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    "It's late in the night, and the muppets have been on the road since the day before yesterday. They had just finished their state tour and were on their way back home and Dr. Teeth - being the only one currently with a driver's license - is just about ready to drop at the wheel. He spots a lighted building not far off and decides to pull in for the night, thinking the building is a hotel."

     

    The muppets are in need of some much deserved rest and stop at a seemingly empty house and are subjected to terror and mayhem by the building's inhabitants.

    Timeline: before covid (bc)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,687
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Hits:
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    Slow burn muppet fanfic?? Idk I watched the muppets (ya know , the one with walter my beloved):with my family an thought deadly and animal would be cute as a couple .

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    30
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    Started playing this game with a friend of mine where she gave me a ship and, no matter how crack-y, I'd have to write out some kind of story outline about the ship. I'm really big on rare pairs, so being able to go into all these ideas without putting all the time it would take to write the full thing out was a lot of fun. When I have a lot of fun writing something, I usually put it here, so if you're interested, please enjoy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,417
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    772
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    Falling to the ground ungracefully, Robin curled himself up in a ball and started to wail; his dad really didn't want him at all. He didn't even wanna talk to him, he thought he was a burden.

    In his mind, his parents got back together; he was still the light of both of their lives, his father still loved him and wanted him, and his mother wasn't sick. His dad never cheated on his mom, they never broke up. Wiping at his eyes, he tried to stop his tears from streaming down his felty face but couldn't.

    His dad didn't want him.

    The thought kept repeating in his mind like a coo-coo bird, screaming at the top of its little bird lungs.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    140
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    Bunsen has realised the true extent of his romantic feelings towards his friend (with benefits) and coworker Beaker. Valentine's Day is coming up and Bunsen wants to finally confess, one small problem; he's terrible at gift giving. He wants to get this right and 'woo' Beaker, so he decides to ask his muppet friends and colleagues for their advice, and they are as helpful as you'd expect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,157
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    313
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    The gang puts on Hamlet, and Piggy has some issues with her co-star.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    101
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    27
    Hits:
    93
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    R. W. Shipshape is now grown up and has become a teacher. But when a student needs some help in dealing with bullying and feeling more at home, RW finds he needs some assistance from an old mentor...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,949
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    71
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    Taken from my Wattpad (NOTE: THE CURRENT CHAPTERS SRE FROM 2018 SO IT WILL MOST LIKELY BE SHIT, BUT THE LEW AND LIPS CHAPTER WERE MADE NOT TO LONG AGO. I can't believe I even started continuing to write this lmao.
    This is one of my biggest crack fics I have written)

     

    Rowlf's an alcoholic
    Fozzie has depression
    Gonzo is in the hospital with a broken leg
    Scooter developed Anxiety
    Swedish chef has a eating disorder
    Lew is broken
    The electric mayhem are arguing
    Sam is not sure what his purpose is anymore
    Bunsen and Beaker are about to get married but beaker is having second thoughts
    Miss piggy is an adult film actress
    and Kermit doesn't seem like himself anymore

    It's up to the offed muppets from Jim Henson hour to help these tortured lives get back together

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,512
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    357
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    The Muppets are producing their latest adaptation of a beloved classic! (with varying success)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    80
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    Cherry and her friends get invited to revisit The Muppets who plan on doing a sequel after their comeback thanks to the help of the adventure team with the newest member of their Muppet Family: Walter. During the visit though, Kermit agrees to have a helper named Dominic Badguy along with his associates: Jacob and Darcy, who all seem a bit suspicious as they go on a world tour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,045
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Hits:
    58
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    Miss Piggy had broken up with Kermit, and left him a wreck. But he finds love in a new place: his IPhone.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,544
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    128
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    Hey fuckwasds I heard you wanted some fuckingpirn or something. So I wrote this one about the chef from the muppets. Pls enjoy or fuk off idc please give kudos n share wit friend thank you love me pls

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    668
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    174
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    The mysterious new owner of the Muppet Theater wants the actors playing roles out of their comfort zone, or face the possibility that the theater will close.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,514
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    332
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    Alanna from the Toronto Sun goes on a date with who she believes is the muppet of her dreams. But maybe her dreams aren't as perfect as they seemed.

    Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    995
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    83
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    The Doctor and Rose make a bet on a game of pool. Rose plays dirty.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,955
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2052
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    When Firecheeks Floyd and Zoot Runningmouth of the Hippen Groven Tribe go searching for their primitive percussionist one faithful night, neither of them expected to be saviours of their own prophesied saviour.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    401
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    Zoot is in charge of his sister's children during the weekend and everything runs (somewhat) smoothly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,842
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    392
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    Swedish Chef and Gordon Ramsay make a mess of the mise en place while stoking the flames of their lust.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    495
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    2473
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    Hannibal vs the Swedish chef.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    182
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    484
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    It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to introduce these random guest stars because the original act bailed on us!

    For some strange reason, during their three-year trip on the Meteor, the residents of said Meteor were transported to the location of the Muppet Theater on the night of the show. And it just so happens that the original guest star bailed so now the said residents are forced to work in the show.

    Featuring our special guest stars Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope and Karkat Vantas as they face the Swedish Chef, bad jokes from a bear, buckets, pigs in space, and a kick-ass finale that will blow you out of the water!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,316
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    422

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