10 Works in Sneaky Bilbo Baggins

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    When he opened the door of his smial and looked at the individual standing on his steps, for the first time in his life Bilbo could hear the voice. Yavanna was singing to him, only a few lines but it was enough. This was his long awaited mate.

    It took a few more days for Bilbo to realize what Yavanna was singing to him was not the happy ending like it had been for his parents.

    His mate was fated to die.

    ...

    Not on his watch!

    Or: The one where Thorin is oblivious and Bilbo's plans mostly have one major fault: He forgot to include himself in them.

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    Bilbo is not the innocent Gandalf knew, and when he comes to collect Bilbo for an adventure, he finds a much darker, far more shuttered hobbit than he expected. This one harbors secrets.
    These secrets will rock everything the dwarves know to be true. It will evolve their perception of the world as it is and as it was before Smaug, including the warg-riding, nomadic honey-and-vinegar race of minotaurs residing where dragons were said to roam, long ago.

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    A little meddling with Gandalf's staff splits Bilbo's Took from his Baggins. Now the Company has to deal with both of them, and their respective issues.

    Wherein Bagginses are no good for adventures, and Tooks are more likely than Dwalin to start a bar fight.

    ON HIATUS

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    Scuttling through the halls of the Elvenking of Mirkwood, Bilbo has finally managed to find where the leader of the Company is kept prisoner. Thorin, on his part, had never actually expected to hear the voice of a friend again.

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    Bilbo comes home early from Christmas shopping to find Thorin blasting Mariah Carey.

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    What if Bilbo had decided to use the Arkenstone in a different way than "historically"? A slight AU which explores the Divine Right to Rule conferring role of the Jewel Above Jewels. Kili and Fili are adorably youngish, Bilbo is a tricksy Baggins, and one of the Company is his sweet self.

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    Bilbo is ready to sleep until spring arrives at Erebor. Movieverse, AU.

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    Gandalf has been asked to employ Bilbo Baggins and his trusted assistant, Azog.

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    Nori challenges Bilbo to a 'little' game. To steal from three members of the company without getting caught, and then they have to steal one thing from each other.

    The stakes: If Bilbo wins, Nori has to return what he's stolen.

    And if Nori wins, well that part was never clarified.

    Bilbo doesn't know why he agreed, maybe it's his own pride, maybe it's to prove the over confident dwarf wrong that he can be clever and sneaky if he wants to be. Maybe it's to prove to himself he has a little chance of survival against a dragon.

    Either way, he's at a severe disadvantage against an actual burglar. After all, he's only burgled one thing in his life, and that was unintentional. Even if it is the only thing giving him an upper hand.

    -A little light hearted divergence that takes place after the events of the film.-

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    In a world where Bilbo Baggins is secretly the greatest thief Middle-earth has ever known, the hobbit joins Thorin's Company with the end objective of stealing the Arkenstone. Feelings and stupidly handsome dwarves threaten to crumble his resolve.

     

     

    This work will updated sporadically and often with many weeks between chapters.

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