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    Loki is stripped of most of his powers and sent to Earth to, essentially, do community service with the Avengers to atone for his crimes. Whilst there he is drawn into a prank war with who else but Tony Stark and things quickly escalate in a contest of scientific, super-powered and magical trickery. But things are not all fun and games – something is coming from the deep darkness of the universe with Earth in its sights. Something like none of them has ever seen before.

    None of them except Loki, that is.

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    "A shave, a minor haircut, several weeks of consistent sleep with the help of some of Banner’s sedatives, and he was feeling more like good old Bucky than he had in almost seventy years. Something was still different though, and a long hour studying his face in the mirror, finding every new line, the touches of fading hair at his temples, the small scars from his goggles and mask, had shown him that there was no going back to the cocksure twenty-something who had chased skirts as if his life depended on it.

    Might as well make the best of what was left."

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    Trigger warnings in the tags, some parts of this fic can get pretty intense, will tag chapters/sections when appropriate. Smut-free.

    Updates on Saturdays.

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    88
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    Steve is the head chef of an exclusive, very classy Brooklyn restaurant. It's an awesome job, despite the fact that he has to climb on a box to yell at his staff, but there's one big problem. He can't stand the head waiter and the guy just won't stop flirting with him.

    Bucky Barnes is a fucking menace, and Steve hates his guts.

    [in which there's restaurant drama, recipes with every chapter, and Bucky and Steve figure their shit out over a lot of food]

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    Or, how to only gamble what you're willing to lose.

    Tony might not have known Thanos' name at first, but he's known that something's coming for ages now. He's prepared, he's taking this threat seriously, it'll all work out in the end. (Please, he thinks, let it all work out. Let everyone survive.)

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    39
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    5
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    Arthur, Gwen, and the Knights of the Round table return just to be taken by an unknown organization.

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    6/?
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    16
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    14
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    A betrayed Tony Stark leaves the Avengers. He's angry and bitter but he's not about to stop being a hero. The problem is that not everyone is happy with his decision.

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    32/?
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    When Tony stumbles in the Sirens' territory accidentally, he knows he is screwed, but when he gets saved by his very own guardian angel, he is overjoyed until he realizes what that all means: he's going to die.

    Or the fic:

    Where Tony is overly dramatic, chases Bucky away, thinks too much of death. 95% of never-ending crap, 3% of heading somewhere, 2% of overlying romantic themes.

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    1/1
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    37
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    3
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    Bucky Barnes is recovering. He should be focusing on adapting to the 21st century and coping with his past, not drooling over the pretty girl in the Stark Tower lobby.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    22
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    8
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    416
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    30 chapters of horny Logan being the best there is at what he does...and what he does is men.

    Tags will be added as more pairings appear.

    It was gonna be 30 days, but I am RUBBISH at deadlines.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    37
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    Steve likes taking pictures. He especially likes taking pictures of Tony, who doesn’t mind one tiny bit. Not at all. In fact, he wouldn’t mind returning the favor.

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    When Howard Stark demands Tony work at a dig site in S.America one summer to "build character" and "learn about life", Tony is furious.
    But then he meets soldier/archeologist Steve and falls in love with blue eyes and a perfect smile. Just as they are ready to move forward together, Steve leaves abruptly with no explanation and breaks Tonys heart.
    Ten years later, Tony stumbles across the file for the old dig site. He's determined to visit and shut it down, but discovers that instead of a village, the dig has unconvered a temple and actually needs MORE money to stay open. A security team is hired to protect the staff and the artifacts they find, and Tony comes face to face with Steve Rogers all over again– except Steve is bearded and BIGGER and way more dangerous than he used to be...And Tony likes it.
    When the camp is attacked, Steve jumps into action, snatching Tony and running into the jungle to escape and work their way towards safety.
    But long days and nights together bring back old feelings, and one day Steve takes a risk and asks Tony to give them another chance.
    Will Tony say yes? Or is his heart buried too far for the soldier-turned- archaeologist-turned-mercenary to find it?

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    159
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    Tony Stark has been blinded thanks to an accident he can fully blame on SHIELD, and well, that's pretty much the end of his life. Or, so he thinks, until a mysterious British man starts visiting him in his hospital room. He doesn't tell him who he is, but he likes to read to Tony, and there's blueberries, and conversation, and goodbye kisses.

