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    Clover, Fin and Quarters wander into a deranged and off colored Leprechaun, will they be shot or worse.

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    Alternia is destroyed by Sgrub. The Empress is slain by her heiress, The Survivor. Alone on a meteor drifting through space, the lonely fuchsiablood experiments with Ectobiology and concocts an incredible plan to undo what Sgrub caused.

    But timelines don't like being messed with. Actions have consequences. The Survivor realizes this just a bit too late...

    AU universe of Alternia, full of fantrolls and junk

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    Act 1 = Aftrus being created, character and plot setup
    Act 2 = Sgrub and the plot arrive
    Act 3 = First Six in the Medium
    Act 4 = Second Eight arrive, insert chaos, intermissions happen

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    23/?
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    mobswitch stream of consciousness ficlets

    not reviewed or edited

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    819
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    2/?
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    You find an unconscious Dave Strider in a desolate street and allow him to crash at your place, only to find out that he's come all the way from Texas to find his bro, Dirk Strider.

    What seems like an easy task soon evolves into something much more complicated when you finally locate Dirk, and realize three things.
    One, Dave is hot as fuck.
    Two, Dirk is also hot as fuck.
    Three, they have the same taste in girls.

    “i warned you about the striders, bro. i told you dog!”

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    11/?
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    Slick catches Sleuth snooping around his office and "questions" him. They both know what this is.

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    Things start going wrong when the World of Twelve's resident genius clockmaker finds out his own family have died due to Sburbfu.

    So when the mysterious Q offers a way out , can Yugo and AmaliA put a stop to it?

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    A recently turned vampire Sleuth forgot to eat and during his hunt he finds none other than his rival-with-benefits, Spades Slick. And then they fuck.

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    A quick oneshot i wrote for a friend originally and plan to add onto in a short(?) series.the characters of the intermission all interact and kind of live together. Theres chaos, romance, rivalries + more.
    Please feel free to leave a comment to request a certain situation or interaction.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    There was a little place near the shooting range that Spades Slick liked to go to when he was experiencing what Deuce liked to call a "little baby moment", what Boxcars liked to refer to as an "anger management moment", and what Droog liked to refer to as "sicko mode". Slick thought all of these appellations were stupid as shit. Sometimes, you just had to exact some rage on an old dumpster full of garbage, you know? It wasn't like anyone was going to stop him, and it was cheaper than going to the range, and the range owners didn't have a problem with it - or if they did have a problem with the ornery old gangster, they certainly haven't mentioned it to his face yet. And, you know what? Maybe it was better that way.

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    1/1
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    11
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    В котором Карката Вантаса приводит на музыкальный фестиваль его лучшая подруга, чтобы она могла вблизи познакомиться со своей любимой музыканткой.

    [ПЕРЕВОД ЗАМОРОЖЕН]

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    Dave Strider finds himself involved in a death game with eleven strangers and no prior memories of his life before.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    18
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    20
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    An aftermath. It isn’t your fault, nothing could have been done. It’s your fault, you fucked up big time.

    Droog doesn’t handle loss well.

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    A Legitimate Businessman returns in this thrilling sequel! Five years later, Jack "Spades Slick" Vantas has it all. An escape from the world of crime and conspiracy. A truly legitimate business. A future for his adopted son Karkat at a nice college. But when Karkat goes missing, Jack realizes he has only one chance to get his son back: summon (and incidentally hire) the problem sleuth known as Patrick Sloan.

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    4/?
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    10
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    26
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    1
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    Itchy est accueilli gracieusement dans un bâtiment rempli de drôles d'hommes qui se retrouve chaque soir au bar. Devenant ami, enemi, ou plus, avec chacun d'entre eux, Itchy découvre l'envers du décor de ce mystérieux bar, et les manigances du propriétaire de l'immeuble.

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    4/?
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    And the room's the way you like it. Mostly the way you like it. You ain't got much of a preference one way or another 'bout people, except for now. But these two assholes you brought with you and you can feel 'em lookin' your way.

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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

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    21,184
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    Spades Slick is… an interesting character.
    Perhaps interesting isn’t the right word.
    Peculiar, maybe. Fascinating. If one is stupid enough to act out of line, one might even describe Slick as terrifying.
    Which, they should.
    One doesn’t end up the leader of Midnight City’s most notorious mobster crew if they’re not worth a damn.

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    Slick grumbled quietly under his breath, watching the laundry at the laundromat churn in the same way one watched a boat with kind of intensity that you hoped would psionically detonate the engine. Droog watched Slick watching it with the sort of disinterested intensity one watched a David Lynch movie with - curious, but not much else. Invested in the mystery. Droog asked Slick why he wasn't using the perfectly good laundry machine that was inside his perfectly good home that he slept in perfectly well each night. Slick said something about a watermelon inside the washing machine, and Droog shrugged his shoulders and dropped the subject. He had known Slick for over two decades, he knew the "stop asking" tone of voice better than anyone else still alive on this God-given Earth.

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    There was a place outside of town you could drive to, a little closer to where Droogs lived than the rest of everyone else, if you wanted to do something loud without anyone bothering you. Not enough people around for noise complaints, the only people you'd spook are the deers and the birdies, and maybe the two old people that lived in that general part of "town". It sprawled across several dozen acres, and it was excellent for both burying bodies and shooting things. Today, Slick and Boxcars were interested in the latter - in a non violent context, don't you worry your pretty little heads. Those days, as the saying goes, are well behind the two of them, like the fine layer of car exhaust burning out of Slick's car at a million miles per hour as he recklessly speeds down the highway.

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    1/1
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    9
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    33
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    Well, "watch" is sort of not the right word for it...

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    668
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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