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    In which Steve has a grilled cheese, Carlos doesn't eat when he's supposed to, and a story is told.

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    " I wanted to let you know that I attempted to purchase NRA bumper stickers recently and have yet to receive them. You see, I followed the directions to a tee. It was a crisp summer day, malevolent tumbleweeds swirled by as I stepped outside, probably leading neighborhood children astray with their shrill, keening voices. I attempted to shout, “NRA,” firmly cupping my hands around my mouth and letting my voice carry across town to where I expected some foreboding yet intelligent force would hear me and include free shipping."

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    “Listeners, you know I hate airing dirty laundry here, but it seems that Night Vale’s two least favorite citizens have been seen—UGH, I can hardly stand to say it, but as a journalist it is my duty to tell you that Steve Carlsberg has apparently shacked up with none other than that awful scientist, Carlos. Gross. I am going to need an awful lot of help getting rid of that mental image. And so, without further ado—our sponsor…”

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    Night Vale, have you ever felt deeply that everyone around you was wrong and should feel terrible for it?

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    A proper radio host should have a good memory. Cecil's isn't quite what it used to be, but that's not entirely his fault.

    Or, That One Time Cecil Brought Someone Back From The Dead.

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    4
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    60
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    1
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    Steve doesn’t lower the shovel. He may be a lot of things (all of them terrible, if you listen to Cecil “Oooooh, I’m so great because I have a radio show” Baldwin), but what he’s not is stupid. He says, “Plastic bags, huh?”
    The dog grins with all three of its (his? their?) heads. Three sets of ears flick forward in canine amusement. “Awesome. So you’ve heard of us.”

     

     

    A podfic of patho's "paper or plastic."

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    Cecil hosts a housewarming barbecue, and an ancient harbinger of the apocalypse rises behind the gas station on Third Street (no, not that gas station, the other one).

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    38
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    Vague spoilers for Ep 25: One Year Later.
    The Hooded Figures leave the Dog Park but before they cause more debate than chaos.

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    2
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    11
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    Carlos and Cecil see each other for he first time after that initial town meeting. Cecil knows this beautiful scientist means no real harm and he's more than happy to indulge him if it means spending a few more minutes in his presence. But he quickly learns how potent Carlos can be and can't quite "play normal" with him so close. As for the scientist, he gets a glimpse of what the Voice of Night Vale really is.

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    13
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    134
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    Carlos learns why Cecil hates Steve Carsburg so much.

    Language:
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    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1710
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    It was a normal day in Night Vale, well, as normal as days usually are that is, until a large green man fell from the sky.

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    Carlos is really bad at knitting.
    Cecil is good at it.

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    6
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    6
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    1470
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    Carlos and Steve know what's real.

    Language:
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    300
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    1/1
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    6
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    43
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Before his marriage to Cecil, Carlos has to complete five Blood Quests. It isn't as bad as it sounds...honest.
    (it is)

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    His smile used to be the most brilliant light that Cecil could imagine. When Steve grinned, the world fell into place. He chokes back a sob.

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    3
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    712
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    Cecil imagines what it would be like to be Carlos' boyfriend

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    2
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    363
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    38
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    Carlos decides to investigate Cecil's family, and why they aren't in Night Vale.

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    Chapters:
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    515
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    How Cecil looks depends on who is doing the looking.

    Language:
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    540
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    5
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    118
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    14
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    [Companion to "Cops and Robbers"]
    Cecil is a killer, and a successful one at that.
    Carlos is a detective who happened to have caught his eye.
    The rest is obvious enough.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    45
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    2
    Hits:
    727
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    Carlos is a detective working on a string of murders.
    Cecil is a murderer who keeps killing off college students because he's got a thing for a certain homicide detective.
    You see where this is going, of course.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    496
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    917

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