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    Caliborn accidentally time travels to the Felt Mansion in the outskirts of Midnight City. Whatever comes from this can be either hilarious or absolutely tragic.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,136
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    44
    Hits:
    435
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    Your name is Dave Strider, you're the victor of the 72nd Hunger Games, and the only thing you care about is keeping yourself and your brother safe.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and the Capitol made the mistake of turning you into a killing machine and then giving you every reason to want to see it burn.

    Your name is Jake English, and surviving to become the single most popular victor in the Capitol might just have been a fate worse than death.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you're going to be the next Head Gamemaker no matter whose corpse you have to step over to get there.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you know you're going to die.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you refuse to let them kill you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,859
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    298
    Kudos:
    420
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    6283
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    in an alternate universe where canon is treated like a piece of discarded garbage, the hiveswap trolls meet some newcomers that seem...strangely familiar.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,408
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1532
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    Midnight City spawned from the ashes, forged by dark magic and uncontested will. Spades Slick was its undisputed kingpin, and Lord English his ultimate enemy. Unfortunately, fate isn't kind to the inhabitants of this semi-prosperous metropolis, and the shadows that lie beyond the Furthest Ring have plans for these unsuspecting mobsters.

    You should never put all your cards on the table. You might lose a hand or two.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,151
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    98
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1010
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    On the one hand, it's overkill—you'd never let any of your associates come here if they didn't already have an understanding of the phase of life you're in now, never mind the fact that Snowman's in a position to understand it better than anyone else of any other species might—but on the other? Kid's showing survival instincts nearly equal to yours, and you're damned proud. And of course, then there's the realization that he's nowhere near as old as you are and he shouldn't fucking have, need, or be aware of those instincts. You make a mental note to talk to him about that later. But for now...

    Jack finally gets forced to introduce Snowman to Dave.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,752
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    316
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    Eridan Ampora has gone through it. Being selectively mute after a horrifying accident that he believes to be his fault, leaving his zoned school for three years, only communicating through Karkat has left him less social than he would like to be. When he finally comes back he realizes everything is absolutely wayward and not what he had in mind. His crush on the guy who hates his guts couldn't be any more complicated.

    Sollux Captor despises Eridan Ampora, the quiet not really new kid to the school. Just looking at the guy makes him want to punch his teeth in. However, he can't as their mutual friend Karkat won't let Sollux physically near the mute. Personally he finds the mute boy unnerving, and is irritated at his very presence. Until the two numbnuts finally communicate and realize that not everyone is perfect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,769
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    344
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    An unexpected encounter, a Time Demon, a Strange Gang, and a Hopeless Romantic. Will xe conquer xyr love?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,416
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    142
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    Karkat Vantas-Leijon has come to expect completely improbable situations happening in his life. He thought himself incapable of being surprised. He clearly wasn't prepared for this situation - standing over the body of his friend, in a killing game, drunk out of his mind.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,745
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    219
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    There was a time, not so long ago, when the Personal Servitor took a wrong turn.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,768
    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    644
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    After traveling the world for years and years it's time to settle down and leave your vagabond past behind you. Though maybe becoming a maid for the second most dangerous mafia gang in midnight city through craigslist is probably a bad idea.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
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    Third installment of my Lyricstuck scripts. This one is No Children, by The Mountain Goats

    I can't draw good so I write the lyricstuck instead. Link to the song to accompany the reading is in the author's notes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    52
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    A LEGITIMATE BUSINESSMAN -- ACT III
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    So far, we've followed intrepid problem sleuth Patrick Sloan as he attempts to hire The Midnight Crew to take down The Felt and a certain unknown mobster kingpin named The DMK. We've learned about his Troubles, met his Associates, learned some Secrets, reviewed the Investigation, and examined everyone's Lifestyle. Then we watched as everyone involved set out their Best Laid Plans. So now we'll finally see how all of this Ends. The series concludes with the chapters herein. You didn't think I'd leave you guys hanging, did you?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,970
    Chapters:
    68/68
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    788
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    Snowman walks into Crowbar's office and finds the man asleep. As she watches him doze, she thinks about what he means to her. She doesn't know whether to smile or frown at the answer she comes to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,748
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    44
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    TG: 
    TG: i cant believe this
    TG: i need a lighter 
    TG: nerd supreme just came with the reckoning

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,214
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    615
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    Safe in my garden
    An ancient flower blooms
    And the scent from its nature
    Slowly squares my room
    And its perfume being such
    That it's causing me to swoon
    –“Safe in My Garden” By: The Mamas & The Papas

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    47,833
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    876
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    Snowman hadn’t felt this unsure in a longtime. Not since she had originally lost the Dersite pod. Since she had lost Bk.

    But seated in the “Felt manor” with the strange being Doc Scratch, she could feel the metaphorical rug being yanked sharply from underneath her.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    83
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    When it comes to life's injustices, holla' at your resident coffee shop employee Eridan Ampora for a daily dose of insecurities, follies, and just plain misfortunes buried deep within a sea troll's psyche. In other words, he's almost a hundred and eleven percent sure he is completely insane.

    And this stupid mutant were-bear isn't helping.

    Whereas another, albeit semi-incorporeal Aradia Medigo just kinda floats around, minding her own business. Don't pay attention to her, oh no, she doesn't really exist anymore. Yep, just allow her a peaceful unrest in her graveyard- it's her home now.

    At least, she would be nonexistent if this rainbow drinker would stop incriminating her of fashion-related felonies.

    And Snowman is the poor yahoo in the middle.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,349
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    126
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    Summary

    homestuck drabbles, focusing on the carapacians, just experimenting, exactly what it says on the can
    (can opener included)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    300
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    57
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    Summary

    Just a few doodles of Snowman, Di, and Bro meeting each other and being curious

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    0
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    103
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    Spades Slick and Diamonds Droog must complete their sensitivity training or risk losing their Union membership. Meanwhile, Hearts Boxcars, Clubs Deuce and the kids try to beat the heat on the hottest day of summer. Hilarity ensues for both sides of the Crew.
    Humanstuck, not Homestuck compliant and writing just to have fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,733
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    742

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