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    The Krusty Krab is celebrating the sale of it's 1 millionth Krabby Patty and in celebration, Mr.Krabs is hosting a stage show. As an employee, Spongebob is given a plus one invite (as long as he pays for their ticket) and his first instinct is to ask his best friend; Patrick. But Patrick's been having confusing thoughts about his sponge friend recently, who seems to be oblivious to his dilemma. It seems as though the opportunity to star in the Krusty Krab production may just be the platform the starfish needs to get his point across ...

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    10
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    2
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    Squidward's feelings finally come out, but do they?

    ♥ Written by me and my boyfriend ♥

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    2/2
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    Spongebob and Squidward both share a secret bond. Will the employee of the month challenge reveal it?

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    A collection of Spongebob one shots. Mainly patbob spongerick, and always human AU

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    13/?
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    24
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    48
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    8
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    1290
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    Frankly, Edward Tanenbaum has gotten used to the repetition. Get up, go to work, work all day, go home, fall asleep. When his high school band classmate, William Fitzroy, comes knocking on his door at 4 in the morning to beg Edward to let him in, Edward's routine becomes shattered.

    (human au or something)

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    3/?
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    14
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    A collection of relatively short SpongeBob SquarePants fanfics I’ve written. Most of these “Krusty” stories will be sexually explicit and will be littered with both odd fetishes and common kinks. There will be a lot of gay shipping going on as well. This is mostly self-indulgent and I’m WAY too embarrassed to post this under my regular account. There’s not enough raunchy SpongeBob content out there, so if you came here looking for an exotic spongy treat, I’m glad you found what you were searching for. — So enjoy. Maybe someone out there can get their rocks off to this krusty crap.

    If you didn’t know, scat means poop, feces, shit... You’ve been warned.

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    3/?
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    7
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    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1046
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    the scooby doo gang goes on a wild adventure in portland, oregon and they find several new friends and enemies along the way, including cody and noel, as well as the beloved cast of spongebob.

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    The latest job Mr. Krabs forced on Squidward and Spongebob is that of the ol' pizza delivery prostitute. Both of them have to go together...despite how much tension there is between them.

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    spongebob is wokrin at a coffe shop and then squidwar d comes ina nd hes like hi secksy do u want a job and sponegobs like ye

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    18
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    a tale of teriyaki and tentacles. porn parody.

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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    1
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    Boy, those Krabby fumes must've gotten to your head!

    OR

    He was weak. Everybody knew SpongeBob was weak. He was just a kid, just a Goofy Goober. Encompassed within his being was a thin layer between lionhearted workman and spineless milksop. He'd let the world see him at his worst, but ever since Mr. Krabs recrudesced the whole employee of the month ballyhoo, he had been inspired to position himself in a different light.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1102
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    Bobby is having the worst work week of his life. Patrick is there to convince him to slow down and enjoy the holiday season.
    What Patrick doesn't know is how much he really means to his best friend.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
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    46
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    5
    Hits:
    558
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    A cute morning with PatBob.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    783
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    Some short stories inspired by Cordiallysent's story, "life, over the sea, (or at least somewhere by it.)" definitely check it out!

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    745
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    401
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    "O-oh god..." Spongebob panted, his nails digging into Squidward's back. "H-harder. Show me who's the real boss around here." Spongebob could feel Squidward's long and thick tentacle dick twitch inside one of his many worn out holes. It wasn't much longer until Squidward would shoot his inky black cum all inside of Spongebob and the thought turned him on even more.

    Squidward pounded into Spongebob's tight asshole with a loud grunt about to release his cum all inside of Spongebob but was interrupted by a knock at the door. It sounded urgent, but honestly, nothing was more important than this moment between Spongebob and Squidward.

    The door was kicked down by Mr. Krabs and he uttered a hearty seaman's laugh, the light behind him hitting his curvy shell just right. Mr. Krabs' long eyestalks spotted Spongebob and Squidward trying to scramble away from each other and cover themselves up, trying to come up with some excuse for their activities.

    "Now now boys, you know that isn't the way you greet your boss." Mr. Krabs smirked down at the two sweaty men gasping for air. "Do ye boys mind if I join?" Spongebob and Squidward glanced at each other and nodded.

    Tonight was going to be fun for sure.

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    4/?
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    42
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1795
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    Spongebob Squarepants has a rather abrupt sexual awakening, and consults his friends and colleagues for help. Follow Spongebob and the gang through both Bikini Bottom and the bedroom in this sexy, graphic smut, portraying what really goes on behind the scenes.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    41
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    2
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    2058
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    A week after Bikini Bottom was saved from impending doom, SpongeBob takes the time to capture happy memories in the form of photographs.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    49
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    500
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    spange fanfic and other stuff they are at the Disney

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    37/?
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    10
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    447
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    5
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    3
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    191
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    one bobby porter creates a mystery menu at 'ye olde krusty krab', and everything that happens alongside.

    (a story about love, burgers, and keys to the apartment, told in three acts.)

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    63,674
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    290
    Kudos:
    316
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5230

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