1 - 20 of 172 Works in Soft Lambert (The Witcher)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Lambert thinks Aiden is dead, and killing Jad Karadin is just the final step in that journey. That is, until the truth comes running him down. Aiden is very much alive, he's just missing, and Lambert will do anything to find him and to set things right. If they happen to fall in love along the way, no one is complaining.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    62,585
    Chapters:
    10/12
    Comments:
    100
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2187
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Look, it fucking - it wasn't supposed to go like this, alright?

    The contract had said it was a chort, and even though Lambert knew - he fucking knew - that humans couldn't be trusted to know a griffin from a lubberkin even if it was biting them in the ass and they had a fucking bestiary in their fucking hands…

    He'd certainly paid the price for it now though, hadn't he? All he wanted to do now was collect what he was owed and find a healer. But of course things can't even be that simple - not for him - not when some bard goes and destroys his payment in a tavern brawl. Now instead of the supplies he needed, the village has saddled him with the same bard as a guide. Things can't possibly get any worse, right?

    Right?

    (with fanart by the phenomenal Cylin!)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,914
    Chapters:
    5/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    52
    Hits:
    2346
  3. Tags
    Summary

    “Mmm? Full moon?” Jaskier blinked, squinting against her neck. “Why tomorrow?” He asked with a pout, making the woman giggle as her hand slipped from his ribs and into his pants, grabbing a handful of the bard’s ass and squeezing it, listening to him gasp.

    “Anyone who can follow a Witcher for as long as you and not perish must have some sort of… ability, or tolerance. Stubbornness, perhaps?” she questioned offhandedly, not really expecting a response, and Jaskier hummed quietly. He pressed his face to her neck again, daring as he flicked his tongue out and licked along her neck, the action making her grin wide, flashing canines all too sharp and too large to be human.

    “Oh, yes. You will do lovely, dearest bard,” she said softly, pulling Jaskier along with her to a hidden hut in the woods.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,978
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    72
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    3172
  4. Tags
    Summary

    Instead of spending a lonely night in the gloomy Keep of the Witchers, you decide to look for your lover who is drinking with his brothers. A bottle of Erveluce, a pile of discarded clothes, and the next thing you know, you're madly swinging Lambert's sword around.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,868
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    64
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Hey guys! This is just a place for me to keep all my shorter works - anything less than 1k will be posted both on here and on my Tumblr!

    Full summaries are in the topnotes of each chapter but you can see which pairings I've done so far from the tags :) Will also have a companion post of NSFW shorts coming out soon...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,396
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    162
  6. Tags
    Summary

    “Hey, what about this one?” Aiden suddenly exclaims, pulling a stuffed seal from the back of a shelf and holding it up in triumph, a cheesy smile plastered on his handsome face. “Remember last week when Eskel almost cried watching that nature documentary where the baby seal almost got eaten by a killer whale?” 

    “A seal?” Lambert and Geralt parrot at the same time, exchanging a dubious look. 

    “Look how cute it is. The big blue eyes.” Aiden points at the blue dots sown into the fluffy white seal’s head. “I know exactly what Eskel will say when he sees them. They remind me of Lambert’s eyes.

    ---
    Eskel is sad and his boyfriends decide to cheer him up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,326
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    364
  7. Tags
    Summary

    It's been almost a year since Lambert's seen Aiden.

    He's likely not interested anymore, even if Lambert had done his best to curb his sharpest edges, keep him coming back. It hurts and he tells himself it doesn't. It's better than the alternative. Better than Aiden hurt...or worse.

    Then he finds the cat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,594
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    233
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    691
  8. Tags
    Summary

    On the way to kaer morhen, Geralt and ciri ride through rivia. There they not only find a certain bard but two woman who's destinies become intertwined with their's.
    Who is this mysterious woman claiming to be Eskel's long lost fiancé?
    Read to find out!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,897
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    393
  9. Tags
    Summary

    The door to Eskel’s room is ajar, with Lil’ Bleater sitting in the crack, standing guard.

    This in and of itself is not unusual. What is unusual is that Eskel’s goat reeks of chamomile—the very same oil that Jaskier had used on his… Geralt blinks at the animal, and the animal blinks back, its soft, downy fur combed and plaited into a beautiful network of braids. It’s… weird.

