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    Stregebor, Yennefer knows, is the one who ruined her life. When she comes across another young woman who says the same… Well, Yennefer is more than happy to help Renfri with her revenge.

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    Stregobor has become master of the Continent and allows no crops to grow for anyone but himself and has stolen away all the animals. Rumor is that in his quest for power he killed his son Geralt and daughter Renfri. He seems unstoppable, until he meethis match in a feral bard who falls in love with a man living in a glass prison and befriends an old witcher.

     

    A retelling based on the plot of the book The Wizard's Daughter by Conor Conover which I do not own in any way shape or form.

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    Jaskier is the best assassin in the Northern Kingdoms. On the most important mission of his life-- kill the Warlord of the North or die trying --things go terribly wrong, and he's taken prisoner. During his time as a captive in Kaer Morhen, he's forced to confront some uncomfortable truths: witchers aren't what the stories say, his soulmate is most definitely somewhere in the keep, and he may have found himself on the wrong side of this war.

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    aka a warlord AU, soulmate AU, and enemies-to-lovers fic all in one!

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    There's a reason Geralt doesn't smile all that much, if at all, and the reason is that Geralt made a deal with Stregobor in order to save Renfri. Turns out he's not the only one who made such a deal with the sorcerer.

    Written for the Geraskier holiday exchange 2020. Happy holidays to all.

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    It's Priscilla's idea to climb the mountain; Jaskier couldn't have imagined what follows.

    Title from Alice Fulton's poem "Where Are The Stars Pristine"

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    Geralt comes to the town of Oxenpeak seeking work. The mayor, Stregobor, tasks him with clearing the bandits out of the old gold mines, but Geralt soon discovers they aren't what they seem-- there are strange voices, and lights from nowhere, and deadly earthquakes. He'll need Renfri, Stregobor's daughter, and Yennefer, a medium, to help figure out what haunts the mines, and what Stregobor seems so keen on hiding.

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    Made a witcher when he was young, the halls of Kaer Morhen have no secrets for Julian. He is an expert witcher now, inseparable from his friend Vesemir's side. Amidst teaching chaos, he is asked to help prepare new trials for a thirteen years old boy, who just passed his first trials.

    When he refuses to help them, he is cast out from the wolf witchers' stronghold, separated from his friend. He is then confronted by Stregobor, a mage with whom he fought a few years prior, who seeks revenge on him, and who is helped by another wolf witcher set out against Julian.

    This is the story of how Julian, Wolf Witcher, became Jaskier the bard, and how, accidentally, he discovers himself a family outside of Kaer Morhen.

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    Jaskier should have died in the collapse of the Empyrius Shopping Centre. Instead he finds himself shellshocked and numb from the disaster, but very much alive. It's practically miraculous. He chalks up the pain he thought he felt to stress and tries to get on with his life.

    That is, until a white-haired man and a woman with violet eyes show up at his door, claiming to be immortals.

    (I'll update the summary as I go, I promise)

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    Eskel likes to think he’s an unflappable, dependable kind of guy.

    Title from The Amazing Devil's "The Rockrose and the Thistle"

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    He spurned his enemies, raised his brothers to fight against the scum of Nilfgaard, and all for what? To be alive in the twenty-first century and have an apartment with a Wolf witcher? It seems so.

    It also seems trouble follows witchers whenever possible.

    Letho says he's mad. Jaskier simply smiles because he passed that threshold centuries ago.

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    When Ciri is kidnapped by Stregobor for his own nefarious purposes, Geralt and Jaskier must rescue her. However, they come face-to-face with their most difficult monster yet: a creature of Stregobor's own devise, able to cross universes the same as Cirilla, that wants Ciri, Geralt, and Jaskier dead.

    The introduction to Into the Jaskierverse.

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    “See? You look so pretty, Julian.”Jaskier wants to spit in his face. At least today’s the last day or his mission, Geralt and the rest of their team should be coming in any minute now to bring the Black Sun trafficking business to the ground.

    Jaskier hears shout outside the door before it slams open, a frantic guard babbling before he’s shot. It’s carnage, and Jaskier watches, smug, as Stregobor gapes at the scene of his “business” burning in flame.

     

    Or, Jaskier beats the shit out of Stregobor.

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    Marilka stumbles across Geralt and gets sucked into his nightmare
    Based off of fanart by Jerry-of-Rivia on tumblr

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    Jaskier wants to know the truth about what happened that faithful day in Blaviken.

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    Fae Jaskier grew up on the stories like they all did: eat your greens or a witcher will get you! Every child stops believing those stories, because witchers aren't real. When he is grown though he wants to see the world outside their realm. And Jaskier being Jaskier of course one of the first people he runs into is a real live actual witcher.

    What is a fae creature supposed to do when you meet the monster under the bed?

    Why fall in love of course.

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    Geralt really needs everyone to stop asking him about his ghosts. Or rather, one ghost in particular.

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    Sometimes, mages ask Jaskier for help in their rituals. Most of them are nice. One of them is not.

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    Jaskier was dying. 

    The confirmation came with each cramping, shallow breath and spots of grey drowning out the mottled stone walls that would become his tomb. After all the years he’d spent terrified of this moment, it was almost anticlimactic to realize he was too tired now to fight back any longer. He was dying. The world would continue without him. 

     

    Blood dripped from his fingertips and formed erratic patterns against his own skin. Over the sound of his racing heart he could hear footsteps and murmured voices that made him want to vomit or rage in fury. 

     

    They were watching him. He didn’t need to look up into the window to see the strange faces twisted into cruel smiles, pleased at his suffering. He hated them.

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    How do the old stories start? What is the best way to begin?

    Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was a summer boy, with hair gold as summer afternoons, eyes blue as the sky at noon, voice as sweet as the larks in the early mornings.

    Once, there was a man of winter. Hair as white as the mountain snows, eyes yellow like the arctic wolves, heart covered with December's first frost.

    There was a kingdom. A sorceress. A mage. There was good and there was evil, and perhaps, there was love.

    There was also a horse.

    But no, that’s not quite it now is it? Let me try again.

    Once upon a time…

     

    A Gaskier Tangled Au because why the fuck not. Sadly there is no magically long hair, but there is singing, fighting, 'hmming' and a raven because Jaskier is a magical Disney princess now.

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    Geralt come to work with newly buzzed hair, Jaskier doesn’t seem to react.

    Very sorry! Definitely should’ve been sleeping as it is not my finest work, do not need to read this to understand the rest of the series! I may try and fix it but idk this was just a crack fic lol and then someone mentioned Brooklyn 99 and I just started a world where Brooklyn 99 is Brokilon 99 🤷♀️

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