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    Cecil hosts a housewarming barbecue, and an ancient harbinger of the apocalypse rises behind the gas station on Third Street (no, not that gas station, the other one).

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    Vague spoilers for Ep 25: One Year Later.
    The Hooded Figures leave the Dog Park but before they cause more debate than chaos.

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    Carlos and Cecil see each other for he first time after that initial town meeting. Cecil knows this beautiful scientist means no real harm and he's more than happy to indulge him if it means spending a few more minutes in his presence. But he quickly learns how potent Carlos can be and can't quite "play normal" with him so close. As for the scientist, he gets a glimpse of what the Voice of Night Vale really is.

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    Carlos learns why Cecil hates Steve Carsburg so much.

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    It was a normal day in Night Vale, well, as normal as days usually are that is, until a large green man fell from the sky.

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    Carlos is really bad at knitting.
    Cecil is good at it.

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    Carlos and Steve know what's real.

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    Before his marriage to Cecil, Carlos has to complete five Blood Quests. It isn't as bad as it sounds...honest.
    (it is)

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    His smile used to be the most brilliant light that Cecil could imagine. When Steve grinned, the world fell into place. He chokes back a sob.

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    Cecil imagines what it would be like to be Carlos' boyfriend

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    Carlos decides to investigate Cecil's family, and why they aren't in Night Vale.

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    How Cecil looks depends on who is doing the looking.

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    [Companion to "Cops and Robbers"]
    Cecil is a killer, and a successful one at that.
    Carlos is a detective who happened to have caught his eye.
    The rest is obvious enough.

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    1/1
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    Carlos is a detective working on a string of murders.
    Cecil is a murderer who keeps killing off college students because he's got a thing for a certain homicide detective.
    You see where this is going, of course.

    Series
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    48
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    5
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    Steve doesn’t lower the shovel. He may be a lot of things (all of them terrible, if you listen to Cecil “Oooooh, I’m so great because I have a radio show” Palmer), but what he’s not is stupid. He says, “Plastic bags, huh?”

    The dog grins with all three of its (his? their?) heads. Three sets of ears flick forward in canine amusement. “Awesome. So you’ve heard of us.”

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    He wondered how Cecil had gotten permission to build this, and then decided, he didn't want to know. This is the man that had somehow convinced the station heads to let him do an additional radio broadcast that played nothing but mash ups of Britney Spears and a duck quacking in surprisingly catchy rhythm's for an entire hour every other Thursday.

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    Night Vale is a little bit sentient, and a little bit fond of Cecil. It's weird to get civic awards for your boyfriend's orgasm.

    I'm not allowed to use run on sentences in my writing at work, so this is full of all the ways to connect a sentence which I'm banned from during my weekdays. Title from a Bright Eyes song. Anything clever you notice probably came from the podcast itself, or from something else not mine.

    For Lisa, who got me into this ridiculous fandom, and is now forced to read this and pretend she enjoyed it.

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    62
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    Steve Carlsburg is just inherently repulsive to long-time inhabitants of Night Vale, but newcomers find him mesmerizingly appealing in all ways. Cecil failed to take this into account.

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    Carlos braids Cecil's hair while they gab about boys.

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    1766
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    Cecil and Dana spot a new face in the halls, and they're both immediately smitten.

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    5
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    115
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    5
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    2599

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