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    Armitage Hux owns and runs a bakery with his best friend Phasma. One day, an attractive young man, Ren, walks in and changes his life.

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    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    65
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    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1772
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    “Who’s there?” She whispered hoarsely. Fuck, whatever drugs they’d given her still hadn’t worn off completely, her movements were slow and her speech half-slurred.

    Something smooth and heavy, like the belly of a large snake, rolled over her feet and she swallowed, fighting the urge to jump away. If it was a snake, the sudden movement would just provoke it.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/10
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    30
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    120
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    23
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    Rey's just a normal mortal, completely unaware that she's spent her whole life mere miles away from an entire vampire compound. But when two men come crashing into her life, she's soon introduced to a world she never knew existed but is told she belongs in.
    Kylo Ren never expected to find his mate, least of all in a simple mortal woman. But fate wants what it wants.

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    Chapters:
    17/20
    Comments:
    162
    Kudos:
    378
    Bookmarks:
    68
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    8678
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    Rey's parents leave her to stay at her uncle's for eight mouths. She's not looking forward to it, until she meets the handsome neighbor that happens to be teaching at her new school.

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    Chapters:
    19/19
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1937
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    The First Order has defeated all uprisings in the galaxy, and begun the process of ruling. With Kylo Ren and his wife Rey Solo taking over the balance of the Force, Armitage Hux is crowned Emperor, with his wife Lyric as Empress. Everything should be going well, but Hux isn't handling the pressure of ruling well. And when he threatens her children, the Empress decides to take matters into her own hand. In her search for allies, she discovers a voice from the past, a man she thought dead and buried now ready to take on the Emperor of the Galaxy for the heart of the woman both men claim to love. As Hux searches the galaxy for his lost family, Kylo Ren and Rey prepare to battle a foe believed long dead, returned now to reduce both men to the apprentices they were before love made them human again.

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    108,132
    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1548
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    Farmer’s Market AU

    It’s the first Saturday of May, which means opening weekend of the Falls Park Farmer’s Market season. Ben has reluctantly returned to his family home in Vermillion, South Dakota to support his newly-widowed mother and their struggling beef farm. While trying to keep the ranch afloat for one more year, Ben must also deal with the unexpected loss of his father and begins to question the line that separates tragedy from intent. As he pieces together his father’s final moments, Snoke, the CEO of the industrial First Order Farms, jumps on the opportunity to buy Skywalker Ranch. Unswayed by the family’s refusal, Snoke doubles down on the pressure to force their hand.

    While Ben is counting down the days until he can help his mother sell the farm, tolerating the Market Weekends in the process, the Pasque Valley Farm booth—with the charming girl Rey and her beautiful cut flowers—provides a gentle reprieve for a family torn apart by loss.

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    Chapters:
    2/25
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    What else could one expect from an Imperial academy? Superiority. Condescension. Belittlement. To be different was to be hated. Greya finds herself the recipient of a scholarship to the Arkanis Academy and the Cadet program under the direction of Commandant Brendol Hux. Isolated and alone for her background, the brown eyed Corellian endures the bullying and exclusion on a daily basis but it turns out the Commandant's own son is just as lonely as she is.

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    28,501
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    188
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    He's not sure when it happened or if he's always felt it.

    Maybe it was when they were children? Pretending to be brave ghost hunters, racing down the halls of the Hux residence.
    Or it could have been when she dragged him to that stupid Halloween party in that ridiculous costume?
    Or when they attended the local fall fair? Which he still counts as their first date.
    He's not sure when it occurred, he doesn't really care because he knows one thing.

    Armitage Hux is utterly in love with Rey Kantana!

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    14,333
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    356
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    A group of young women come down with a mysterious illness as winter turns to spring in Salem Village in 1692. Suspicions of witchcraft begin to run rampant in the town as the doctor continues to credit natural causes -- but his apprentice Ben Solo may know more than it seems.

    AND/OR

    Salem Witch Trials AU

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    Chapters:
    2/15
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    911
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    Poe Dameron was used to his life on Jakku struggling to survive. He never dreamed that in finding a droid, BB-6, Jedi Finn Skywalker and an ex-stormtrooper, Rey, he would have an adventure beyond what he ever imagined.

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    9,291
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    9
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    158
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    Rey Smith has landed her dream job, teaching Physics at Alderaan Grammar School but she has not been there a day when she realises that there's something rotten in the Alderaan education system and that something is centred around their rival school, Starkiller Academy and its enigmatic headmaster, Kylo Ren, puppet principal for the shady First Order multi-academy trust.

    Expect mistaken identities, snarky email correspondence, hockey matches, school dances, marking in coffee shops and far more information about the English education system than you ever wanted to know.

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    English
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    32,582
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    102
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2119
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    Poe can only hope there will be, someday.

    Series
    Language:
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    Words:
    240
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    66
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    Smutty, funny, one-shot venture into writing my first A/B/O fic, and now it’s grown a plot, found some angst, and turned dark and stormy, with a 100% chance of partly sunny skies ahead that clear out for a happy Reylo ending.

    Rey's a smart, independent Omega, thank you very much. And the last thing she needs is a possessive Alpha taking over her life. Except that's exactly what happens when she reaches the finish line of her marathon and is absconded, bridal carry style, by her childhood crush, Ben Solo. Rey doesn't need no stinking marathon trophy, she's too busy having sex with Ben Solo in the Heat Tent.

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    75,386
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    1102
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    1057
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    In which scavenger Ben and co.’s adventures continue.

    Series
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    6,185
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    1
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    16
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    236
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    They can see each other in sleep, if nothing else.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    108
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    The force is tired of Skywalker drama so it does something about it. The force just wants Ben and Rey to bang. Kylo beats Rey during starkiller base taking her hostage again.

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    English
    Words:
    5,780
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4643
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    After escaping his uncle, Ben whisks Poe away to find both safety and answers to his nightmares. This decision may change the galaxy.

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    4,858
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    4
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    9
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    131
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    Ben Solo has never been a fan of his grandfather, but when his mother tells him to visit, he does what she says. It becomes a bit easier once he meets the nurse.

    Language:
    English
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    4,278
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    378
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    What if Poe was the Knight of Ren and Ben the Resistance member?

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    English
    Words:
    1,073
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    35
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    Kylo Ren leaves the First Order, but it will not be an easy road back to the Resistance — or, for that matter, to Poe Dameron.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    415
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    38

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