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    Taako and Kravitz are getting married. Except, well, there’s a little bit of a wrinkle. A tiny hiccup. The planar system’s smallest monkey wrench.

    The thing is, the whole “alive/dead” thing is kind of a problem vis a vis ancient death rules. To beat the system, the Raven Queen’s got a fetch quest that’s a little more complicated than your usual wedding “something old, something blue” and a little more urgent than your standard save the date. Good thing Tres Horny Boys have a whole year of relevant job experience in finding things, because Taako, and everyone else for that matter, has his work cut out for him well before any wedding cake’s getting cut.

    Turns out getting married is a little more complicated when your relationship is less “Til Death Do Us Part” and more “At Death Do We Start.”

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    When a food truck steals his favorite parking space and disrupts his everyday office hours, Kravitz eventually takes it into his own hands to deal with the situation. One petty theft and fumbled meetings later, Kravitz finds himself with a budding rivalry between himself and the weirdly charming owner of the food truck, Taako - and between avoiding Barry's offers of dinner with his wifes brother and finding himself suddenly a pawn in a revenge game, Kravitz finds himself in a very, very frustrating situation.

    Also, his car wont stop smelling like onion rings.

    He doesnt even like onion rings.

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    Things had been going pretty damn good for Taako in the romance department lately. He had a new very sweet and very hot boyfriend that actually made him want to like, put an effort in and junk. Kravitz was kind of amazing, and Taako wasn't sure how he got so lucky. There was only one problem.

    As far as he could tell, his family fucking hated Kravitz. So as far as his family knew, Taako was currently single and definitely not seeing anyone.

    Not an ideal solution, but one that worked well enough for now. Or at least, it was before Lup and the rest of their ragtag group of misfits decided to go on a long road trip for the summer. Hiding a boyfriend was considerably harder when trapped in an RV with seven other people for two and a half weeks.

    It was even harder when trying to bring said boyfriend along for the ride.

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    The Seven Birds are a gang of honorable outlaws, Kravitz is a bounty hunter hot on their trail, and Taako probably shouldn't be flirting with the person who's trying to turn them in, should he?

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    As far as first dates go, theirs had gone pretty well. (Barring all of the bargaining for the souls of innocent townspeople and rogue umbrastaff hijinks, of course.) Their second date had gone well too, even if Taako was pretty convinced orchestras were for nerds. (He still thinks they’re for nerds, even if the way Kravitz’ face lights up when he talks about them is unfairly cute.)

    A third date is the logical conclusion, so they settle on a time and place before parting ways. However, when Kravitz makes his way over to pick up Taako, he finds him in pajamas, watching movies with the Bureau of Balance’s youngest member and resident detective. Instead of rescheduling, Taako invites him inside. It wasn’t how he planned to spend his night, but eating far too much chocolate-covered popcorn in the company of a charming elf wizard and the moon’s littlest detective isn’t the worst thing Kravitz could think of.

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    Kravitz had dealt with many liches and other undead abominations in his time, and at the core they were all the same. Even those that turned themselves with good intentions eventually succumbed to darkness. He'd been a reaper for a long, long time, and there had never been an exception to that, not with liches.

    And yet he was still here, talking to this lich and finding himself wanting to make a deal. Wanting to make an exception.

    There was something about Taako that was different, and he wanted to help.

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    For day 3 of 2taakitz2week.

    When you first found your soulmate you "fledged". Your wings grew, and they could only be hidden again when you and your soulmate met for a second time.

    Everyone Taako knew had their wings. In this world, what sort of self-respecting wizard needed to waste a spell slot to feather fall?

    & part 2; Merle's wings caused more problems than they solved.
    & part 3; (because I just can't leave this alone) Lup was too stubborn to let wings get in the way of anything.
    & part 4; Davenport had to remain professional.

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    Travelling show/ circus AU - with inspiration from Greatest Showman (don't need to have seen to read)

    Ten years ago a group of strangers and misfits with gaps in their memory banded together to create a travelling show with the help of a secret investor. Now, their little venture has grown to have a huge following as the greatest show in Faerun.

    Even reapers need time away once in a while, and Kravitz is quite sure that his Goddess placed his newly mortal self in the path of the plane's most famous travelling show to give him chance to pursue his old dream of being a conductor. It's all too easy to be swept up by the wonder of the show and its performers, especially a certain elf, but behind the scenes not everything is as it seems. The performers have secrets, with some more sinister than others. Without his reaper abilities, Kravitz has no choice but to go it alone without the whispers of his Goddess to guide him.

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    Sail away with me/"I have a confession to make"

    Taako and Kravitz are taking a vacation in the astral plane via boat, but taako wants to make a quick detour to visit someone he misses.

    title is from Tranquil by Go! Child!

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    People repeat, sometimes, through the cycles
    Day 7 of Taakitz Week!

     

    (title from "World Without You" by Hudson Taylor)

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    Taako said he went out to get groceries. He did not get groceries. He did something waaaaaay more important, my dude.

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    Taako proposes, Kravitz gives the ring. This was a spur of the moment type of thing.

    title comes from "closer" by Teagan and Sara

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    Taako knows two things. One, his sister's neighbour is unfairly hot. Two, he is definitely not a vampire.

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    the Unknown is no place for children, but Taako and Kravitz find themselves there nonetheless
    Day 5 of Taakitz Week!

     

    (title from Over the Garden Wall Main Theme)

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    When Taako and Ren are running the newest hot TV show, the Great Faerun Bake Off, there's plenty of room for things to go wrong. But there's also plenty of room for things to go very, very right.

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    Kravitz meets the prettiest person he's ever met at the school bake sale, but he happens to be one of his students parents

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    Neither Taako nor Kravitz know their birthday. Taako’s was simply never recorded, while Kravitz’s was lost to the millennia.

    It's time to change that.

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    Taako and Lup always go all out for Halloween, but where has Angus been all day and why isn't he helping out?

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    what happens when Taako forgets?
    Day 4 of Taakitz week!

     

    (title from "Travelin'" by Hudson Taylor)

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    Day 4 2taakitz2week

    Adventure Zone Dust AU.

    Taako was worried he would frighten his ex-human ghostly partner if he saw what Taako turned into at the full moon.

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