster home in West Virginia under the care of Merle Highchurch. They aren't excited. But Merle and his other two foster kids - Magnus and Angus - are determined to help these kids, and give them a place to call home.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    79,201
    Chapters:
    28/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    1,222
    Kudos:
    1,220
    Bookmarks:
    200
    Hits:
    16,278
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Taako had a twenty-seven-year-long record of dealing with the shit his life threw at him. He could handled the apocalypse, why not? Hell, he was thriving.

    Until they planned to leave their safehouse. Until they planned to row down the river into certain death, with two kids in tow. Until everyone decided to risk everything for an imaginary promised land.

    Until he had to leave his sister behind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,508
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    114
  18. Tags
    Summary

    What does sacrifice mean to someone who can't remember what he's lost? Bit by bit, Taako is figuring it out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    198
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,168
  19. Tags
    Summary

    No need to worry, is there. It’s stylish, naturally. He feels great, actually making a point to turn and twirl and admire how naturally they fit together, Elf and Weird Magic Belt Thingy. “You know, guys,” he muses casually, “this thing actually super complements my whole aesthetic! What d’you think, huh? Too granola?”

    “Aw, shit,” Magnus says eloquently.

    Well, that’s rude.

    (AU where Taako succumbs to the Thrall of the Gaia Sash, just 'cuz. It was right there.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,935
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    608
  20. Tags
    Summary

    One hundred fics for one hundred cycles (Taako-centric).

    (Technically for the fanfic100, I guess. WOO.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    129

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation