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    Takumi abruptly finds himself in an interesting situation involving a canal, a ship, and plot immunity.

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    2/?
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    “there’s nobody silly enough to get stuck here like you,” jungkook had said to seokjin, the last time they had met.

    he was wrong.

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    1,156
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    1/1
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    16
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    140
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    I regret nothing

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    4
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    6
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    The Suez Canal is a busy throughline for international trade. But that's not all it is. Even a waterway as experienced as this one can sometimes get into... entanglements. Sometimes even the most famous shipping canals have needs.

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    English
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    420
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    1/1
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    29
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    119
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    7
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    510
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    Русский
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    261
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    8
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    37
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    141
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    It was a nice day on camp olympus. But phineas big booty fell of the athena monument and broke the earth into so that gaia could pull them to tartaros. It wasnt very pleasant....

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    301
    Chapters:
    2/2
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    2
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    4
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    170
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    Let's be honest. All I have to say is the Suez Canal and the memes it generated were the best things in 2021 so far.
    Hence, this 80s song and feelings inspired fic

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    English
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    747
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    27
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    reader insert where the suez canal and the ever given fuck you :3

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    690
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    1
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    506
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    A recording of the work written by Mirilya.

    Filk length - 0:05:05

    A multivoice sea shanty about that container ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal in March of 2021.

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    English
    Words:
    66
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    3
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    197
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    bandwagon, lads

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    English
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    448
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    1/1
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    2
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    14
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    153
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    The Ever Given’s Captain sits down in his office and covers his face in his hands. This is a disaster. A complete flaming heap of landfill - sized disaster, that will probably haunt him for the rest of his life.

    ~ ~ ~

    Brother,” Hermes addressed Apollo in their native tongue. “Look.”

    Apollo looked up and glanced at Hermes’ phone, before laughing. “I’ve seen that meme already,” Apollo replied in ancient greek. “You’ll have to do better than that. Look at the one my son, Will Solace sent me.”

    Apollo held up his phone and Hermes glanced at it. It consisted of three screenshots illustrating the Ever Given as Ragnarök who would defeat Global Capitalism, as Hela.

    Hermes laughed. He had to admit, it was good.

    Apollo looked smug, as if to say that his children made better memes. Hermes narrowed his eyes and glared, as if to say aww Styx no before scrolling through his phone, looking for more memes created by his children. The competition was on.

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    English
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    7,259
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Collections:
    1
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    111
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    324
    Bookmarks:
    45
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    4346
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    A podfic of "Send Deck Pics?" by Anonymous.

    "Ever Given had never tried canal before."

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    17
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    2
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    a ship gets stuck in a canal.
    things happen.

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    English
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    485
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    1/1
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    1
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    43
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    They said to write more Ever Given/Suez Canal, so here's another one lol. This time, with weird philosophical naval gazing and witches!

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    4,453
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    83
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    Minister for Magic Hermione Granger has 99 problems, but a ship straddling the Suez Canal wasn't one of them. Until it was.

    Wonder what the Canal thinks about this situation?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    273
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    dream and george find love on the suez canal

    Language:
    English
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    1,252
    Chapters:
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    1
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    10
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    31
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    2
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    480
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    The Mediterranean Sea suddenly stops giving pleasure to Suez after Ever Given has left. Think on the possible reason, Suez entered a flashback of a ~hot~ episode that he hoped he had not remembered.

    //Suez has always believed that he was not a pervert. And once again, he is terribly, extremely wrong.

    ‘Shit, I was so lewd on that day…’ He lamented mentally.//

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    English
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    Ever given couldn't recall a single time in her life when she had not felt stuck. She might have been born like this, a perpetual blocade of a stream of the world.
    Everything around her had to stay like so, around, never touching common ground.
    Now she had made a grave mistake. And who was she to deny the first semblence of help she has ever been offered?

    Language:
    English
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    835
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    144
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    Jim Cummin's article about Hemingway reassuring F. Scott Fitzgerald about his penis, except it's the Suez Canal reassuring the Ever Given about her deck size.

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    English
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    1,038
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    8
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    338
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    I'm sorry this exists but I've wanted to write something for it since the whole thing started but just got around to it smh. Enjoy the meme!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    100
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    198

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