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    Takes place during/after shots (12x05) and is also a sequel to 'best friends.' Cyril has one more place he wants to take Archer. The night ends how they both expected it to.

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    Cyril had expected Archer to leave at least a dozen times, and he wouldn’t have blamed the other man. The life that he’d built himself the past few years wasn’t the life Archer found exciting and he knew that. But just when he thought the night was over, Archer would ask him where they were going next. 

    Archer seemed to be having fun. It was disarming. 

    By the time they were driving to the D&D meetup, Cyril had another place picked out but he kept it to himself. “I know this isn’t as exciting as a--you know, night out at the bar.” 

    “It’s not my usual but that doesn’t make it bad. Where are we going now?” 

    “Somewhere very different from slot cars, but if you hate it we can hit this other spot.”

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    Lana finally gets what’s coming to her.

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    12/?
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    All set during "Mission: Difficult", Archer finds Lana crying on his bed and tries to comfort her, and there's a big heart-to-heart between them.

    Believe me, she needs this.

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    A couple images of Archer with wings
    (Traditional Art)

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    2/2
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    1
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    5
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    Sterling Archer wakes up after a very naughty dream involving Barry. Realizing the implications of this is the start to a long road of having to learn how to actually deal with his feelings for someone else in a healthy way. Maybe Ray and Pam can help him realize that he doesn't have to go through this alone, though.

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    4/?
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    14
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    Lana burst out laughing. "Oh, my God. You'd do it, wouldn't you? You would actually have sex with Cyril to annoy me."

    "Oh my God, Lana, how self-centred can you be? I'm going to have sex with Cyril because you just bet me I wouldn't," Archer's eyes were still alight with amusement. "If I win, I want three weekends consecutively with AJ."

    "I am not going to bet AJ, ever. In any kind of wager, especially not one which involves her father getting rawed in the ass," Lana replied flatly.

    Lana bets Archer would be too chickenshit to sleep with Cyril.

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    42
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    5
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    Takes place right after 11x05 ("Best Friends.") Cyril helps Archer with his post-coma dry spell. Aleister may have had a point.

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    One of the reasons why Archer moved into this penthouse was because of the massive whirlpool bath in his en suite. He threw in a few hearty handfuls of lavender bath salts as it filled, garnering a look of surprise from Cyril which he ignored. 

    When it was full and hot, they got in together--Cyril stepped in, Archer sat on the ledge and carefully maneuvered inside. Archer looked at Cyril once he was settled, almost feeling like the dim lights and aromatherapy made this too intimate but the other man didn’t seem to mind. 

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    lana teaches archer french (super short but super cute)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    15
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    1
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    Archer gets sick. Cyril's the only one in the office with a current flu shot.

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    Cyril may have been drunk, but he wasn’t shitfaced enough to not question it, “Why?”

    “Why what?” Archer was so close, Cyril could smell cough syrup on his breath.

    The vodka kept Cyril from getting flustered, his own hand moving to rub his thumb along the inside of Archer’s wrist, “Why me, why now?”

    What Cyril didn’t expect was the shiver that Archer gave him at the innocuous contact. Archer swallowed hard enough for Cyril to hear it, seeming to remember that he was asked a question that he needed to answer.

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    If anyone asks her what’s going on, Pam always says it’s just a sporadic but neverending game of stuff the taco, that’s got nothing to do with work or feelings or any of that other messy interpersonal stuff.

    Art + 5 sentence ficlet

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    11
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    Another, rather crudely misspelled contact stayed on his screen, and he’d have missed it if he didn’t give his phone a second glance.

    Barry hadn’t met her yet, and she had been living with him for a solid month now—

    There was no saying it couldn’t work…

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    Archer's never been particularly good at coping.

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    14
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    He doesn’t know how long he’s been falling for, his back has long overstayed its welcome to be straight, but his darting icy blue eyes catch Lana’s familiar, warm gaze, looking at him in pure horror.

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    Chapters:
    1/3
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    The second episode of the Archer x Hannibal series. Alana Bloom appears and more crazy stuff happens.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    Archer cast meets Hannibal cast because why not?

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    18
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    3
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    Archer and Cyril hate each other and are stuck sharing a hotel suite. There's only one bed.

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    When Cyril came back it was immediately obvious to Archer where he’d killed the last few hours. Archer himself was in the ornate living room bath with bubbles up to his waist, glasses of red and sparkling wine sitting beside him on the ledge. Cyril looked at him and laughed softly, a drunken-sincere thing that Archer wasn’t sure he’d heard before, “Exactly where I expected you.” 

    “And you went exactly where I suspected,” Archer answered, watching Cyril stumble in and take his blazer off. 

    He draped it on the back of the desk chair, perching on it and resting his head on his arms on top of the desk, “I feel better.” 

    “What, did you jerk off in the elevator and do shots?” 

    Cyril scoffed, “I drank fine prosecco and whiskey and then I got a handjob in the bathroom so…” 

    “So I was close.” 

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    51
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    7
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    A decorated MI6 agent, a crime-fighting cheerleader, a rogue IMF operative, and a platypus. They make an unlikely team, but - like it or not - their skills are going to save the world. From the universe of Disney Ghostbusters comes "Mission: Possible," a spy crossover in which the worlds of Disney are intertwined with James Bond and Mission: Impossible. Bond, Kim Possible, Ethan Hunt, and Perry the Platypus must band together as a new unit of spies (referred as "The Team") against the forces of their greatest enemies that have formed a deadly alliance known as "The League." In the process, they must also protect "the asset" - the League's primary target that they believe will change the future of the world.

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    4/?
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    5
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    1
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    In this comaverse-set tale, the gang work in a brothel in the wild west, where they rapidly realize there is something very weird about their clientele.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Cyril always falls asleep on whoever's sitting beside him in Krieger's van. One night it's Archer, which leads them to hook up after several rounds at the bar.

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    Cyril sipped his drink, laughing again, “Well yeah. You’re the first person I call when I’m in trouble, like real trouble. You know that already.” 

    Archer blinked, “I guess I did know that, yeah, wow. I didn’t think of it like that, more like--I’m the most competent person you know--” 

    “No, no,” Cyril interrupted, looking at Archer sincerely, “I mean, maybe a little bit of yes but I know--here’s the thing, Archer, I call you because I know you’ll always pick up. And even if I’m in the stupidest trouble, I trust you enough to know you’ll be able to fix it. Or help me fix it and take all the credit which is still appreciated.” 

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
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    Archer finds out that Cyril isn't straight. Inappropriate shenanigans ensue.

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    “Don’t what, Cyril?” 

    Cyril took another breath, putting a hand on Archer’s chest, “Don’t play with me if you don’t intend on following through.” 

    “Oh I’m the king of followthrough,” Archer murmured into his ear, his free hand moving to palm over the front of Cyril’s pants. “Jesus, is that all you?” 

    “Yeah--yeah,” Cyril moaned and with that, Archer kissed him hard on the mouth, tasting like whiskey and obviously Cyril gave back just as hard. 

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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