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    You could say his life isn't the easiest one. Hell, if you say it like that it would be an understatement. For example, do you have to fear that you will be trampled by other people, that even a good 1000 pages long book can crush you or even maybe the worst kind of fear - some freaking kid thinks you are a toy? Do you have to hide for everything normal every day because if someone sees you, you will put in government secret base or some maniac will keep you like a pet in a cage?

    Stiles do know that every person has their problems. He just thinks that maybe because he's 7 inches tall, he can be a little more dramatic about his life. The only good thing in his life is that animals like him and haven't tried to eat him. He can even understand them in a way, and he has a little bit of magic - the witch did think even a little bit about his survival after she would leave him alone in this world. Oh, there is also that one hot older werewolf who can't just leave him alone after he saw him accidentally at the Nemeton. He can't say yet if it is a good thing or not.

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    "You think that telling my bestfriend about me killing a monster,and most probably changing all the details,mocking me constantly,and making everyone around hate me is going to make me want to be your friend?" Asked the brunette genuinely curious,all the bite from his voice gone

    "I was only trying to show you how they'd react to you simply defending yourself against a literal life threat." Shrugged the blond

     

    "Well sorry but i don't want to be your lunchbox friend,nope,no thank you." Anwsered Stiles as walked to his drawer and took his book on the current threat they were facing,aka the Beast.

    "Lunchbox friends? Seriously?" Snorted the chimera with a laugh

    "You want to die? Stop laughing so loud or i swear i'll gut your ass,some of us are actually trying to save lives here." Stiles bit out,but his own smirk betrayed him. What do you want? His jokes are funny,fuck off.

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    Стайлз где-то подхватил глазную инфекцию и жутко боится идти к доктору. Хвала небесам, что у него есть такой замечательный парень, как Дерек, который не принимает "нет" в качестве ответа.

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    Stiles isn't sure what the hell happened. One minute he was sleeping and the next he was standing outside Scott's house the night his friend was bitten by Peter Hale.

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    Serial killer AU

    With some more magical realism.

     

    (This was written many years ago, many of the chapters are short with plot holes. The last chapter is the update where I basically yeet it into completion. Have at thee, for I hate this fic)
    WARNING: EXPLICIT VIOLENCE

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    Stiles hated whenever Scott had an idea; it always lead to one of two things. Either Stiles has to come up with an excuse good enough to keep them out of (serious) trouble, or Stiles get's caught in the cross-fire and ends up with permanent mental/physical/emotional damage and enough stress to light up an entire city for a month.
    Tonight is, of course, no different; I mean, of course it was a great idea to break into the school, taunt an Alpha who has currently killed over three people (as far as Stiles has been paying attention) and, apparently, has taken a liking to play with his food.

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    After the Nogitsune scenario, the Ghost riders' attack and everything else that just loves to attack Stiles, Lydia forces him to apply for the Google internship and with some push from his Dad, he surrendered. Then again, who could really resist Lydia when she wants something.

    The only issue is that Lydia is mad at him for a prank he pulled on her, (he had everyone pretend he didn't exist like with the ghost riders, and it was a whole thing and Lydia was PISSED), so guess who gets to live under the assumed name Stuart Twombly, and while Scott thinks that's a step up from Stiles Stilinski, Stiles doesn't.

    Once Stiles gets to the actual internship, Lydia punishes him further by replacing his usual wardrobe and stealing his contacts. Great. Then his life gets even better when his roommate isn't exactly a stranger. Of course, it had to be Derek-Motherfucking-Hale, the dickhead who abandoned them, and who Stiles may or may not still had a residual crush on.

    As if this wasn't punishment enough, guess what god-like chiseled body ended up on his team. Yep, Stiles officially hates life.

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    Based on season 1 Supernatural and part way through season 5 Teen Wolf

    Chapter 1 - Sam and Dean try to track down their Dad. Turns out he might be hiding in Beacon Hills where they have more family than they thought. Soon they get sucked into the world of their Cousin Stiles and his supernatural friends.

    Chapter 2 - After the events of 'A hunt in beacon hills' there's a new bad in town. People are going missing and Sam and Dean are the latest to disappear. Stiles wants to find them but there's a witch around and things aren't always what they seem. Scott and the pack push Stiles away to protect him from the latest threat, but they might just be pushing him towards more danger.

    Chapter 3 - It's six months since Stiles was taken. But now he's back and there's something he's not telling the pack. Just Stiles getting into trouble again as per usual. But this time the pack has his back.

