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    It is still difficult for Vimes to imagine why Vetinari wants him here, among all the fancy nobility and heads of guilds. He suspects that it gives Vetinari pleasure to see all of his pawns so splendidly arrayed to his own choosing, but Vimes doesn’t usually let himself come to this conclusion until he has a drink safely in his hand.

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    “Good morning,” he said, “you are looking especially fresh and alert this morning.”
    “Sometimes, I wish I have never met you.” Sam sat up, trying to get rid of the water trickling from his hair into his eyes. “You make my life living hell.”
    Vetinari chuckled and put the now empty glass on the bedside table. “I dragged you out of the gutter, remember.”

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    Havelock Vetinari makes three mistakes.

    (luckily problem solving is a valuable skill in a city like this)

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    Vetinari finds himself burdened with some inconvenient emotions.

    ...Well, mostly just the one.

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    Vimes had not prepared himself for this. But now he was constantly aware of the fact that the only thing the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork wore underneath his robes was body glitter and socks. It was not helpful at all during important meetings.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    Just a very short, sappy snippet.

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    A collection of one-shots exploring the name, and the relationship behind it.

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    I said I don’t like this threesome, but for last fucking WEEKS I’ve been getting intrusive thoughts about them and honestly I give up. I ship them now. Another notp straight into otp. Fuck me.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

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    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

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    How the world turned after Night Watch. Hypothetically.

     

    Sequel to Pseudopolis by Resonant

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    "You know," Sybil commented mildly, "Rosie was asking me what it was like, to have the two most powerful men in Ankh-Morpork among my conquests."

    Sybil Vimes, Havelock Vetinari, and some mildly kinky flirting in his office.

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    [Oh lover, do not be less than a moth
    When would a lover avoid the flame?]
    Vimes asks how she can be so calm about it.

    She says it’s different, from the outside. Like watching a person gasp at clean air, wrapping clean cool release around singed, burnt skin. You once said that the Patrician reminded you of cool mechanics and ice.

    Vimes says, No do not remind me. I think I might have been wrong.

     

    /I cannot promise anything only that words are used to create sentences but whether or not *sense* is achieved I leave to the reader's discretion. Also, as Borges says, “Being with you and not being with you is the only way I have to measure time.”\

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    “But do you really hate me that much?” said Vetinari. If his voice had been deceptively light before, now it was as soft as a knife wrapped in satin. “Did it ever occur to you that you might get poisoned as well as me? You spent quite a bit of time here at the Palace, over that week.”

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