    Of course, nothing lasts forever. Chaos has a way of dropping in unannounced.

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    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    454
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    Etre une IA ne veut pas dire qu’on ne peut pas avoir de pensées indépendantes, ou même réaliser des actions sans un ordre direct venant de son créateur. Jarvis était une IA indépendant, bien que légèrement protectrice. « Bonjour SHIELD. Ici Jarvis. Si l’un de vous menace, fait du mal ou tente de pirater Mr. Stark, je me verrai obligé de prendre les mesures nécessaire afin de rayer votre existence de la surface du monde. Je vous souhaite une bonne journée. »

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    1/1
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    Tony loves being in Asgard. He is healed and free from the physical scars left by years as Iron Man, and the emotional scars left by everything. And he loves being Thor's mate. So why is he drawn to Loki? Why does it seem like when he looks at the Trickster God, Loki is staring right back? Why is Tony intrigued when green eyes shift to red and pale skin flickers to blue?
    Loki doesn’t know what to do with Anthony Stark. The legends speak of the Thunder God and the Trickster God sharing a soul, a mate, a heartbeat– and there was a time when Loki believed in that. There was a time when the idea of sharing someone with Thor had thrilled some secret part in his heart. Before finding out about his true parentage. Before the wars and the deceptions and the anger.
    It seems happiness is out of Loki’s reach, especially happiness that includes Tony. So why is he unable to stay away? And when his glamour slips and Tony sees his Jotunn form, why doesn’t he run like everyone else?
    Loki doesnt believe that he deserves happiness, and is terrified he will scare Tony away.
    But thats fine. Because if he is alone, he can’t hurt anyone with the Frost that flows through his veins.

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    After failing in his conquest of Midgard Loki decides that, if he can't take Midgard by force... then why not 'take' someone who already rules it? It is his birth-right to be burdened with glorious purpose... and who is more appropriate to help carry that burden than the genius who'd bested him?

    What unfolds from this decision, guided by the hands of fate, will have consequences which ripple throughout the tentative peace of the nine-realms and shatter the life of one playboy, billionaire, philanthropist...

    But, just as he did with a box of scraps hidden within a cave, can Tony Stark take these shattered pieces of the world he knew in order to build something better?

    Or will the chaos of this new beginning lead to the scattering of seeds he wishes to sew?

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    Chapters:
    68/?
    Comments:
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    31409
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    An alternate version of The Avengers where instead of throwing Tony Stark out his window Loki tosses him back the other direction across the penthouse and decides the genius, inventor and billionaire will be more valuable as a high-profile prisoner of war even if he can't be controlled by the scepter. The Mark VII suit of Iron Man Armor didn't get ready and come to Tony's rescue in time either to prevent Loki from taking Tony Stark prisoner and exchanging his Suit controlling colantotte bracelets for manacles and chains as Loki took control of Jarvis. One changed action-will this change the entire war?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    57
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    11
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    1445
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    He’s obviously in the warehouse district near the docks, probably in one of the abandoned packing plants or something of the like. Honestly at this point this kidnapping couldn’t get more cliché if it actively tried.

    “Service sucks and the wait staff stole my clothes,” Tony whispers, unable to help himself as he slinks down the hall, “Zero stars, would not come again.”

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    1138
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    There were only two things Tony Stark hated about being a Slytherin. Mind you, the title of Head Boy of a Hogwarts House wasn’t to be taken for granted, but still. Tony was pissed.
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    Or, the one in which Slytherin is forced to get cozy with Gryffindor, Tony is forced to get cozy with Steve, and Tony doesn't like it in the slightest.
    That is, until he kind of does.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    64
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    11
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    733
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    Two FBI special agents go undercover to infiltrate a gang of street racers. If only they were a little more compatible..

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    Comments:
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    87
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    12
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    When Tony Stark goes to Pandora to be part of the Avatar project it’s primarily so he can walk again after his experience in Afghanistan left him paralyzed from waist down and with shrapnel in his heart. He doesn't expect to get chosen by the Sacred Tree of the Na'vi and become involved in saving the planet from humans and an evil Na'vi though. Seriously, that really came out of left field.
    Also somehow he's kinda made friends....

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    English
    Words:
    28,775
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    63
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1842

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