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    Despite being the pinnacle of moral perfection on earth, Felix has been condemned to Hell's Customer Service Department—forced to answer phones and file complaints for the rest of eternity.

    Maybe his hot new coworker can help him escape.

    Maybe he can just make things worse.

     

    **please note that despite the setting, this fic does NOT depict or describe any actual physical torture (apart from being very sweaty and Felix choking down a piña colada to be polite)**

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    "After more than 10 proposals, Dorothea finally relented and agreed to marry Sylvain."

    A look at the details of each proposal, from the elaborate to the impulsive, and what made Dorothea hesitate for so long. Mostly told from her perspective, with a little bit from Sylvain's to see what's going on in that head of his when he can't figure out why she would reject the notion of becoming his wife.

    Post-Blue Lions route, one where Dorothea joined their house prior to the war and remained on the Kingdom's side post-timeskip. Some side pairings and mentions in the story, but the focus remains on Dorothea and Sylvain's relationship. This was inspired by a comic that @kayisdreaming posted on their twitter- thank you so much for sharing your work, and for inspiring this fic. Go check them out!

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    There was a tug at Sylvain's heart when he looked at Ingrid. He had been going over that pull in a painfully, self-sabotaging spiral ever since. Because she was fine. He had spotted her walking toward him wearing the grin of victory that, although still visible, had slowly wavered into a tired shadow of a smile. She wasn’t limping, wasn’t bleeding, wasn’t missing any limbs. So why did his heart stop?

    Sylvain finds Ingrid sitting under a tree and wonders if it's possible for them to to escape the life of nobility, or if they'll be trapped in their roles forever.

     

    (Based on the song by Taylor Swift)

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    Rhea is creepy (what's new?), Azrael in the Black Eagles looks suspiciously similar to Byleth, Edelgard is chaos, Sylvain is a mess, and all the newest professor wants to do is teach the Blue Lions. But of course, nothing is ever that easy.

    “Don’t be strange, Claude,” Lorenz scolded. “You’ll scare her away.” He turned back to Byleth. “If you recall, Professor, I am the noblest noble you will ever feast your non-noble eyes on. Yes, indeed, I suppose a noble would say that I act very noble even if I weren’t noble, but that is ridiculous, because I am a noble. ”
    Dorothea made a gagging noise at him. “Who invited him?”
    Edelgard sighed. “Claude, please keep your classmates under control.”
    “Dorothea just gagged at him!”

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    He contemplates passing the article along to Dorothea, but she just left and surely doesn’t need the distraction. He decides to save it for when they’re in bed later, maybe. She always loves the stupid shit he shows her at the end of the day. He can tell by the way her eyes roll and her mouth twists in a ten-percent frustrated, twenty-percent affectionate, and seventy-percent ‘this is only amusing because I think you’re fit as hell and am also hopelessly in love with you’ kind of way.

    Hopelessly? he imagines her teasing. Projecting, much?

    Dorothea leaves Sylvain at a Cinnabon for fifteen minutes. He makes a drastic decision.
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    The Lion Maneuver was a formidable, last-ditch effort type scenario.

    Edelgard learned it from Hilda, who learned it from Annette, who learned it from Ingrid.

    Sylvain would fake-cry, Felix would puff up with fury, Claude would make the *other* guy cry, and nobody ever even finished the conversation with Hubert.

    But no one ever provoked it twice, and that was exactly how the good guys preferred it.

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    Es una verdad mundialmente reconocida que un hombre soltero, poseedor de un gran líbido, fantasea alguna vez con su mejor amiga.

    (o Sylvain deseando en silencio a Ingrid)

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    The flame haired Dark Knight is returning from battle, bone tired and weary when he sees a beautiful sight in the distance. The Dancer, illuminated by the moonlight, and dancing her most soul stirring best. His heart won't let him rest, longing for the home he has in the Dancer's arms.

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    This very boy standing in the doorframe, is someone he never hoped to see again. Someone he opened his heart to. Someone he… It takes all his strength not to start shaking at all sudden, trying to stay calm. He is no one. The past is the past and he doesn’t have to deal with him if he just ignores him. Which seems like a good plan, now to think about it. Just don’t look at him too much, don’t exchange any words, ignore him. It’s only that simple.

     

    Felix decided to change schools in order to graduate with pride, but unexpectedly meets someone again, he associated with the past.

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    Sylvain finds a long forgotten love letter written by Felix. He's not jealous – no way, they're married! … But who could it have been for?

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    Sylvain joined the Black Eagles for two big reasons, both connected to Professor. But the house also comes with several of the loveliest ladies of the monastery and he is ready and willing to put the moves on. Unfortunately for Sylvain, it seems they all hate him. No one else seems particularly fond of him either. Sylvain joins the Black Eagles and through interactions with his classmates learns some life lessons along the way.

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    Sylvain and Byleth’s first kiss had not gone how either of them wanted it to.

    When Sylvain starts avoiding her, Claude hatches a plan, and the results more than make up for his behavior.

    AKA this is shameless jealous smut that’s been in my head for weeks.

    I have no other excuses.

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    Sylvain's childhood had been a mess, and his future didn't look much brighter either. But when an emotionless new Professor makes him actually feel something for someone, he knows that he isn't prepared to let them go, no matter the cost.

    But can Byleth, blessed by the progenitor god, saviour of Fódlan, love him back? Can she win the war whilst dealing with her own twisted fate?

    And can his father shut up about grandchildren for one goddess darn minute?

    AM/VW cross route thingy, loosely follows both routes. Lots of Sylveth.

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    An otherwise unassuming girl catches the eye of Sylvain. As she heads to choir practice, he claims he will sing praises to her as he would the goddess. Turns out he can't sing, but Wren finds him endearing anyway and hopes to get to know him despite the womanizing reputation. For once, someone sees right through Sylvain and he's not quite sure how to handle that.

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    Sylvain stared as the beautiful notes came from her mouth. He felt a rush of...love? He wasn’t sure what to call it, but he suddenly felt very...alive. As if afraid that this moment wouldn’t last forever. It wouldn’t, no moments do, but this was one he would preserve in his memory for all time.

     

    Her sweet face as she sang. The way the skin around her eyes crinkled when she smiled. Her rosy cheeks and ruby lips. Sylvain mapped it all out. He reached for her hand and she took it as she still sang.

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    Entering the Officers’ Academy is a chance that most Crestless commoners can only dream of. So, when Edwige Mercier’s father manages to get her in, he makes it clear that she cannot fail. But studying with the Blue Lions could be more than a chance to finally be useful to her family and Edwige is determined to follow her dream of finally studying magic. Unfortunately for her, an annoying classmate and a string of increasingly disturbing events threaten her plans and reopen forgotten wounds.

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    Ingrid and Felix find Sylvain passed out at the local tavern, and on the walk home, Ingrid overhears something she clearly wasn't meant to hear.

    Or, Sylvain gets drunk and admits his feelings for Ingrid to the wrong person.

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    Felix is reminded of his first crush.

    Or Sylvain is a dramatic piece of garbage and is intent on ruining Felix's life.

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    Felix is distracted during training and Sylvain finds him and asks to hang out.

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    It was that time of the year when Summer hit Askr and half the students of the Officers Academy hit the beach. Ashe and Caspar competed in a fishing contest, Hilda and Leonie had a feud and Felix was dragged into the occasion. What activities and shenanigans are in store for these students of Garreg Mach?

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    Felix’s family is beautiful and he doesn’t know how it happened

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