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    Linhardt booked it for the door. Caspar was only a few steps behind him at first but Linhardt’s longer legs outpaced him quickly as he headed towards the dormitories and up to the second floor. If Sylvain was watching he’d probably think he’d been right all along as soon as he saw that Linhardt was heading for Caspar’s room, but Linhardt couldn’t bring himself to care. He made it to the dorm and flung open the door and went to the ground so he could crawl under Caspar’s bed. Goddess, he wanted to curl up and die.

    “Lin? You okay?”

    “No,” Linhardt responded, shaky. Why didn’t people get it? “He thinks I need what he has,” the mage spat. “I don’t even want it.”

    ----

    Why couldn't people understand that Linhardt and Caspar were happy with things just the way they were?

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    Dedue has left his position as Dimitri's retainer and aide in order to rebuild Duscur. Standing in the meager rebuild, he can see that he has a long way to go before Duscur is anything more than a memory of death.

    But a visit from Sylvain starts to set things in motion. And he keeps coming back, again, and again, and again.

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    Felix and Sylvain reunite at the Officer’s academy at Garreg Mach. Sylvain wants to be best friends again, and as much as he denies it, Felix does too. But they've both changed, and Felix can't risk being undone by Sylvain's self-destructive personality. Not after losing their closeness once already.

    -or-

    Two dumb idiots don’t realize what they’re feeling is love, and are stuck dealing with long monologues in their minds.

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    An otherwise unassuming girl catches the eye of Sylvain. As she heads to choir practice, he claims he will sing praises to her as he would the goddess. Turns out he can't sing, but Wren finds him endearing anyway and hopes to get to know him despite the womanizing reputation. For once, someone sees right through Sylvain and he's not quite sure how to handle that.

    Chapter 19 Excerpt:
    “It’s going to be alright, Sylvain. I won’t let them hurt you,” Wren quietly said, hoping to soothe him.
    He narrowed his eyes, not looking at her. “You don’t need to. This is just a battle. Against my friends. Perfectly normal. They hate my guts. It’ll be fine.”

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    After Dimitri's coronation, Sylvain wakes up with a hazy head and a foggy memory. As he tries to piece together the events of the previous night, he enlists the help of his friends... and realizes he may have done something he can't take back.

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    "Hm, I should have made a move on the Imperial princess before things got this far. It could have changed everything." - Sylvain Jose Gautier

    . . . .

    When Sylvain makes an off handed joke about the beloved Emperor of the United Empire of Fodlan, those in the room with him take even more offense than he assumed they would, leading the Prime Minister to get himself a little dirtied.

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    Sylvain has always been known to be reckless. Not even going through the war could stop him from being careless towards combat out in the fields. After an easily avoidable incident, Sylvain went into a coma for several weeks. On the day he finally wakes up, he's just as obnoxious and bright as ever. But after catching a glance of an unfamiliar frowning individual in the room, he can't help but ask just who this person was.

    Post-Blue Lions Route in which Sylvain gets temporary amnesia and can't recall any memories of Felix.

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    Sylvain realizes that angry sex is amazing and so he starts instigating fights to make it happen.

    (or, self-destructive relationship choices based on mind-blowing sex)

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    Sylvain discovers he's in love with the girl that has slowly become one of his closest friends. Ferdinand realizes that he has feelings for one of his closest allies. The only issue is that the two of them think they're in love with the same girl.

    (All original characters are part of the Iris Serpent OC group. Juliette belongs to me, and Lilac belongs to @gigiometry.)

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    Sylvain would really like to read Bernie's latest chapter, but she wants him to do her a favor first. Sylvain, always the gentleman, agrees.

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    If Sylvain looked like he’d seen a ghost earlier, now he looked like he’d turned into one. “Okay, I’m definitely in danger, Ashe. You have to hide me.”
    “Why?” Ashe whispered.
    “Because I’m going to get my ass kicked all over the school if you don’t! Ingrid probably followed me like some sort of bloodhound, and now she’s here to chew me out, and I really don’t need that right now. Now help me hide!”

    Sylvain and Ashe (but mostly just Sylvain, really) learn about the consequences of eavesdropping.

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    Sylvain comes to Felix again, battered and drunk, after yet another night out.

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    It's not that Felix is self conscious about his distinct lack of...experience regarding bedroom activities. No, he most definitely is not. Especially not after hearing some minor lords gossiping about his husband's less than chaste past.

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    The one where Felix is on a mission to fuck Sylvain stupid but is absolutely terrible at communication. Oh and his husband somehow unwittingly keeps foiling him along the way.

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    Just when Sylvain begins to believe his new flower shop may have been a mistake, a visit from the local tattoo artist makes him rethink. Felix is the most gorgeous man he has ever seen, yet Sylvain realises Felix is hard to get.

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    "Come on Felix. Just think about it! When was the last time you had the chance to get all cuddly with His Majesty?

    *

    In which Sylvain tries for the umpteenth time to get his king and best friend together. It goes exactly according to plan, for once - but for reasons he wouldn't quite have expected.

    For Dimilix Week 2021.

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    “Sweater curse” (definition), aka. “curse of the love sweater”: A term used by knitters to describe the belief that if a knitter gives a sweater to a significant other, it will lead to the recipient breaking up with the knitter. In an alternative formulation of the myth, the relationship will end before the sweater is ever completed.

    Felix tries to knit Sylvain a sweater, despite the old wives’ tales about a curse.

    It takes him a while; ten years, to be exact.

    This is how it goes.

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    When Sylvain's car breaks down he finds himself at a cute little auto shop with an extremely intriguing pinup advertisement that he can't quite seem to shake. It only gets worse when he meets the model in person.

    (or sylvain falls in love with a pissy pinup grew a plot)

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    Sylvain Jose Gautier.

    The notorious skirtchaser.

    To the amusement of the Blue Lions, he'd even dare to make a move on you, when he's suffering a dry spell during your academy days.

    But does he really want to woo you or does he have something else on his mind?

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    Sylvain looked up to see Ingrid, standing in the doorway. Her eyes were trained on the probably dead man, sprawled between them like a blow-up lawn Santa that had started to deflate. Slowly, her gaze moved, pinning Sylvain in place. “Sylvain,” she whispered, her voice low and dangerous. “Did you just kill Santa?”

    Inspired by the 1994 movie "The Santa Clause," Sylvain's Christmas party takes sharp turn for the macabre when the actual Santa Claus slips off his roof and dies. Soon Sylvain finds himself roped into becoming the new Santa, Ingrid at his side, while their friends scramble to find them a way out.

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    In which Sylvain goes head empty and doesn't really think about how he should talk to Felix.

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