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    The start of Bran the Broken's reign resolves nothing, and only paves the way for a greater nightmare; the once-great heroes of the realm degenerate in their own terrible ways as a new threat creeps unchallenged across Westeros, and the greatest enemy of all emerges not from the North or even from across the sea - but from within. Prepare for the deepest, darkest and most demented of all possible futures...

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    "It was just supposed to be a consult." 

    It's a phrase she finds herself saying a lot. But for Anita Blake, Federal Agent and licensed vampire executioner, Murphy's Law never lets up. 

    Anita's superior, Federal Agent Chester Fox, calls her in to perform an emergency consult on his latest case. A militant, all-therian cult has sprung up in the Everglades, and Anita's unique skill set makes her one of the only people who can assist on this time-sensitive mission. But after a botched sting leaves Anita's team with dead and injured on their hands, she faces a quandary. 

    Squamatathropes are rare, their biology so complex that only a handful of people in the world know how to treat them. Dr. Ellen Radborne is the only specialist in the U.S. and she's got the facilities to treat their patients. The problem? The clinic is located in Springfield, Missouri—a territory that has been conquered by Asher Louviere and incorporated into his Kiss. 

    Can Anita complete her mission or will Jeanette's old flame burn things down around her ears?

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    After an incident with his irritating next door neighbour, single dad Zhongli finds himself in a tricky situation, after signing the wrong contract...

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    Michael realizes he was good for someone who wasn't and it spirals from there but this time he has support and people that care. This time he doesn't crash and burn.

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    Atsushi: tell me why a phone just hit me in the head
    Dazai: IT WENT THROUGH THE WALL?
    Atsushi: IT WENT THROUGH THE WALL

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    where there's no plot only A̶̩̬̞̍͐̉͗̾͘͠Â̸̧̢̨̮̲̟͉̝̲̗͈̲̌̒͋̄̔̆̈̋ͅA̶̡̧̨̢͙̯̘̹̫͍͇͒́̚ͅÃ̸̛̭͈̈́́̓̅̽͛͝

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    These things are always true for the clones: Everyone who wanted could be a Brother - didn't matter what gender you preferred. Brothers needed touch like breath. Especially as a Brother, you were always welcome to stay with Brothers. You could find Brothers in all dips, curves and corners of the Galaxy.

    Tup has an interview behind her and an interview ahead of her. Right now, all she can think of, is finally having the comfort of a familiar face and the steady pulse of another's heartbeat close.

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    She doesn’t think.

    Her body reacts long before her brain does and her hands already precede the rest of her body as she jumps.

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    Be Careful What You Wish For...

    It's one of the oldest lessons a witch or wizard can learn when it came to their wondrous magickal world. Few ever put much thought of, least of actually think it meant something. Bellatrix Black was raised by an abusive father and a mother who saw her only as a legacy. In a House long having lost its soul it was the young Heir's job to protect her sisters and do whatever she was told.

    That all ended when she found the Dark Lord and became his right hand. For once she had power and everything she ever wanted. Fourteen years in Azkaban was the least of her worries when her Lord promised the world to her. That like every wish she had turned to ash when the Dark Lord was killed at the Battle Hogwarts.

    What if Bella survived the Battle and with her young daughter in tow made one last wish? A wish to save her life, and her daughters most of all. But also a wish to finally have a life where she was truly happy.

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    “Anakin wants to go undercover,” her answer is muffled against the plates of their armor. “He found some armor in D’nar’s fortress… And this. He thought…”

    Doesn’t matter what he thought. “You’re not going out in that,” they disagree.

    And then step back: “Are you even eighteen yet?”

    Ahsoka has enough room to shake her head. “Sixteen in a few weeks,” she informs them quietly.

    Sith hells, Rex thinks, fifteen.

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    In the aftermath of Elizabeth's disastrous visit to Rapture, the Luteces survey the carnage and try to make sense of what happened... but not all is as it seems.

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    Still recovering from James' attack, Bella Swan hopes for a peaceful birthday celebration. However, a shocking near-death experience convinces her best friend, the vampire Edward Cullen, that he is still too dangerous to be around her, and so he and his coven leave. Hurt and alone, Bella turns into herself before reigniting her friendship with Julie Black, an adventurous young woman and her childhood friend. But there are howls in the darkness, and something strange is happening to Julie that terrifies them both.

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    So you just finished ROTT and don’t know what to do with yourself, but are also so morbidly curious with just how bad that reset can play out. Because I certainly can't get it out of my head.

    [Enter this fic]
    Continuing where ROTT left off! Join me as we watch the spiraling consequences of his actions. Lets explore ROTT's eerily out of character Jim’s choice shall we?

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    Bella was turned into a werewolf over a hundred years ago. After everyone who ever knew her is dead, she finally returns to Forks.

    What if Bella was a hot lesbian werewolf with questionable, lumberjack fashion taste, who worked part time in a fish and tackle shop?

    What if Rosalie worked as a mechanic in town, has had a pretty fun century being an incredibly hot independent vampire, then walks into a fish and tackle shop by accident?

    What if Rosalie got that family she always wanted? I'm talking little werewolf babies. What if Charlie got INCLUDED in the supernatural craziness that Bella always gets tangled in? What if Bella finally found a place to rest her head, safe and happy and LOVED, without having to worry that her soulmate isn't immortal too?

    This is a silly fic for my soul, including every indulgent thought I had while re-watching the twilight movies.

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    Loki and Sylvie were brought into this world together, sharing a womb and sharing a life, so is it little wonder that as they grew older they'd share everything with one another?

    A Sylki Twincest AU, because why not?

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    It's monsooning in New York, but Peter and Wade are about to get hit with a different kind of natural disaster.

    (An unexpected heat satire fic)

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    Stiles Stilinski is determined to save everyone, Derek Hale is traumatized, and Bella Swan stays human, runs a bookshop, and occasionally gives advice.

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    “You want me,” Byeongkwan said, ghosting his hands up Sehyoon’s sides.

    “I want you,” the alpha choked out. His cock ached with arousal. He thrashed from side to side, trying to escape the teasing touches. The bedframe creaked where his rope binding his wrists pulled against the cheap metal.

    Byeongkwan scoffed.

    “Then take me, alpha,” he simpered.

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    (The genderbend grad school au fix it fic we all needed. Team Jacob. Team Polyam Billy-Carlisle-Charlie.)

    White fangs flashed in the moonlight, finding their target faster than the victim could scream, tearing throat from neck.

    The blood of his would-be attacker spattered across Beau's pale face, red coloring everything. He wiped the gore away, shaking his hand, red droplets flying. 

    "Edward!" Beau hissed at his maybe-boyfriend. "What the fuck?!"

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    How do you solve a problem like Nathaniel? 

    It's a question Anita Blake would like answered. When the demands of her newest housemate become too much, Anita is forced to turn to a professional. Their recommendation is unexpected and unorthodox. Perform a short-term experiment that will test Nathaniel's willingness to change. With few options remaining, Anita agrees to give things a shot, praying that this unstable element won't blow her domestic life all to hell.

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    The summer before college is supposed to be Samantha Witwicky's swan song.

    Supposed to be, and probably would be if — well, if she and her girlfriend and her alien car weren’t at the mercy of federal agents with stupid demands. Said select ‘stupid demands’: don’t leave the state until your Move-In Day at Princeton, don’t employ a therapist as your NDA doesn’t cover one, don’t even try to get in contact with the other Mission City fighters — in fact, try to forget you were even there in the first place. Bleh.

    (Sequel to You Know, Girl Robots. Everyone-is-a-woman!AU. Crack-fic, set post-movie.)

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