10 Works in TSA America: Level Orange

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    Dean thinks this is going to be a cake walk. She’ll do a loose pat down, not even feeling the knife and he’ll be on his way. “Male assist!” She yells out. “What-“ Dean sees an older man in his late 30’s, maybe older 40’s walk over. “Sir, can you please lift your arms?” The agent says to Dean. He lifts his arms and the agent starts too pat around. Fuck, he’s so fucked right now. The agent stands behind him and skirts his hands around Deans waist to his belt buckle.

    “Woah,” Dean jerks a little at the touch. The agent, who has now walked back around to Deans front says, “Sir, I’m going to have to put two fingers down below your pants and underwear. Please don’t be alarmed.” Dean’s eyes go wide, “No way man. You’re not putting your fingers anywhere…in me. On me.” The agent sighs. “Private pat down!” Dean looks confused and then the agent walks towards a doorway and gestures for Dean to follow him.

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    Seth doesn't live in the kind of world where he can just want things. Hope for things.

    A surreal encounter turns that world upside down.

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    Lauderdale was a bust but other things might not be.

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    {Destiel TSA: America: Level Orange - "Just Relax" spoof} [one-shot] TSA AU Dean is afraid of flying (ofc) Dean is the blonde and ofc Cas is Misha

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    Duke TOTALLY misses his flight.

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    Fan edit of Misha's "TSA America: Level Orange" short to put a more familiar face in the picture.

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    Otherwise known as "that time Misha found out that a fake baby bump isn't the only thing Danneel knows how to strap on."

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    Officer Franklin pulls aside a nervous woman from the security line for a private screening, and offers her a much-needed distraction from her stress using his words, his eyes, and his gentle touch. If only every airport security agent treated passengers like this!

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    Cas has a job to do

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    Fic for the Misha Collins TSA America: Level Orange short, "Just Relax" -- this is dedicated to all the Mishamigos in the StageIt chatroom.

     

    Zach still doesn't quite know what to make of his patdown at the TSA checkpoint. He's not having a big ol' gay panic or anything, 'cause he ain't into that. He couldn't even watch Brokeback Mountain, even though his brother had insisted he'd just love it.

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    Bookmarks:
    32
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