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    Stiles has always been an odd kid, if not for his ADHD or his bouts of insanity in regards to research kicks, then because of his secret abilities.
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    What if Stiles moved to Beacon Hills his sophomore year and everything still happened (with the pack all meeting and getting bit) only the Hale fire had yet to take place. Stiles' new friends try to keep him out of the supernatural world but little do they know that he's already apart of it.

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    Stiles, Derek and a case of lost keys.

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    This is simply all of the Whumptober 2018 prompts taken from promptsforyourwhumpfic on Tumblr for the entire month of October. These will all be written for Teen Wolf, mainly Stiles centric unless a prompt specifically fits one of the others.

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    Stiles gets an eye infection and is afraid to go to a doctor. Thank God he has a good boyfriend like Derek who wouldn't take no for an answer.

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    Derek is hot and cold when it comes to Stiles. Stiles is fucking over it. He’s tired of giving everything to Derek, only for Derek to retract and become closed off, because he doesn’t think he deserves nice things. There’s only so much Stiles can do and say to Derek before he hits his limit.

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    Stiles is off duty until he is cleared to return to the feild and decided to heal back home in Beacon Hills. Sadly, rest is the least of his worries when a case surfaces and may be linked to the supernatural. Stiles needs all the help he can get...if only the pack wasn't avoiding him and he wasn't so stubborn.

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    A bunch of BAMF Stiles and Stiles whump with the pack and all of Sheriff's department to the rescue.

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    Stiles sat behind the wheel, hands at ten and two, eyes on the man out in the intersection. His shoulders were tense and his leg was bouncing, but there was no way in hell he was removing his eyes from the Sheriff’s Deputy out there directing traffic. Nope, no way, no how. You absolutely did not want to miss your cue to go or you risked being on the receiving end of the deputy’s wrath. He snorted at himself as the old episode of Seinfeld popped into his head – the Soup Nazi screaming at someone “No soup for you!” because they weren’t paying attention. Most people at Beacon Hills Elementary knew how to play the game when you were first in line coming out of the school lot. Always Pay Attention!

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    First grade teacher Stiles Stilinski and his nemesis, the newest Beacon Hills deputy, Officer Hale.

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    Stiles just came back from Canada and he’s the new English professor of Beacon Hills Middle School. He discovers there’s one of his university friends working there too. There’s some catching up to do, and maybe some feelings too.

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    Stiles and Derek are getting married and Scott is a bit surprised to say the least. He has a few words to say about that but Stiles is not having any of it.

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    "So, how many more sacrifices are there going to be?"

    "What?"

    Stiles stared the Veterinarian in the eye, a glare on his lips, his eyes serious as he walked around Deaten's medical examination table, running his fingers along the large shelf with different herbs. Herbs that a regular Vet shouldn't keep around.

    Deaten's usual polite gaze flicked to his hand with narrowing eyes, and Stiles could see his posture change.

    "Look, maybe no one else around here is willing to tell me what's going on, but I recognize these symbols. These herbs. They're ancient Celtic, like Celtic druid. And I know that some psycho is going around trying to recreate the ways of the ancient druid's by sacrificing innocent people." His gaze lit up like a flame as Deaten eyed him with a slightly widened gaze, like he didn't expect him to figure things out. Please, after all he was the son of a cop. "And if no one else is going to tell me what's going on, then I'm going to find out for myself," He then gestured to Deaten who's gaze grew weary and cryptic in a matter of seconds. "Starting with you."

    Deaten stared at Stiles with a strained look, eyes narrowed as the teen continued to glare.

    "....Where do I start?"

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    Stiles was prepared for the apocalypse - Zombie Survivor Kit and all. But these aren't zombies, not by a long shot, and Stiles is as good as dead.

    or:

    Werewolf apocalypse in which not all werewolves are killing machines and Stiles just wants to get home to his dad. Derek manages to both help and hinder Stiles' progress.

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    Stiles time travels unexpectedly to the Medieval Times, at least a thousand years before he was born. He ends up in Camelot — also known as Albion — and starts to fall in with the crowd. He starts to lose his memories of his family and former friends in Beacon Hills, believing that he himself was all alone in Camelot.

    Years and years of being involved with Arthur Pendragon and Merlin, he becomes the Protector of Camelot (honored by King Arthur) and serves as one of the Knights proudly until the battle with Morgana that resulted in losing Sir Gwaine and Arthur Pendragon in the process.

    Shortly after, Stiles is killed and he's sent back to the modern times. The only thing is... he has no memory of living in Beacon Hills or any of his friends. The Pack seems to keep it that way until the fallen heroes of Camelot and the once and future king are resurrected again when Albion is in need once again.

    As the fallen heroes reunite, a powerful force will wake up and soon destroy everything in his path to get rid of the heroes of destiny.

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