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    A Collection of fluff and drabbles that pop in my head while working on larger pieces. Is a part of my lesbian triad AU but mostly focusing on smaller character moments and just playing around :)

    Got a request for a scene? Let me know!

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    8/?
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    16
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    24
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    1
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    Shameless porn involving knives, rope, candles and Sybil Ramkin being the beautiful top she is!
    Lesbian Sybil and Vetinari with nonbinary butch Vimes. There is aftercare, and preexisting consent and lots of talking because I am a sucker for it.
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    ‘Sam Vimes! I’d crush you to death!’

    ‘Oh, but what a way to go,’ Vetinari laughed, nudging Sam’s leg with her foot. Sam smirked, ‘Right? Write that down in your little file -’ They held up their hand as if placing each word in the air above ‘- “Sam Vimes, to die via smothering between Big Wife’s glorious thighs”.’

    Sybil blushed bright red, smacking her husband’s shoulder. Vetinari grinned, ‘Perfect, then I shall swoop in and marry your merry widow and all shall be as it should-’

    ‘Hang on!’ Sam pulled back, ‘That’s not a part of this!’

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    The death of his aunt doesn’t mean Lord Vetinari doesn’t have a family

    “Passing, I leave thee, lilac with heart-shaped leaves”

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    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    1
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    “It’s sensible of you to wear just one or two layers, instead of your usual five,” Vetinari said, glancing over at Vimes, who was drinking his lemonade as if his only goal in life was to be properly hydrated.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    26
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    1
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    188
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    “He thought we’d lost the dragons,” Sybil explained.

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    1/1
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    8
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    16
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    Lesbian polyam AU

    ‘You’ll keep walking,’ The shadow spoke without words, breath like rotting wood. It smelled like mould, of damp fabric and mud. ‘You’ll never stop walking. Even when it burns-’

    ‘Piss off,’ Vimes turned and walked on.

    Edit: Changed the title, as I wasn't feeling it.

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    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    5
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    8
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    It started with a hum in the air, the sense that something was ever so off-kilter. Sam Vimes was running out of breath and out of luck.

    He’d always known that it would come to this.

    Or: Sam Vimes travels to another leg of the Trousers of Time, Vetinari looks great in dresses and Sybil has a grand time.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    Lesbian polyam AU

     

    ‘I heard there was an incident at the docks,’ a soft voice spoke from the shadows, ‘I can always send someone to check on her.’

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    6
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    22
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    416
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    T'was the night before Hogswatch...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    266
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    The day was so hot that the sidewalks in Ankh-Morpork were melting the soles of every shoe they touched, stalls selling iced lemonade were thriving and everyone was trying to find a sliver of shade.

    In which Vimes suffers from heat exhaustion, drinks lemonade and gets the care that he needs.

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    116
    Bookmarks:
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    The Patrician is a smart man, a formidable man, who's definitely very serious and would never do something like get in a snowball fight with the esteemed Commander of the City Watch.

    Vimes knows this is a load of horseshit. He also knows that Vetinari is a bastard. He knows most of all that he wouldn't trade this for the world.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    397
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    Crappy language kink fic that wouldn't leave me alone

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    63
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    It is still difficult for Vimes to imagine why Vetinari wants him here, among all the fancy nobility and heads of guilds. He suspects that it gives Vetinari pleasure to see all of his pawns so splendidly arrayed to his own choosing, but Vimes doesn’t usually let himself come to this conclusion until he has a drink safely in his hand.

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    15
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    219
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    30
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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    1
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    Havelock Vetinari makes three mistakes.

    (luckily problem solving is a valuable skill in a city like this)

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    Chapters:
    1/3
    Comments:
    1
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    19
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    3
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    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1105
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    Vetinari finds himself burdened with some inconvenient emotions.

    ...Well, mostly just the one.

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    1/1
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    8
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    135
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    8
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    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
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    149
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    13
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    1330
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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

    Language:
    English
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    43
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    453
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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,967
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1770

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