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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    39/?
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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    17/?
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    211
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    21
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    You're not fazed at all. Nope. Cool as a cucumber. Those fangs don't make you feel nervous at all or weird in the pit of your stomach in a way that you theoretically stopped worrying about the gayness of last sweep. He licks at them with his forked tongue.

    "Haven't you," CRONCH, "theen a troll eating before," Sollux asks, and laughs his weird swallowed-down nasal chuckle.

    ~~~

    Giftfic for QuerulousArtisan, written for #homestuckve18.

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    4
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    37
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    Sollux POV fic, set after chapter 35 of MC Escher.

    Or in which the author of this series was really hecking dumb and forgot to take their medication for two days or, indeed, sleep and nearly had an episode and vent wrote this in a panic. But it's good so you all get to read it now too (also I'm fine luckily, don't worry)

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    1/1
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    Comprises the free will section ==> Be Karkat (again) in chapter 34 of MC Escher

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    1/1
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    11
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    157
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    1
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you have the nagging suspicion that this isn't how things are supposed to go.

     

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    A rather discombobulating story, in which the four players end up on a corrupted, what seems to be post-meteor Earth.

    Expect deliberate lack of context on occasion.

    Extreme trigger warnings are in place.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    24
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    6
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       Dave Strider glared at the frosty window, eyes focused on the blurry figures. A barely used pen sat blandly in his hand, doodles in ink printed on his papers.

       This essay was due the following Monday, all he had was three words. His mind had been working weakly; convincing himself to try his best. He'd do what was expected. Or at least try. 

       A large cup of cookie flavored coffee sat beside his blank papers. The creamy white mixed in with a twirl of pale brown looked oddly satisfying. He gripped the sides and took a heavy swish.

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    139
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    im not sorry

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    600
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    1
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    What better cliche than a college au with a theatre nerd and a douchebag jock?

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    4/?
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    19
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    During the night, you are a troll on Alternia, helping your new empress quiet the masses as the power shifts over to her and your friends. During the day...you have strange dreams of another planet, another life. When you wake, you never remember these dreams of being a human.

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    30
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    Sollux tries to crack his boyfriend's calm-cool-collected facade.

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    nothing is anything but numbers at 2am (mostly)

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    It took me way too long to figure out a title for this.

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    John, Karkat, Dirk, Sollux, and Jake have decided it's been long enough. They want Dave as their little pet slut.

    And Dave is eventually okay with this.

    Or,

    In which everyone fucks Dave.

    (Only the first chapter contains non-con, I promise.)

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    4/?
    Comments:
    47
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    218
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    Tavros Nitram lives with his brother in a big house in a run down neighborhood.
    Rufioh Nitram is kind of a stalker.
    Vriska Serket accidentally becomes a caretaker to a someone she doesn't know well and that is dangerous.
    and more...
    (Formerly known as Battle of Bros or the one where Gamzee knows what he is doing and tries to hurt Tavros only to have the tables turned;Meanwhile Rufioh loves Dirk and stalks him)

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    16/?
    Comments:
    4
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    44
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    1
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    1391
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    Your name is Sollux Captor and you've never been able to scientifically analyze how a dick works. Maybe you can change that.

     

    I've mentioned Sollux and Dave fucking for science in like all of my other works, it's one am, so I thought I would write this because I've lost control of my life

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    21
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    94
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    12
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    Let the record show that you offered to help long before Sollux Captor was a disaster. Or, well. A disaster about this specific incident- because he's always a disaster.

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    48
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    7
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    380
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    You kind of hate yourself for feeling like this because he’s an annoying douche who doesn’t know how to stop talking, but you probably hate yourself even more for hanging off his every word like every weird vaguely sexual soliloquy he mumbles to nobody in particular extends your lifespan by a year or two.

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    9
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    86
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    10
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    1624
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    Dave gets a troll virus on his computer and needs help. There's not much more to it than that. ... or is there?

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    1,636
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    14
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    206

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