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    Stan knew how to lie; he had learned from the best, after all, his whole childhood spent listening to his mother fabricate untruths to the dupes that called for her “psychic advice.” He lied to the people he sold his shit to, he lied to police, he lied to the assholes that were stupid enough to lend him money.

    Lying to himself should have been easy, lord knew he had enough practice in the art of deception. (Practice didn’t always equal success, mind you, but he sure as hell practiced.)

    But when it came to the whirlwind known as Rick Sanchez, lying got a hell of a lot harder.

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    It's the return to the falls/ Rick & Morty crossover nobody asked me or wants me to write! When Dipper and Mabel find out they'll be sharing the shack with two other teens, Dipper is hesitant and Mabel is excited. But it all changes when Dipper begins to develop feelings- and Mabel wrongly assumes they're for Summer, who seems to be exactly his type. Things only get worse when Rick decides to come back for Morty, and Grunkle Stan makes a shocking announcement. Just... Headcannons galore essentially, with a little bit of "making all my faves gay" vibe.

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    “O-on your – your knees,” Rick ordered.
    Jerry went white, “I – Rick, we can’t. I… can’t,” he said sheepishly, “It’s wrong.”
    He rolled his eyes, “Please, as if you care about that,” he sighed, “Just do as I say, and I might go easy on you,” he commanded through gritted teeth.

    Jerry goes into Rick's garage one day, and stumbles across a tape that he gets too curious about not to watch.

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    Stan Pines, a hardcore Flesh Curtains fan, gets a chance to meet the band. His first impression not only leaves something to be desired, it also gets him roped into a strange situation.
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    90s grunge AU.

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    Your encounter with Stan and Rick left you disillusioned with your available dating pool. Luckily, they seemed to like you too, so onward you go towards another weekend of questionable life choices!

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    "Get the hell out of my store." Stan demanded.

    "Look, I didn't come here to bicker like an old divorced couple," Rick shrugged, rolling his eyes. "I j-just wanna talk."

    "You lost that chance! A long time ago!"

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    Sometimes you will never know the value of a moment until it becomes a memory (Dr. Seuss)

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    Everything was going well for Stan and Rick, all their previous troubles were gone and they had settled down in the southwest. Until Stan's heisting hands and Rick's inventions get them in deep shit again.

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    Stan's life after estrangement from his family has him chasing dreams in New York City, where people are far greyer than he expected...

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    6/?
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    Mired in the academic doldrums in a small university, weighed down by the Cold War and the Reagan years, you're on a Spring Break trip to NYC with your friends and you're determined to find something to liven up your dull existence.

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    Snapshots from the lives of Rick and Stan spanning the late 70s to 2013

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    A suicidal scientist headlining an underground concert runs into an experienced conman. Chaos ensues.

    A relationship formed from dirt ends up being the rollercoaster of musician and scientist Rick Sanchez, this small world bringing him back to the twin brother of his old college partner Ford. This brother is a lot more fun though, and travelling together gives him a new insight into love and life.

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    ´When a Pawn crosses to the other side of the chessboard it can be promoted to a Queen.
    Bill Cipher loves chess and you are just a Pawn Dipper you shoulda seen it coming´
    ´But is there really a way to change things? Won´t they interfere?´.

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    -Takes place after Time travelers pig as well as Weirdmageddon.
    Future dipper will be referred to as Queen! Dipper while we also have the regular dipper.
    This is part of a series and will explain Bill´s and Dippers deal as well as just focus on their relationship.

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    Stanley Pines, aspiring treasure hunter and part time thief, is on his last leg. He still remains hopeful that he can soon return to his estranged home, but his prospects are dwindling fast. His latest, and possibly final, end goal is a treasure buried in Joshua Tree National Park, CA. On his way there a fateful run in with some Pacific Crest Trail hikers leads him to a late night jam session at the abode of some random rubes. Among these rubes if an enigmatic musician whose tantalizingly familiar world of sci-fi insanity and music threaten to draw Stan off world and onto a path he couldn't possibly have expected.

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    7/?
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    “Uh…R-Rick, I think we have a problem…” The boy said, twiddling his fingers a little as he bit his lip before speaking up once again. “A kid at my school summoned a demon today, and he was saying weird stuff...” He said causing Rick to set his project down.

    Project forgot he stood up and rolled his eyes. “A demon? What the hell is it with kids these days? Summoning demons…” The old man couldn’t believe kids these days were so careless with things like the supernatural, it was ridiculous what people did, like summoning demons for whatever the hell reason they had. “Alright, what does this demon look like?” He asked, grumbling a little as he made his way over to a box and started sifting through it for stuff that might help in the situation, though he didn’t deal much in the supernatural. No, science was more his thing, and sure, he dealt with the supernatural every once in a while…but it just hadn’t been something he had worked to make sure he was prepared for thoroughly.

    “Uh…you know the triangle thing on money? Just like that except, symmetrical…and suave?” Morty said, thinking. “He convinced half the kids to give him souls, and he didn’t even do anything.”

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    4/?
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    Rick loves bones, guts, and gore. Most people see mutilating animals as a gateway to being a serial killer. Rick sees it as an art form, and a classic horror-movie production technique, in comparison to Ford's fancy shmancy animatronics. Stan just likes to help however he can.

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    “Hey,” Stan says, nudging Rick with his elbow. “Can you read that warning bulletin thingie?”

    Rick doesn’t even look at the screen. “Says the world’s ending. You want another – gonna get another drink?”

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    “Wait!” Stanford called out, quickly trailing behind Rick. “He isn’t--please, allow me to explain!”

    “He can explain for himself!” Rick yelled, running up the stairs and down the hall, kicking open the first door he laid eyes on. The door swung open and slammed against the wall, eliciting a small yelp from Stanley, who was busy flipping through a large scrapbook. Rick marched up to where he was sitting on one of the two beds on each side of the room, grabbing him by the collar and lifting him up. Stanley merely stared up at him with wide eyes that Rick didn’t even recognize. “Like to tell me what the fuck’s going on?”

    “Woah, woah!” Stanley put up his hands defensively, dropping the scrapbook onto the bed beside him. “Stanford, who is this lunatic?”

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    Stan is in the middle of no where laying low from a crime when Rick shows up bringing trouble in his wake as always

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    21
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