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    While everyone in Suna concerns themselves with Gaara, terrified that the One-Tail might break free and rampage through their Village, they forget a few key facts.

    First, that just because Shukaku is the largest demon in Suna does not make the Bijuu the only demon in Wind Country, or even the only demon sealed away in Hidden Sand.

    Second, that Raza has two elder children that are just as capable of ushering in Suna's doom as their youngest sibling is.

    Third, Kankurou is the overlooked middle child who just wants to play with his baby brother.

    Remember these facts. They're important. Especially the third one.

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    The title says it all.
    Okay, so Colonel P.A. Walter's Steam Man Band are guest performers for The Muppet Show. High jinks ensue. Its time to get things started so count to twenty, one is plenty. Cue the curtains please, please...

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    7/?
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    14
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    It's Statler's funeral. Kermit is introspective. There are rats and chickens and boomerang fish.

    (The story is only rated "Teen" for death theme and for language. A Muppet says a bad word.)

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    1/1
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    The mysterious new owner of the Muppet Theater wants the actors playing roles out of their comfort zone, or face the possibility that the theater will close.

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    25
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    2
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    And it’s the Muppet Show with a very special guest, CAPTAIN HAMMER!!

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    When Alana finds out that her boyfriend has been cheating on her, she regains he confidence the only way she knows how. Ain't nothing wrong with a good ole fashioned rebound.

    Written for the Unstable Universes podcast.

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    Lady Corrin has chosen to fight for Nohr. Weird situations and even weirder people await, as she fights for her outrageously evil father.

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    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
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    A podfic of "Old Friends" by rabidsamfan.

    "The jokes are older than the hecklers who never miss a night."

    Language:
    English
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    36
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    1
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    84
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    "Muppets," said Indy. "I hate these guys."

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    1/1
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    1
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    54
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    20
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    Kermit tries to keep the gang's Christmas production from falling apart while trying not to show just how nervous working with special guest star Lucille Ball is making him.

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    22
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    It was supposed to be the 12 days of Christmas for the Doctor, but there seems to have been some confusion.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    15
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    2
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    529
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    It’s time to play the music! It’s time to light the lights! It’s time to introduce these random guest stars because the original act bailed on us!

    For some strange reason, during their three-year trip on the Meteor, the residents of said Meteor were transported to the location of the Muppet Theater on the night of the show. And it just so happens that the original guest star bailed so now the said residents are forced to work in the show.

    Featuring our special guest stars Dave Strider, Rose Lalonde, Kanaya Maryam, Terezi Pyrope and Karkat Vantas as they face the Swedish Chef, bad jokes from a bear, buckets, pigs in space, and a kick-ass finale that will blow you out of the water!

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    4
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    6
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    1
    Hits:
    324
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    It's a special Muppet Show for Christmas Eve, 2012, but will Kermit feeling his age put a stop to the show!? Christmas, memes, Muppets and songs!

    Language:
    English
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    1
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    9
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    656
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    Nothing goes right when the Muppets choose to put on a show based on classic legends and myths.

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    1/1
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    1
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    14
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    31
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    5
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    616
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    The Muppets have a very special guest star this week.

    Language:
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    1/1
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    16
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    69
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    17
    Hits:
    1947
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    Five moments from a strange season.

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    2,300
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    1/1
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    1
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    69
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    196
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    2502
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    Alton Brown guest stars on the Muppet Show, the Disney Company has sent Winnie-the-Pooh to check out their new acquisition and chaos ensues.

    So more or less business as usual for the Muppets.

    Language:
    English
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    2,410
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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    31
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    77
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1651
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    The Muppets' scheduled special guest star is a no-show on Christmas. Scooter scrambles to secure a star, and winds up with two.

    Language:
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    3,625
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    1/1
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    1
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    16
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    836
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    The Wolfman-Perez Teen Titans guest star on The Muppet Show.

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    3
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    Tonight, the Muppet Theater is proud to present the Muppet Doctor Who Special, the Muppets' tribute to the long-running BBC television series! SPECIAL GUEST STAR: Matt Smith, the Eleventh Doctor!

    Admission reasonable. Concessions very reasonable. Budget marginal. Free parking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,451
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    204
    Kudos:
    270
    Bookmarks:
    82
    Hits:
    10947

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