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    The Sheriff's Secret Police are announcing a new torture method: soul-crushing guilt. Meanwhile, Cecil is struggling with a severe marshmallow addiction, which leads to some unexpected side effects. But can you ever really leave marshmallows? Written like an episode of Welcome to Night Vale. Did I capture Cecil's tone? Does the content fit Night Vale-verse? Please let me know. I promise not to bite, or inflict horrible guilt on you.

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    Cecil wants children. He’s waiting for the papers and requisitions to go through. Carlos doesn't let him wait for too long.

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    Evie is just an average teenager. Except she lives in Night Vale. Read her accounts of life in Night Vale, she may be the only person in Night Vale who notices that things aren't right. Maybe she can team up with Carlos and see just what is going on around here. Oh, and please don't tell the Secret Police that she is using writing materials. They might not like that.

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    In which Steve Carlsberg is a manly man who bakes cakes, faints when watching his boyfriend get his first tattoo, and reminds Cecil about the important things they did together.

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    You knew as soon as you arrived that you should go. But a few days pass and you’re still not leaving. Nothing’s happening to you; that is, you’re not sprouting tentacles and your eyes aren’t changing color or inexplicably multiplying and you don’t feel sick and there are no visible tumors on your body. Nothing’s happening, except something is making you stay.

    Carlos, welcomed to Night Vale.

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    Carlos is in Night Vale investigating an urban legend.

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    A while after his breakup with Cecil, Steve ends up dating another equally charming, charismatic radio host, but can't seem to keep Cecil's name out of his mouth. Kevin's not too happy about that. [[EDIT: this fic is ancient and was written WAY before it was revealed that Steve and Cecil are technically family, so. Let's uh. Forget that.]]

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    Steve finds Cecil, only to reaffirm his fears that Cecil wants nothing to do with him.

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    Steve and Marcy have a child. But little Stacey isn’t like other children of Night Vale, she’s just so fragile. Steve can't help wondering why. (A headcanon on why Steve questions everything in Night Vale)

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    When Cecil was upset, Carlos was always there to comfort him. But Cecil never saw Carlos upset, and Cecil never had the chance to comfort Carlos. Not until it was too late.

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    Just think, Cecil- in another universe, you and Steve Carlsberg have been dating for 3+ years and have two dogs and a kitten named Memory.

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    Carlos did something stupid.

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    In which Steve has a grilled cheese, Carlos doesn't eat when he's supposed to, and a story is told.

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    " I wanted to let you know that I attempted to purchase NRA bumper stickers recently and have yet to receive them. You see, I followed the directions to a tee. It was a crisp summer day, malevolent tumbleweeds swirled by as I stepped outside, probably leading neighborhood children astray with their shrill, keening voices. I attempted to shout, “NRA,” firmly cupping my hands around my mouth and letting my voice carry across town to where I expected some foreboding yet intelligent force would hear me and include free shipping."

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    “Listeners, you know I hate airing dirty laundry here, but it seems that Night Vale’s two least favorite citizens have been seen—UGH, I can hardly stand to say it, but as a journalist it is my duty to tell you that Steve Carlsberg has apparently shacked up with none other than that awful scientist, Carlos. Gross. I am going to need an awful lot of help getting rid of that mental image. And so, without further ado—our sponsor…”

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    Night Vale, have you ever felt deeply that everyone around you was wrong and should feel terrible for it?

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    A proper radio host should have a good memory. Cecil's isn't quite what it used to be, but that's not entirely his fault.

    Or, That One Time Cecil Brought Someone Back From The Dead.

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    Steve doesn’t lower the shovel. He may be a lot of things (all of them terrible, if you listen to Cecil “Oooooh, I’m so great because I have a radio show” Baldwin), but what he’s not is stupid. He says, “Plastic bags, huh?”
    The dog grins with all three of its (his? their?) heads. Three sets of ears flick forward in canine amusement. “Awesome. So you’ve heard of us.”

     

     

    A podfic of patho's "paper or plastic."

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    Cecil hosts a housewarming barbecue, and an ancient harbinger of the apocalypse rises behind the gas station on Third Street (no, not that gas station, the other one).

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    Vague spoilers for Ep 25: One Year Later.
    The Hooded Figures leave the Dog Park but before they cause more debate than chaos.

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    628
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    2
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    11
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    550

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