    AKA

    That fic where Jaskier braids every other Witchers' (and one goat's) hair in Kaer Morhen EXCEPT for Geralt, and Geralt wants to know why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    559
    Bookmarks:
    79
    Hits:
    3314
  10. Tags
    Summary

    A pair of oblivious witchers reveal their feelings for each other late at night when everyone else has gone to bed.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,382
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    186
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Vesemir survives the battle of Kaer Morhen, but only very closely. That night, he gets a visit from his pups

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,468
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    565
  12. Tags
    Summary

    After the mountain, Jaskier ran as far away as he possibly could from Geralt and everything to do with the Witcher.

    Jaskier wants nothing to do with any Witchers, not ever again... So why the hell is he helping one!?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,498
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    296
    Kudos:
    711
    Bookmarks:
    129
    Hits:
    17756
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Geralt both hates and loves winters at Kaer Morhen, but in recent years, the pain in his knee has only gotten worse, which seriously dampens his mood and makes winters more and more unbearable as the years go on. Sometimes, Geralt considers wintering in Corvo Bianco, or even in the City of Golden Towers with Ciri in the Emperor’s palace, where the milder winters would be kinder on his injured knee. But his family is up in the North, and Geralt will endure a few months of physical discomfort if it means spending time with his lovers and Vesemir.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,744
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    132
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    808
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Vesemir never expected to actually have to take care of a child when he signed himself up to be a foster parent. He was a single man living alone in a tiny apartment above a garage. The chances of him getting that call were slim to none.

    But then he got the call. And again. And again. And maybe, just maybe, he started to fall in love with the three boys he had been tasked with taking care of. Just don't tell anyone that, he had a reputation to uphold, dammit.

    a.k.a Grumpy Papa Vesemir and his three foster boys.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,457
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    1326
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Jaskier sat on that rock, confessing his love. He tried to promise he'd be better, tried to coax him into a much needed rest. But as he handed his heart over, Geralt tossed it right off that mountain. And then, Geralt made it clear that he wasn't even interested in being friends. So he left, and stumbled into Lambert, broken and grieving over Aiden's death, only days before they were supposed to meet.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    109,542
    Chapters:
    44/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2519
    Kudos:
    1906
    Bookmarks:
    464
    Hits:
    50539
  16. Tags
    Summary

    When Lambert first came to him about this, Eskel hesitated. Both of them had been deep in their cups, neither really in their right minds to make a decision as strongly as this. Lambert confessed to Eskel that he was still a virgin, too distrusting of the world around him to allow someone to see him at his lowest. But Eskel...Eskel had always treated him kindly, almost lovingly. Asking Eskel seemed like the obvious thing to do, but even in his drunken haze, Eskel knew he couldn't do it, not without Lambert's clear, sober consent. Rather, he kissed Lambert softly on his lips and said,

    "Find me when we're not drunk and ask me again...please."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,259
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    700
  17. Tags
    Summary

    This is a collection of all the fics I did for a 1200 followers celebration late in 2020. Enjoy :)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,604
    Chapters:
    30/30
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    1106
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Lambert loves taking every kind of picture. He takes snapshots of his boyfriends posing for him, whether they’re trying to be funny or a bit more...sensual. Either way, Lambert treasures them, but his favourite kind of photo just so happens to be the kind his lovers hate the most.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,665
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    261
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Someone touched Lambert. No. Scratch that. Someone hurt Lambert, and Aiden can’t remember anything after that. All he can recall is a group of bandits, a strangled yell ripping its way from Lambert’s lips, and the scent of blood in the air. Not just the scent of any blood, though. It carries with it the smell of ozone, the barest hint of the Chaos that runs in Lambert’s veins, and Aiden sees red.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,306
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    527
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Again Aiden turns, now with that shallow furrow to his brow that makes Lambert want to make a fool of himself if only to say look at me, look at me without having to say anything at all. Again, and again, until the cat slaps the book shut and tries to smother Lambert with his own bedroll.

    Or

    In which Lambert pulls at pigtails. To his own great surprise, it works.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,923
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    300

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Pages Navigation