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    Sollux is a dumpster fire of problems but the universe has marshmallows. Dave runs away from his problems, emotions, and Bro.

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    In which Sollux Captor, troll of many curses including the most cursed love life, falls hard in pale pity for Dayvhe, apparently the planet's least romanceable troll. In which Dayvhe himself is basically more secret vault than troll at this point and generally wishes that everyone else would just chill the fuck out for once.

    Contains slow burn 'will they/won't they' pale rom, frankly scandalising pale displays, a best friendship for the ages, highly illegal non-quadrant romance, polyamorous non-quadranted romance, inadvisable body mods, poor decisions and revolutionary content. Contains more plot than strictly needed comprising of shocking revelations, intergenerational hoofbeastshit, and outright rebellion. Unsuitable for trolls seven sweeps and under.

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    Welcome to the best strip club in time, The Glitter.

    Here anything is legal. If you have enough money you dont even need an ID.
    And here we find our favorite sluts willing to sell their bodies to the willing.

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    Dave, resident coolkid and star of Skaia High's football team, joins Sollux's DnD gang. His eating habits take a hit as a result of all the snacks.

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    Tavros Nitram lives with his brother in a big house in a run down neighborhood.
    Rufioh Nitram is kind of a stalker.
    Vriska Serket accidentally becomes a caretaker to a someone she doesn't know well and that is dangerous.
    and more...
    (Formerly known as Battle of Bros or the one where Gamzee knows what he is doing and tries to hurt Tavros only to have the tables turned;Meanwhile Rufioh loves Dirk and stalks him)

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    Karkat gives relationship advice taken from shitty novels to his boyfriends.

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    The Game isn't quite done with the players yet, and as a final act to their play, it tugs them to another universe in need.

    Or at least, it tugs Karkat there first, to an alternate Alternia, where if the Signless fails, and is killed, so does the flames of the revelution. The hemospectrum remains prevelant, and every troll remains slave to it. The Summoner does not rise up.

    The Game decides it really does not like that, so it send its players there to help. Slowly but surely.

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    (some exposition i cant figure out how to slip into the text)
    Alternia is the world the dandcestors/ancestors made in their Sgrub session and is basically earth C except no humans and earth developed on its own but no one knows (yet) all ancestors are god tier except Cronus who died in the session meaning no Eridan. basically an introduction chapter.

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    Dave, Sollux and Karkat are three Minecraft YouTubers at VidCon and do a live stream. It's nothing but dick jokes.

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    On December 21st, 2012, the world /did/ end, but not in the way anyone expected.

    edit: November 27th, 2018
    This has been an ongoing ordeal for the past 6 years. In that time I have changed very much and so has my writing. Because of this, Homestead has many glaring plot holes and inconsistencies simply because there have been huge gaps of time between chapters. This story is still my baby and most of the characters have morphed into my own and relate to their Homestuck counterparts only in name now. The story has grown more and more into The Walking Dead, something I regret because I love apocalypse themes and can't seem to be creative enough to get out of the same ditch as TWD. I can't seem to make the splitting of Florida make sense because I'm not sure it's geographically possible anyway, but it looks cool and I hate this place as much as I love it.

    Anyway, thank you to the die hard Homestead fans out there who keep me writing. Y'all great.

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    Is it still alien abduction when the alien is abducted? And what will the "lab tour" entail? Two scientists are taking advantage that a new arrival gives them the opportunity for a particular field study.

    (Or: in which Dave puts extensive planning into getting back at Sollux for accidentally breaking his rib)

    (Edit, please read the first part of the series or you might get confused. I marginally changed the dialogue in the beginning to make it a bit clearer nontheless.)

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    TG: you miss these witty quips just as much as you miss this strider ass.
    TA: I do not.
    TA: you and your convoluted, iironiic, metaphoriical raps can fuck off.
    TG: now isnt that a lie.jpg
    TA: 2TRIIDER.

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    After days of negotiations, Sollux and Karkat team up to restrain and overstimulate Dave.

    "What he comes out with is a strip of red fabric, a silk scarf. Now you remember - blindfold.
    All of your senses focus down to your hearing and your touch. They keep teasing you, back and forth, nips and licks at your exposed skin, someone brushes their hand over your crotch, their touch light as a feather, and you arch into it even though the hand has already moved on."

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     He’s a little late today.

     She doesn’t quite know why.

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    sollux spends too long in the helmscolumn, shit ensues

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    "Well?" he asked.
    Sollux shook his head and looked back in his wallet before pulling out the remaining bills. "Can I bring you the rest tomorrow?"
    The bartender gave him a hard look and opened his mouth to say something Sollux knew he wouldn't like, but before the words could escape his mouth, the blond was back, this time with an arm slung confidently over Sollux's shoulders.

    "On me," he said smoothly, tossing a ten on the bar to go with the rest of the bills. "Come on then," he said with a slick smile, pulling Sollux to his feet and toward the stairway his friends were already climbing. Sollux felt the anxiety in his chest again, but with little regard to his own safety, found himself following the blond anyway.

    ~

    Down on his luck, Sollux finds some solace with a group of misfits whose main concern is doing good, even when it means breaking the rules sometimes.

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    What are you doing Friday?

     

    Dave's a YouTuber, and when he hears about the local urban legend supposedly located right outside his house, he figures it's too good a vlog opportunity to resist. Somehow, to the surprise of absolutely everyone, things go downhill from there.

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    Karkat is stressed; Sollux and Dave take it upon themselves to fuck his worries away

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